....a whole package of rice cakes. That'd be 14, by the way. 14 rice cakes. Who the f*ck eats 14 rice cakes?!?! If my mom was here, the conversation would go "Oh you must be craving rice cakes ZOMG CRAVING RICE CAKES CRAVINGS ARE YOU PRUG-NUNT????//"
But hot damn they were good.

If I wanted to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'd put shoes on the cat.
