It makes me want to puke.

Pirata13

When we're walking up the inside stairs to my apartment, if I'm wearing a skirt he will lift the back up and say "NICE." We also grab each other's butts and say "Mmmm. Nice butt." And I'll say (in voices like others have mentioned...similar to pet tones) "Hi, Sexypants!" and he'll say "You are!" We also have different voices and nicknames for the cats.  Very vom, all of it.

vicmo5

I get woken up to DH pushing me out of bed with his knee so I don't hit the snooze button again. Followed by, "shut the door so the cat doesn't sit on my face."Hahahahaha! I love it! Except then I'd go put the cat on his face.

J&K10910

When we're walking up the inside stairs to my apartment, if I'm wearing a skirt he will lift the back up and say "NICE."Pirata, are we marrying the same man?

Golfer'sLady

vicmo - oh, I do. She comes "in for snuggles."

missy68

I hate that I missed the majority of the action on this thread.... FI always touches me when we're asleep. He either spoons (which I've grown to love - mostly, unless I'm irritated) or if he's lying facing the opposite direction or on his back, he stretches his foot out to touch me. He didn't even know he did that. If we're on the couch, it's a race to see who can lie down first and put his/her head in the other's lap for a nap (house rule - the sitter controls the TV selection). Sometimes, he'll curl up with my thigh like it was a stuffed animal. I simply like to hold hands in public, and will fix his hair/kiss his cheek, hug him from behind, etc. And yes, we're mommy/daddy to the dog. Epic poops get talked about in our house. I have difficult times post-bypass, he has messy times. Otherwise, his orders are to leave the room with gas, LOL.