Inappropriate Nicknames

Bubbalub

Oh, my sis and I call each other butthead in public.

I've known a Sparky, a Patsy, a Ratbag (who gave himself the nickname to be "cool" *vom*), a Studboy, a Jessihooters and more that I can't remember off the top of my head righ tnow. Only one of those is an actual friend of mine that I love and adore. The rest are people I used to know and am glad not to be friends with anymore.

psichick

Fi calls me porn star, which freaked the hell out of my brother the first time he heard it lol. i actually have a bunch of names for FI: etch-a-sketch, merv, dork, tall person..... it goes on lol. 

most people i know have kinda normal nick names. my brother is known as bonk to a lot of people. i know a blinky, cookie, frenchy, gonz, tiny (who's 6'7" of course), helmet, popeye, munky, oink (yes he's a cop), stretch, tree (another 6'6" and skinny as hell guy)........nothing too inappropriate though

NuggetBrain

I get lots of boob names.  Pancake, Tits, GG (my nickname is CC and when my girls found out what my bra size was I got "GG" a lot).

I also named my boobies.  Thelma and Louise.  Because they are always trying to make a goddamn break for it. 

SarahPLiz

My uncle's best friend's name is Gary, but his nickname from the Navy during Vietnam is N*gger. He's whiter than i am. N Reynolds is what is on his mailbox and my cousins always called him "unlce n*g". We were only allowed to call him Mr. Gary, and he really doesn't answer to that. He lives in Arkansas.

My older sister was called "booger red" when she was a baby.

shauni27

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_inappropriate-nicknames?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:00cc6b08-10cf-4daa-b693-2e99937e1493Post:a693f27b-9e42-49da-86c2-09cab8a71df0">Inappropriate Nicknames</a>:
[QUOTE]You know you have 'em.  SHARE. Noodle calls me "wildenuge" (along the lines of wildebeast) when things get a little, erm...hairy. Our friend is Jewish, and we (including his wife) call him Jeffrey Jewseph.  My mom still calls my brother "pee bucket" sometimes because he had a bedwetting problem when he was younger.
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</div><div>being jewish my friends call me Moisha Samburg a lot.  moish for short.  i get a lot of "hey moish, come do my taxes!" </div>

BioGirl21

Not really inappropriate, but I like to call my brother "Old McDonald" because his middle name is Donald. He used to get really pissed when we were younger. Now I just call him "Seamen" because he's in the Navy. He also hates that one.

Midgie373

My BF in college had a mole on her back (she's since had it removed) that resembled a pair of testicles.  We still call her Nutsac.

JanoBean75

My little brother and I call each other Ass.

FI has a lot of boob-related nicknames for me, but mostly we call each other "Stinky" and variations of that word.