Knottie Poll

temerityjane

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Knottie Poll : My sister has this problem. The flat-butt problem. I always used to tease her a bit about her no-booty....until it happened to me. Karma is a bitch. When I lost weight, my butt went first; I didn't even think that was possible.
Posted by RachNRich[/QUOTE]

<div>My mom and sister have the same thing going on, too. You know how annoying jeans are right out of the dryer, and how you kinda want to wear them more than one day between washings because they get all nice and broken in? I have to keep mine all dried and uncomfortable because one day in and I get the most hideous butt-sag. Seriously. It looks like someone left my lying face down in the sun and my asss started to melt off.</div>

JessAndTrav

I have a flat butt. It's like my back just separates into legs. I'm get fat everywhere but my butt. It's SO annoying.

In my bridal portraits, I was wearing padded underwear. I didn't wear them for the wedding because they ended up being uncomfortable and I couldn't find any different ones to wear that day.

alixzafiris

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[QUOTE]TJ, you kill me. In a good way.
Posted by polichik[/QUOTE]

I was thinking this too. Way to get a wayward thread (sorry guys...) back on track. Well, not quite on track, but back to amusing, at least.

nda_roxybabe

Alix- me too. I hate it but that is one thing I did remember.

Rach- When I was superskinny I had no butt, all my pants were baggy in the bum and my friends would make fun of me. I desperately wanted those padded underwear to help me out. Luckily I gained a few pounds and got myself a butt.

alixzafiris

Well... I have monster-butt syndrome (proportionate to my size) and lost most of my boobehs on my wedding day (extreme heat + outdoor wedding + heavy-ass dress = instant weight loss, and not where you want it) so now I'm all holy bum batman when I see myself.

beatlesgirl25

I wish there was a way to negotiate some kind of butt trade. I'd gladly give some of mine for some proper boobage.

nda_roxybabe

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Knottie Poll : My mom and sister have the same thing going on, too. You know how annoying jeans are right out of the dryer, and how you kinda want to wear them more than one day between washings because they get all nice and broken in? I have to keep mine all dried and uncomfortable because one day in and I get the most hideous butt-sag. Seriously. It looks like someone left my lying face down in the sun and my asss started to melt off.
Posted by temerityjane[/QUOTE]
This exactly. I have to have fresh dryed jeans so I don't have saggyness going on. I hate when I fly because by the time I get where I'm going my jeans are loose.

JessAndTrav

This may be TMI, but my underwear never stay up. I adjust them all day.

One day, I was running around the house cleaning and I was wearing some knit pants that were quite baggy on me, and I hadn't adjusted them in a while because I was scrubbing and didn't want to get junk on my pants...

The pants AND the underwear FELL OFF.

Thankfully, nobody was home.

I wish I had a butt.

RachNRich

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[QUOTE]Alix- me too. I hate it but that is one thing I did remember. Rach- When I was superskinny I had no butt, <strong>all my pants were baggy in the bum</strong> and my friends would make fun of me. I desperately wanted those padded underwear to help me out. Luckily I gained a few pounds and got myself a butt.
Posted by nda_roxybabe[/QUOTE]

<div>I've always been thin, but I've always had a butt; a few of my teammate in college asked if I was half-black because my butt was so big.</div><div>And now? Just like TJ said---within hours of wearing clean jeans, my butt is sagging. It's like I pooped my pants....only not. </div>

RachNRich

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[QUOTE]Well... I have monster-butt syndrome (proportionate to my size) and lost most of my boobehs on my wedding day (extreme heat + outdoor wedding + heavy-ass dress = instant weight loss, and not where you want it) so now I'm all holy bum batman when I see myself.
Posted by alixzafiris[/QUOTE]

<div>Care to share?!</div>

temerityjane

Jess & Poli - someone may bust on me for linking to my own blog, but if you want a full on grammar-induced body-cringe, check out the comments on this post: http://temerity-jane.com/?p=1823

