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Weird things about FI

We've told weird things about ourselves, so lets spill about our FI.
"In the old days my ass would be in your back yard picking cotton, so excuse me if I don't put much stock in how f*cking awesome the old days were." -Nuggs
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    1.Has jammed, sprang and/or broken every single finger from basketball 2.Has the most amazing memory of anyone I've ever met. It's not photographic, but he can hear something one time and pretty much recall it forever
    "In the old days my ass would be in your back yard picking cotton, so excuse me if I don't put much stock in how f*cking awesome the old days were." -Nuggs
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    1. He can hear a song and then play it on the piano by ear (that's not really weird, but cool). Same with guitar.2. He absolutely refuses to call and order pizza. He will not do it.  If he can't order online, either I have to call or we don't order from that particular pizza place.
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    He has an awful memoryHe is a complete homebodyHe calls the dog "murder meat"He wont eat anything green or try anything new.
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    He used to dress up as Captain Kirk when he was little and used a "nunicator".
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    he has a phobia about cotton.  If there is cotton in a medicine bottle he will quickly put the cap back on and wait until someone is around to remove it.  He will go 8 hours without taking medicine if he is alone at home.






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    Does he have an issue on the phone in general? Or just with pizza?Murder meat??
    "In the old days my ass would be in your back yard picking cotton, so excuse me if I don't put much stock in how f*cking awesome the old days were." -Nuggs
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    I hate saying this, but he is one of the worst story tellers I've ever met. Particularly when he's trying to tell me about some super awesome special he watched on History channel. My eyes glaze over immediately.   Don't tell him :(  He's not at all a boring person, but he just does not have that storyteller ability I guess.
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    He likes to make up songs about pooping.
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    He is freakishly scared of spiders. He can't even stand to look at one in a picture.
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    He absolutely cannot have his knees touch while he's sleeping so he keeps a pillow between his legs.He always wears an undershirt and literally owns about 300 plain white ones. He has as many pairs of shoes as I do.He has a lightsaber collection.
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    louisville - just pizza.  Or I guess any food delivery place. It's weird.
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    I can kinda sympathize with that TLV. FI is an ok storyteller...he just has really boring stories, so I'm usually not interested. I don't get this physicist/car/whatever, and it makes my brain hurt to try to understand.
    "In the old days my ass would be in your back yard picking cotton, so excuse me if I don't put much stock in how f*cking awesome the old days were." -Nuggs
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    He speak in British accent when we order at drive throughs. everytime.
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    Where do people get these hang ups? Like the cotton thing or the knees thing? I just really wonder where things like this come from. My only phobias have come from actual terrifying experiences.
    "In the old days my ass would be in your back yard picking cotton, so excuse me if I don't put much stock in how f*cking awesome the old days were." -Nuggs
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    He can't have food touching each other He has to have things in even numbers and never in odd numbers- 2 pices of gum, four pices of toast
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    Haha! KK, you used that one before. And I really want FI to adopt that. That's really hilarious.
    "In the old days my ass would be in your back yard picking cotton, so excuse me if I don't put much stock in how f*cking awesome the old days were." -Nuggs
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    Nick does the knee thing, its weird.
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    Salt, my DH also has a collection of light sabers.
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    He likes to walk with a limp and yell my name in public to embarrass me.
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    Oh, along the British accent lines, my H's accent changed to ebonics when we order drive thru.
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    Terrible joke tellerNo variety when it comes to food. Meat, cheese, bread, corn. Yep, that covers it. No sauce on pizza, no tomato sauces.... *sigh* I get excited when I get to take a dish to a party and I'll spend weeks combing through my cookbooks to find something.  Easy to please though - find him a steakburger/chicken fingers or roast chicken, and he's good.He likes his "toys" - 1 dirt bike, 1 street legal dirt bike, 1 ATV, 1 touring motorcycle, probably 6 different bicycles, a truck, the infamous Miata, and a trailer. Plus, the electronics....
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    Ooo Ciara how many does he have? FI has 5. They are hanging on the wall in our media room.Shelly - What the hell is up with the knee thing? He can't even explain it when I ask him.
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    1- He has no rhythm and can't carry a tune, but he makes up songs to sing to make me laugh. 2- He is a total computer nerd, but still has better fashion sense than I do. 3- He immigrated from Romania when he was 12 and has a better grasp of the English language than most Americans I know. 4- He and his father were both highly competitive Mathletes in Romania.
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    [i]He likes to walk with a limp and yell my name in public to embarrass me.[/i]This made me ell oh ell.
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    haha, and if he's talking normally and he says the word "perhaps" his voices transforms to british. its like he can't help it. funny but weird.
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    He puts hot sauce on everything that he eats.  Even homemade chicken soup.  He asks for it restaurants. There is a new rule in the house for home-cooked meals, that you have to take two tastes without hot sauce.  I am NOT spending hours in the kitchen to make a wonderful meal for him to not even taste it properly.
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    He zones out when video game commercials come on and gets this glazed over look, yet he doesn't play video games.
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    1. He can not hold a full glass/can of soda (or anything). If its in his hand he has to slam the entire bottle/can/glass.2. He is a tattoo artist.3. He is just about 100% Italian but hates Italian food.4. The entire left side of his body is tattooed except his arm but you would never know it unless he was swimming or in shorts.
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    He has 3 so far but wants to design his own as a christmas present for himself.
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    I just made it sound like he has dissociative identity disorder. oops!
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