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Your PPD

I was thinking about this last night. If you could "honor" the other E-girls or other knotties or whatever with responsibilities at your wedding...who would do what?

-We all know Mica would be my goldfish attendant.

-I'd want Waltz and LVB standing as BMs because they're tall and pretty and won't make me look too crazy tall in pictures (gotta pick the right props!!).

-I'd want Fishy up there too because she doesn't wear make up and I wouldn't want to wear a lot of makeup either so we'd blend.

-I'd make Mixtape sing a song - a really long boring song.

-Cengle is my guestbook attendant - b/c I feel like she could hound people into signing and give them a cute smile and give them a guilt trip.

-Andy, KJB and DNB get to be gift table attendants. I fully expect them to let people know when their tiny gifts aren't up to snuff. Guilt my guests into diving into their wallets to give more.

-Stacks would be the one I require to start the dancing portion of the evening.

-The Missy's have to cut and serve the cake. I'm not hiring someone to do it when I can honor you!

-Anna gets the honor of making sure my dress looks pretty in pictures. She's so classy.

-Matts and Kcs get to be my kid bouncers. See a kid acting like a PITA? KICK EM OUT!

I hope you all feel honored.
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  • Wohoo, I just get to be a regular old guest.  *Happy dance*
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  • Ha, Veggie, I can't believe I forgot your honor! You get to lead the Macarena and give people evil looks if they don't participate.
  • Salt would be my wedding bouncer,  kicking ass and takin' names.


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  • DAMNIT!!!!! 







    I mean, of course I'll do a bullshit job for you, dear.  *Insert fake smile*



    And for the record, that IS a good job for me, lol.  I told my DJ I wanted the first open dance floor song to be "Come on Ride the Train".  He was really confused as that's a bit atypical.  My response was that I wanted to coax everyone out onto the dance floor by pulling them out of their seats as the train went by.  Duh!
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  • Bahahaha! This made me laugh a whole lot.
    I'd be the best GD guest book attendant there ever was.
  • I'm a great kid bouncer. That's how I got the teeter totter in my sig pic!
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  • LD, you get the privaledge of walking my dog and picking up after it.  But it's a really big honour because my dog is the ring bearer. 
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  • I'd totally make you a bridesmaid LDY even though I'm only 5 foot tall. FI has really tall friends and my friends are short, so someone tall needs to walk down the aisle with them! You'll just have to crouch in any pictures with just me. Or give me a chair to stand on.
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  • Dude, I'm 5'11, I'm really good at looking tall. Or so people tell me. :)
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  • I'm all about tall groomsmen. I've walked with two that were way shorter than me. I need to find some hilarious proof. One guy was 5'3 and I was required to wear 3" heels. He's my friend and I kept laying his head on my boobs. I think he enjoyed it.
  • The other Missy better handle the knife. I'll stick them on the plates. I'm not normally allowed sharp objects.....

    Gretch/ggmae would be my flower girl (Andy would love her)

    J would create a bouquet for me

    Fish would be the bartender - actually, just stock the bar, then party. People can serve themselves. If it runs out, it runs out. We'll start with plenty.

    Beats would talk me off the ledge (or talk J off the ledge, more likely)

    MS would lead the dances, with LDY in tow on the Electric Slide (I'm cheesy, I love it), mix would sing (can you do a duet? if so, you can do that with my cousin)

    Stacks would make sure everyone brought a gift ;)

    Salt would find awesome shoes/jewelry for me

    I have to think about more.  The rest of you get to party. Well, everyone does - no one's working through the party!
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  • I just want all ya'll to do my bachelorette party. Because that would be one hell of a party!
  • At prom in high school I had a really tall friend who asked me to dance. I stood on a chair for it. I'm awesome at making the middle school sway even more awkward.
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    [QUOTE]I just want all ya'll to do my bachelorette party. Because that would be one hell of a party!
    Posted by cengle[/QUOTE]

    This right here!
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  • I can be tall if I wear really tall heels!!!! 
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    [QUOTE]I just want all ya'll to do my bachelorette party. Because that would be one hell of a party!
    Posted by cengle[/QUOTE]

    Don't forget that it has to be in Vegas, and we have to rent you the most expensive hotel suite, with the most ballin' party bus!
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Your PPD : Don't forget that it has to be in Vegas, and we have to rent you the most expensive hotel suite, with the most ballin' party bus!
    Posted by doctabroccoli[/QUOTE]

    And I fully expect a biitch fit if you think one of us is looking prettier than you that night.
  • And then I can spike your booze with ecstasy! Wait, no...
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    [QUOTE]And then I can spike your booze with ecstasy! Wait, no...
    Posted by kcscejal[/QUOTE]

    *snort*
  • Dude, I'd whip those kids into shape!  Actually, I'd probably go snuggle with them in the corner and force them to color!

    Docta - I'd make you lead "Like A Prayer", but only if that's also your sorority song.  If not, it'd still be fun.

    LDY - I think you'd be a great guest book attendant.  You would be smily and not pay the least bit of attention to the grumpy people.

    Fische - you need to give a toast, because we'd all be laughing.

    Mandy could do everyone's hair (too obvious?)

    All you tall girls could also help with the decorations, since we then wouldn't really need a ladder!  K?  SPANKS!
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    [QUOTE]Docta - I'd make you lead "Like A Prayer", but only if that's also your sorority song.  If not, it'd still be fun. Posted by MattsPenguin[/QUOTE]

    Sorority song, no.   But high school song (all girls' school) - yes!  So I'm down with that.
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  • I would also expect all of you to do the Time Warp with me at the reception. I was somewhat disappointed that only a few people really went all out with me during that song. It was still pretty awesome, though.
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    [QUOTE]I would also expect all of you to do the Time Warp with me at the reception. I was somewhat disappointed that only a few people really went all out with me during that song. It was still pretty awesome, though.
    Posted by cengle[/QUOTE]

    I must admit that I don't know that dance as well as I'd like.
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  • FYI if it was in vegas a few of us would come up pregnant shortly thereafter.
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    [QUOTE]FYI if it was in vegas a few of us would come up pregnant shortly thereafter.
    Posted by Rosie109[/QUOTE]

    *Locks down ovaries*
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  • Damnit, I'm just a wedding prop! It'd better be a good dress LDY. None of that frilly, poofy crap.
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    [QUOTE]I would also expect all of you to do the Time Warp with me at the reception. I was somewhat disappointed that only a few people really went all out with me during that song. It was still pretty awesome, though.
    Posted by cengle[/QUOTE]

    It's just a step to the left!

    (we played this song on handbells in college, and we danced to it while we played)
  • I'm a pro at the Time Warp. Just sayin'.
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