There's got to be like, 200 of them. All equally horrible.

alixzafiris

I'll share my bum if I can get my boobehs back. My jeans all fit perfectly across my backside but my tops all drape. It makes me a sad banana. Some senile old twit at our wedding actually told me I had a "good child-bearing shape to me" I nearly died.

temerityjane

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Knottie Poll : I've always been thin, but I've always had a butt; a few of my teammate in college asked if I was half-black because my butt was so big. And now? Just like TJ said---within hours of wearing clean jeans, my butt is sagging. It's like I pooped my pants....only not. 
Posted by RachNRich[/QUOTE]

<div>On the second day of wearing, I no longer need to unzip to pee.</div>

TurtlesAllTheWayDown

Who is your favorite well known knottie? - I've recently decided that I love Beatles. I think she's super smart and we have a lot in common. Same wavelengths and stuff. I also really like Sucrets, TJ, lpstl, Fische, Moose, Sun and Tide. Alix and Expat intimidate me, but in a good way.

Favorite lesser known knottie? - Lil Gina! And poli. Not sure if she counts, but she just seems sort of new, so I put her here.

Favorite MIA knottie? Sooles and Miss Sarah

Favorite knottie you love to hate? I love to see Amoro stir up drama sometimes, but I don't hate her. Quite the opposite. 

Least favorite knottie? I wasn't keen on JessandTrav when she came back, but she's grown on me. I really do not dislike anyone, let alone hate. There are people I imagine I would get along with better in real life than others, but no one I don't like who's a regular. There must be something cool the regulars have in common that keeps everyone coming back.

nda_roxybabe

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Knottie Poll : On the second day of wearing, I no longer need to unzip to pee.
Posted by temerityjane[/QUOTE]
Ugh, yes. I used to have pants like this on the first day of wearing. Not cool.

beatlesgirl25

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[QUOTE]I'll share my bum if I can get my boobehs back. My jeans all fit perfectly across my backside but my tops all drape. It makes me a sad banana. <strong>Some senile old twit at our wedding actually told me I had a "good child-bearing shape to me"</strong> I nearly died.
Posted by alixzafiris[/QUOTE]

WTF? Who says stuff like that anymore? I wouldn't take that as a bad thing alix. Having curves down there is a good thing IMO. Though I do share your yearning for teh boobs. Mine have only ever gotten as big as a full B, but that was because the rest of my body was fatter, so it didn't matter.

alixzafiris

Why do I intimidate you? Now I need to know!

And TJ, the "for all intensive purposes" on your blog made me snort-choke-giggle a bit.

JessAndTrav

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Knottie Poll : On the second day of wearing, I no longer need to unzip to pee.
Posted by temerityjane[/QUOTE]

Yep. Most pants I don't have to unzip or unbutton to remove them. I actually seldom unbutton when removing pants.

ExpatPumpkin

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....  Msmery, you're supposed to be on my faves list, and not because you just mentioned me, but because you just showed up and made me remember.  Again, I hate these threads for this reason.

alixzafiris

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Knottie Poll : WTF? Who says stuff like that anymore? I wouldn't take that as a bad thing alix. Having curves down there is a good thing IMO. Though I do share your yearning for teh boobs. Mine have only ever gotten as big as a full B, but that was because the rest of my body was fatter, so it didn't matter.
Posted by beatlesgirl25[/QUOTE]

Granted, she was at least three hundred years old - but really. I was like astounded. I like children like cats like dogs so my face must've been an absolute fright.

beatlesgirl25

*holds hands out to mery* Dahling! We found each other at the same time. You grew on me too. Like an awesome moss.

temerityjane

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[QUOTE]Why do I intimidate you? Now I need to know! And TJ, the "for all intensive purposes" on your blog made me snort-choke-giggle a bit.
Posted by alixzafiris[/QUOTE]

