Bizarre names

september's bride

I just chalked it up to him having parents who wouldn't consider the vile things that kids think up. Poor guy. It seems like a perfectly natural name until a bunch of ninth graders get ahold of it.

Lyss5782

I used to babysit boys with all last name first names (and middle names too!)...Burke, O'Hara, McGraw, and Kennedy.  Burke and Kennedy maybe...O'Hara only makes me think of Scarlett. And Fa-Molly (Female) people...the person next to my mom did that when she was in the hospital giving birth to me.  She told me then whole time she was thinking, "noooo dont do that to your kid!"

airidh80

When I worked in AR, one of my billing contacts was named Aphasia. Google it. I was already familiar with the word when he told me his name, so I had to very quickly turn a laughing fit into a coughing fit in an effort to remain professional.

banana468

There's a person that we have to remit payment to.  His Middle initial and last name?P. Enis

redhotrachel35

My friend wanted to name her daughter Abcde (prounounced Absidie). She ended up naming her Aria. She just had a son, and wanted to spell his name K-den. They spell it Kden. Still not great, but seriously, who puts a dash in their child's first name?

wdc*bride

Guy I went to high school with named his son Espn.  (pronounced Espen, but notice there's no second e).

longboatbride

My new niece was named Luna.

DavidsRaindrop

My FI and I are very into the unique names.  We have 6 picked out for future children.  Carelynn Mahree, Kayleigh Rayne (play on my name), Issac Lee, Cassi Lee (flip Cassi and Issac around, we are planning on adopting twins) and Caedon Cristofer. My own name Raindrop is unique as well.

DavidsRaindrop

Just a note: in the Koine Greek, kai means 'and'.

Puppylove*85

LongBoatBride ~ That's interesting, we named our dog Luna!I've seen a little boy named Dash.  My female cousin is named Reagan because her father adores Ronald Reagan.

banana468

My first year of college, Anita Hymen could be found in the college directory. 

Rhianna1981

My mom had a student- "Sir Ronald." His mother insisted that my mother refer to him as such, and not just "Ronny" or something. I had a student- Zilka Vianey and her sister (not twins) was Milka Vianette.

trix1223

I have a friend who taught a girl named Fluffy Wilmerding.  My cousin also graduated med school (I was there-SWEAR it's true) with a woman named Snow White.  She went into pediatrics.

loveypants

A girl I teach in gymnastics is names Precious..I always think about Friends with Phoebe and Mike haha

teacherlady79

I am a high school teacher-- I had a student in my study hall named Abracadabra, and she went by Abra. Her younger sister started at our school last year, and her name is Potpori (pronounced like potpourri).I've also seen D'Fines (pronounced Duh-Finest, but with no t) and Preshus (pronounced like precious).

DavidsRaindrop

My mother went to school with twins named Ima and Ura. Not terrible, really just old-fashioned.... until you find out their last name.  Phigg (pronounced Pig).  Yes it was Ima Phigg and Ura Phigg. Talk about mean!

brookelynpaisley

I girl I went to middle school with names her daughter Alize... because that's what she was drinking when she conceived. Klassy My uncle and his siblings are Larry, Mary, and GaryMy cousin is named Brees after Drew Brees, QB of the Saints - it was the Chargers when he was born, and sure enough, he named his dog Charger.FI thinks the name Doctor for a child is beyond brilliant.  

chosen175

I used to tutor a little girl named Heaven Leigh - and she was FAR from being heavenly.My aunt, who used to teach 1st grade, had a student whose name was Sh!thead.  It was pronouced Shy-thee-ud.  Yikes!

Moneypenny424

I personally have known a Universal and a Unique.  I just like watching sports to see the names.  Some favorites are JamesOn Curry (yes, like James On), Jacquizz, and of course, Dabrickashaw.

katiewhompus

The Snow White comment reminded me...In college we had a club sign up name and one name on our list was "Barbie Spitz". Well, I had assumed it was a joke name but before I crossed it out I looked it up on our campus joke. Sure enough there was a freshman named Barbara Spitz....

tinkerbelle71884

I work in the pediatric ER and weve had MANY MANY high quality names. one was King of all Deland. King was first name and of all Deland was the middle name. We've had Tuesday Stormy (first and middle name). A girl I work with actually has a notebook of the names of some of the kids we get. its quite amazing what these people come up with.

kelmcgee

I know some one that named their son Chase.  Which on it's own is cute but with the last name, Boyz. He is going to have some issues later on in life.    They didn't even realize it until they came home from the hospital and started telling everyone the name they had choosen.

buttaflai

I only know people with boring names, butat my sister's day care there is a girl named A-a. (Pronounced Adasha.) Seriously?? Can I rename myself with an * then?

jfgrad06

I'm sorry but I think I would have to kill someone that tried to name an infant Sex Fruit. I mean...REALLY?!A friend of mines mother used to be a substitute teacher for an elementary school. One day, she was doing the role call and came to the name "Shithead." (Sha-theed)...Shithead. WTF were her parents thinking? You know that girl gets teased. Way to socially handicap your child.