Serial Killers Unite - FLAMING UP IN HERE!!!

J&K10910

Why is the poop fairy sticking her tongue out?  DOES SHE WANT TO EAT THE POOP?

louisvillebride21

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Serial Killers Unite - FLAMING UP IN HERE!!! : Oh.  Well I don't poop, so I'd have no reason to know about anything having to do with it.
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]
This post is made of win.

Nickivegan

Oh, I own it. Chicken eggs! Did you know chickens lay eggs out of the same hole they poop out of? I learned this by having chickens (my parents do, for eggs and a tick control).

tidetravel

Nuggs & JK,

Thank you.  I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. 

louisvillebride21

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Serial Killers Unite - FLAMING UP IN HERE!!! : OHGODYES. I needed that. 
Posted by tidetravel[/QUOTE]
That's what she said.

NuggetBrain

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[QUOTE]Oh, I own it. Chicken eggs! Did you know chickens lay eggs out of the same hole they poop out of? I learned this by having chickens (my parents do, for eggs and a tick control).
Posted by Nickivegan[/QUOTE]

Goddamnit you've already ruined towels, floors, art and vaginas for me DON'T YOU RUIN EGGS TOO OR I WILL CUT YOU.

specialk84

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Serial Killers Unite - FLAMING UP IN HERE!!! : Oh.  Well I don't poop, so I'd have no reason to know about anything having to do with it.
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

<div>WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, KIM KARDASHIAN?!</div>

WildRumpus

J&K, how else is she going to get rid of the poop? Jeez

J&K10910

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[QUOTE]Oh, I own it. Chicken eggs! Did you know chickens lay eggs out of the same hole they poop out of? I learned this by having chickens (my parents do, for eggs and a tick control).
Posted by Nickivegan[/QUOTE]

Did you know that a chicken once chased me, flew up onto my head, and pecked at my scalp?  That fucker could make the eggs appear by magic and I'd still hate it.

And, if you're a vegan, wouldn't you not use the eggs because...you're a vegan?

Nickivegan

And also, who makes a poop fairy? Who wakes up and says "I shall make computer poop fairy art today!"? I really appreciate it.

louisvillebride21

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Serial Killers Unite - FLAMING UP IN HERE!!! : Did you know that a chicken once chased me, flew up onto my head, and pecked at my scalp?  That fucker could make the eggs appear by magic and I'd still hate it. And, if you're a vegan, wouldn't you not use the eggs because...you're a vegan?
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]
TOU-CHE.

tidetravel

Niki knows waay to much about the cloaca.

J&K10910

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[QUOTE]Nuggs & JK, Thank you.  I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. 
Posted by tidetravel[/QUOTE]

<3

GD IT, TK, I'm sorry you can't keep up with my awesome.  I resent you suggesting that just because I type fast my posts are of poor quality.  I'm calling my attorney for slander.

Or is it libel?  One's written, and one's spoken.  I can't keep them straight.

specialk84

True story: As a child, I was attacked by a swan. I'm now terrified of them.

J, do you now love eating chickens? When you chow down, do you think, "This is for that little fucker"?

mica178

Cloaca.  Whatever.

I haven't had enough wine to deal with all of this thread.  Good night all.

NuggetBrain

I'm going to eat jellybeans in bed.  BYE.

tidetravel

Did you know that some species of diving turtles not only poop and lay eggs out of their cloaca, but they breathe out of it was well?

Now you know.

specialk84

libel = written, slander = spoken

Ciaram22

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[QUOTE]J&K, how else is she going to get rid of the poop? Jeez
Posted by Jill9288[/QUOTE]
Oil enema.

Birdie1483

oik i'm seriously laffing out loud now

tidetravel

Alrighty,  I have to go home now.  I'll try to stop by more often.

Night, ladies!

J&K10910

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Serial Killers Unite - FLAMING UP IN HERE!!! : WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, KIM KARDASHIAN?!
Posted by specialk84[/QUOTE]

No, I have a medical condition.

specialk84

Yeah, I'm heading to bed, too. I want to go knock myself out with a muscle relaxer. My body currently hates me, and isn't shy about letting me know.

J&K10910

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[QUOTE]True story: As a child, I was attacked by a swan. I'm now terrified of them. J, do you now love eating chickens? When you chow down, do you think, "This is for that little fucker"?
Posted by specialk84[/QUOTE]

HA!  My cousin actually ended up killing that chicken not too long after (accidentally, he tried to attack her too), and we ate him, and he was tough and dry.  It sucked.

But I do love me some chicken now.

J&K10910

NO WHY IS EVERYONE LEAVING?

Guys, I still have an hour and a half left at this wretched place.  DO NOT MAKE ME TALK TO MYSELF.

ootmother2

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Serial Killers Unite - FLAMING UP IN HERE!!! : BGB, is that you? Tide and LVB are probably the only ones in this thread that will get that.
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

not


NOT

BGB is in my memory still

Nickivegan

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Serial Killers Unite - FLAMING UP IN HERE!!! : Did you know that a chicken once chased me, flew up onto my head, and pecked at my scalp?  That fucker could make the eggs appear by magic and I'd still hate it. And, if you're a vegan, wouldn't you not use the eggs because...you're a vegan?
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]


That, too. We get so many eggs from my parents, Elliot doesn't eat them in time. So, I wouldn't mind using them for that- especially since I know where the eggs come from.
Please do not call the vegan police on me, pretty please?

J&K10910

Girl, I don't give a damn about your veganness. 

Nickivegan

Wait, does KK really claim she doesnt poop?

louisvillebride21

Diick vitelle has the most annoying voice of all tiem. I really hope he has a medical issue to explain it away. Cause if not, he got fuucked.