<div>Seriously, it only gets worse as you go. And ever since I posted it, people go out of their way to email or Twitter me different things they see.</div><div>
</div><div>Like... "pre-Madonna" and "rittle me this."</div>

TurtlesAllTheWayDown

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Knottie Poll : Granted, she was at least three hundred years old - but really. I was like astounded. I like children like cats like dogs so my face must've been an absolute fright.
Posted by alixzafiris[/QUOTE]

<div>Oh, this reminds me - TJ! I have a friend who writes "granite" when she really means "granted." ARRRR! That drives me batty. </div><div>
</div><div>Mmm, moss.</div>

alixzafiris

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Knottie Poll : Seriously, it only gets worse as you go. And ever since I posted it, people go out of their way to email or Twitter me different things they see. Like... "pre-Madonna" and "rittle me this."
Posted by temerityjane[/QUOTE]

"Rittle"? That's awesome.

I noticed something about me grammar-wise that makes me want to pour hot coffee over my keyboard. I use "like" a lot - but only on forums. It's weird; I don't use it in everyday life, I don't use it in correspondence online or not, just on chat forums. I cannot fathom why.

JessAndTrav

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[QUOTE]Who is your favorite well known knottie? - I've recently decided that I love Beatles. I think she's super smart and we have a lot in common. Same wavelengths and stuff. I also really like Sucrets, TJ, lpstl, Fische, Moose, Sun and Tide. Alix and Expat intimidate me, but in a good way. Favorite lesser known knottie? - Lil Gina! And poli. Not sure if she counts, but she just seems sort of new, so I put her here. Favorite MIA knottie? Sooles and Miss Sarah Favorite knottie you love to hate? I love to see Amoro stir up drama sometimes, but I don't hate her. Quite the opposite.  Least favorite knottie?<strong> I wasn't keen on JessandTrav </strong>when she came back, <strong>but she's grown on me.</strong> I really do not dislike anyone, let alone hate. There are people I imagine I would get along with better in real life than others, but no one I don't like who's a regular. There must be something cool the regulars have in common that keeps everyone coming back.
Posted by msmerymac[/QUOTE]

Well, I'm glad to hear it, because I do like you! :)

RachNRich

TJ----I just read through your blog, and about died.

Rich and I have this thing with the word "literally." We have a commercial on TV here regarding leaky-windows that let cold air in during the winter. The commentator, whilst pointing towards to leaky windows, says "You can see your money literally flying out the window!!" Wait?! I can see it? FOR REAL?! 

eastunder1

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[QUOTE] Favorite lesser known knottie? - Lil Gina! <strong>And poli</strong>. Not sure if she counts, but she <strong>just seems sort of new</strong>, so I put her here.
Posted by msmerymac[/QUOTE]

lolz.

TurtlesAllTheWayDown

I know, Expat. I'm probably forgetting 20 people too.

Alix, you are just unbearably cool. You know how you say women tend to hate you? I have a friend who is like that too - gorgeous, blond, foreign. (Well, her mother is from Germany and she's traveled a lot.) Anyway, you remind me of her. I wish I was effortlessly cool, gorgeous and fashionable. The only thing I can possibly muster is "cute."

temerityjane

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Knottie Poll : Oh, this reminds me - TJ! I have a friend who writes "granite" when she really means "granted." ARRRR! That drives me batty.  Mmm, moss.
Posted by msmerymac[/QUOTE]<div>
</div><div>I'm breaking out in hives all up the side of my neck. How do you even get to adulthood like that? HOW? It's not just mishearing something. If you say something like that, it's clear that while you know it fits the situation, you actually have NO IDEA what you're saying. OH MY GOD.

</div>

beatlesgirl25

These grammar fuckups are hilarious. What is wrong with people? I "definately" think people should work on "there" grammar and spelling.

Alix, I use "like" almost exclusively for chat stuff as well. I like it, it's conversational and friendly, even if it is technically verbal garbage.

Edit: Hey, I get the top of the page again! Lucky me.