I guess microsoft paint doesn't have spell-check

thesuninherhead

Question re: KPS, what is with the typos? Surely if you were going to go to the effort of designing and submitting a secret, you'd make sure that it actually made sense before doing so.

MeaghanandMichael

Agreed! And forget spell check, how about coherent sentences?

Nebb

The idiot in me is sad because i havnt picked up on any of this I think i read them too fast and dont notice.

MeaghanandMichael

ps- What is a Mulligan?

Nebb

Im afraid to google it and find out. I learned my lesson when I was curious what a placenta looked like.

MeaghanandMichael

Never google world's biggest zit either... my brother thought it was funny to email me a link of the results of the query.

jamiefour

a mulligan is in golf when you mess up you get a redo

thesuninherhead

I'm guessing in this context the poster means that she gave him a chance to sleep with other people, like a free pass? I think a Mulligan is another chance? Something like that.

number55

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[QUOTE]ps- What is a Mulligan?
Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

<div>I *believe* this is a golf term where a player gets to redo a shot, or rather, ignore a mistake made...I am not sure I am sure what the poster is meaning to imply by her use of the term...open relationship? </div>

MeaghanandMichael

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[QUOTE]a mulligan is in golf when you mess up you get a redo
Posted by jamiefour[/QUOTE]


Right, but how does that work in terms of a relationship? Like, "oops I slipped up and cheated and get a redo?" How do you redo cheating? Or is it that the relationship you are in gets a fresh start, regardless of said cheating?

thesuninherhead

I presume she's not talking literally about golf, so I am guessing she said he could sleep with other people if he wanted.

 

For the one before that, where the poster says she wishes her FMIL, 'would came to the wedding!', wth is she trying to say? That she wishes her fmil wouldn't come, or that she wants her to come but she won't because they don't get along? So confused.

number55

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[QUOTE]Never google world's biggest zit either... my brother thought it was funny to email me a link of the results of the query.
Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]<div>
</div><div>OMG! I have watched this. And yes, it is the most disgusting thing ever. In the history of humankind. 

</div>

jamiefour

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I guess microsoft paint doesn't have spell-check : Right, but how does that work in terms of a relationship? Like, "oops I slipped up and cheated and get a redo?" How do you redo cheating? Or is it that the relationship you are in gets a fresh start, regardless of said cheating?
Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]
Probably.  I didn't really get that one when I read it.

MeaghanandMichael

Exactly Sun, the logic is just not adding up.

thesuninherhead

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[QUOTE]The idiot in me is sad because i havnt picked up on any of this :( I think i read them too fast and dont notice.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]
<p> </p><p>Have you seen the most recent batch? There were a few typos in some of the previous ones, but there's two in those that were uploaded in the past couple of hours alone.</p>

RachNRich

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[QUOTE]I presume she's not talking literally about golf, so I am guessing she said he could sleep with other people if he wanted.  <strong> For the one before that, where the poster says she wishes her FMIL, 'would came to the wedding!', wth is she trying to say? That she wishes her fmil wouldn't come, or that she wants her to come but she won't because they don't get along? So confused.</strong>
Posted by thesuninherhead[/QUOTE]

I was confused with this one too---but I just thought the text was too small for me to make out what it <em>actually</em> said...because no matter what word I thought it was, it didn't make sense.

number55

I absolutely do NOT get the facebook games/video games one...there is a 'but' in the middle of the sentence but the two parts are not contradictory or even really opposed to one another and so I can't figure out why there is a 'but' in the middle...

MeaghanandMichael

Speaking of that Rach, I am very anti small text in these things... speak up people!

thesuninherhead

I'm quite certain it reads, 'FMIL and I can't get along! 

I wish she would came to the wedding!'

Moneypenny424

Since she's withholding grandkids, I assume she doesn't want her there...but I also reread that one a bunch of times to understand it!  I also had to read the FB/video game one no fewer than 10 times to understand it--that one might have been my own reading comprehension issue though

Moneypenny424

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[QUOTE]I absolutely do NOT get the facebook games/video games one...there is a 'but' in the middle of the sentence but the two parts are not contradictory or even really opposed to one another and so I can't figure out why there is a 'but' in the middle...
Posted by number55[/QUOTE]

I'm glad you said this :).  I guess she's saying that people are hypocrites who play FB games, but call gamers losers.

Nebb

Maybe she wants her to come to the wedding, but the FMIL wont because shes a biotch, so thats why shes withholding kids??

thesuninherhead

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[QUOTE]I absolutely do NOT get the facebook games/video games one...there is a 'but' in the middle of the sentence but the two parts are not contradictory or even really opposed to one another and so I can't figure out why there is a 'but' in the middle...
<p>Posted by number55[/QUOTE]</p><p> </p><p>I think the poster in that one is essentially saying, 'don't judge me playing WoW when you play facebook games all day because it's the same thing!' and then they're going on to contradict themselves by saying that their WoW characters are better and less annoying than your facebook games, so it's actually not the same thing at all and you better watch out because their WoW characters will fuuck up your farm, losers!</p><p>Or something like that, ha.</p>

arbolita

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[QUOTE]I absolutely do NOT get the facebook games/video games one...there is a 'but' in the middle of the sentence but the two parts are not contradictory or even really opposed to one another and so I can't figure out why there is a 'but' in the middle...
Posted by number55[/QUOTE]


I had to read that one a couple times, and I think they are saying that it's hypocritcal for people who play Farmville/FB games to insult people who play games like WoW.

number55

[QUOTE] In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_guess-microsoft-paint-doesnt-spell-check?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:5ac6f7ac-c88c-473a-97fb-796ba0af6257Post:00feac1c-f7f3-46b8-8c05-3b4430ddc21c">Re:</a> I guess she's saying that people are hypocrites who play FB games, but call gamers losers.
Posted by Moneypenny424[/QUOTE]

<div>Oh. This makes perfect sense. But I still don't think it was worded very well. </div>

Nebb

Arb, have there been any secrets slamming other knotties specifically? I know you said theyre against the rules but I was curious if anyone has actually submitted any?

thesuninherhead

Arb, can we see the KPS that didn't make it from today? I'm sure you have more ambiguous/incomprehensible ones than those we're discussing!  

tidetravel

Nebb - there was an ugly baby one that I'm pretty sure was aimed at me.  Arbs removed it though.

Nebb

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[QUOTE]Nebb - there was an ugly baby one that I'm pretty sure was aimed at me.  Arbs removed it though.
Posted by tidetravel[/QUOTE]
Thats not cool at all, and not even true. Wtf.

mandapanda78

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[QUOTE]Nebb - there was an ugly baby one that I'm pretty sure was aimed at me.  Arbs removed it though.
Posted by tidetravel[/QUOTE]

What the what?! Taryn is one of the cutest babies I have ever seen.

jamiefour

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[QUOTE]Nebb - there was an ugly baby one that I'm pretty sure was aimed at me.  Arbs removed it though.
Posted by tidetravel[/QUOTE]
What...your baby is absoutely adorable. Some people just need a life.