people and facebook

salt78

[i]NuggetBrain is wondering why penises look bigger in gay porn than straight porn.[/i] They really do? That's interesting.

NuggetBrain

Yeah, well, one of FI's best friend's mom found me on Facebook and friended me, so now I have to tone it down which ticks me off.  Like, I wanted to post "NuggetBrain thinks Jesus wouldn't have minded the homosexes, he looks pretty metro in all his pictures" on there, but I couldn't because the mom would be all *clutches her pearls!* and drama.

NuggetBrain

Seriously Salt, they totally do.  But that might be because there are just more of them to pick from.

salt78

Possibly. Or maybe because they know that men will be watching it so they pick guys with bigger junk to add to the arousal factor. A friend of mine's old roommate left a box of really dirty porn at her house when he moved out and we watched one of the tapes. It was hermaphrodite porn and in one scene the chick had a bigger penis then the guy did. I would think that would be kind of humiliating.

klovesd

I know 2 girls who have entire albums (50+) with pictures of just themselves doing the typical mirror pics, emo pics, etc. All the captions are about the same too. "Me being bored" "Me being silly" "Me smiling" "Me bored again" Also, there's a girl who decided we'd all like to know the details about how she lost her 'plug' the other day- sick!

AlexiaANDRobert

Oh, the joys of facebook status updates - yeah they're obnoxious - but they can be blocked. You can also block whether or not things are shown on mutual friend's walls... I know it takes some of the fun out of it, like blocking a poster on theknot - but if you have a phone and it's taking forever to load the lame updates, it'll help.  And you can block per person...

BecW2be

I freakin hate FB status updates that are dramatic and begging people to ask what's wrong. So stupid. I confess I did once change my status when I realized The Ex and his skankwhore were stalking my page. Her profile pic was of her drunk, draped across him in some bar. In my status I put "Bec is so thankful for her friends who keep her out of bad perms, ugly animal print tops and unfortunate silver eyeshadow. They also prevent me from ending up in a bad country western bar, grasping my longneck, hanging off the biggest redneck idiot in the place." or something close to that. Her profile pic changed about 10 minutes later, and I made my profile private after that.

Calypso1977

i get annoyed with people that put their kids pic as their profile pic.  its not their profile, its yours.  at least put a pic of you and your kid, if you must have Jr. in your profile pic.

sucrets4

Ditto and everyone's gripes so far.  And I also hate the new FB because it combines the status updates and other shiit.  Does anyone here play games on FB?  I have to admit, I just don't see the point.  At all.  And I hate getting requests for shiit.

ThePinkSuperhero

My Facebook has been CRAZY the past few days.  This couple I knew in high school got married a few years ago, and then were separated a year later.  Now they're still in the process of getting divorce, and the groom takes out all his aggression on Facebook.  Not cute.  Right now he's posting links to a blog he made to raise money to file for divorce, that includes all sorts of trash about his ex, her new bf, and their new baby.

salt78

[i]Does anyone here play games on FB? I have to admit, I just don't see the point. At all. And I hate getting requests for shiit.[/i] I just told someone yesterday that I was sorry, but no I do not want to be in their mafia.

sweet-ness

A distant cousin of mine put up pics of herself in the hospital before she was scheduled to have a c-section. She is wearing a shower cap and a hospital gown. um, no. not cute.

rxbeth

One of my 'friends' (I just keep her on for amusement) is alway talking about missing her mom who passed away. She even writes 'notes' to her mom and posts them. Get real. And I'm not heartless, Mom mother passed away, too, but I am pretty realistic in the fact that she cannot read my facebook.