Would you rather...

JessAndTrav

We've got a few sad-topic posts going on, and I think we need something to cheer up our sad people. <---Scratch that. We need a strikeout feature

 

Let's do a poll, mkay? These are taken from an app on my phone:

Would you rather...

...watch your conception or your birth?
...have no legs or no arms?
...be stuck in an elevator with a tiger or lick toothpaste off of a hobo's foot?
...always eat bland meals or always feel sick after a tasty meal?
...be able to fly or be able to teleport?
...have psychic powers or the ability to be invisible?
...change history or know the future?
...live an exciting short life, or live a boring, long life?
...have no tea or no coffee?

Feel free to add any!

FutureMsAlexander

]Would you rather... ...watch your conception or your birth? Birth for sure
 ...have no legs or no arms? No legs. 
 ...be stuck in an elevator with a tiger or lick toothpaste off of a hobo's foot? Toothpaste over being mauled to death.
 ...always eat bland meals or always feel sick after a tasty meal? Always feel sick. I love food too much.
...be able to fly or be able to teleport? Teleport. I'm afraid of heights.
...have psychic powers or the ability to be invisible? Be invisible. I don't always want to know what people are thinking.
...change history or know the future? Know the future
...live an exciting short life, or live a boring, long life? Exciting, short life.
...have no tea or no coffee? No tea. I love my coffee.

mocha beans

...watch your conception or your birth?  eww, neither
...have no legs or no arms?  no legs, I'd get a kickass wheelchair
...be stuck in an elevator with a tiger or lick toothpaste off of a hobo's foot?  elevator with the tiger, hopefully he was recently fed a big meal...
...always eat bland meals or always feel sick after a tasty meal?  tasty and sick
...be able to fly or be able to teleport?  teleport, much faster
...have psychic powers or the ability to be invisible?  psychic
...change history or know the future?  probably change the future, cause I'm psychic and all
...live an exciting short life, or live a boring, long life?  short and exciting
...have no tea or no coffee?  don't like either, so doesn't matter to me!

AmoroAgain

Would you rather...

...watch your conception or your birth? Birth.  EW to the conception. 

...have no legs or no arms?  No legs (I thought this was supposed to be cheery??)

...be stuck in an elevator with a tiger or lick toothpaste off of a hobo's foot? Elevator with a tiger.  Pi did it on a boat, I can manage in an elevator.

 ...always eat bland meals or always feel sick after a tasty meal? Well, I already always feel sick after a tasty meal, so I guess that wins.

 ...be able to fly or be able to teleport? Hmm... teleport

...have psychic powers or the ability to be invisible? Invisible.  Because I could turn it off and on.

 ...change history or know the future? Neither actually.

 ...live an exciting short life, or live a boring, long life? exciting short life.

...have no tea or no coffee? Oh god.  Never take away my coffee.  Ever.

AlexiaANDRobert

...watch your conception or your birth? Birth, there's no question about it.
...have no legs or no arms? Legs
...be stuck in an elevator with a tiger or lick toothpaste off of a hobo's foot? Tiger.  I'll call on my animal whisperer skills and lull it to sleep.
...always eat bland meals or always feel sick after a tasty meal? I already always feel sick after a tasty meal.
...be able to fly or be able to teleport? Teleport.
...have psychic powers or the ability to be invisible? Be invisible.
...change history or know the future? Know the future.  Changing history is waaaay too tricky.
...live an exciting short life, or live a boring, long life? Exciting short life.
...have no tea or no coffee? No tea.  I can drink iced coffee if I'm craving an iced tea

laurenclaire1386

...watch your conception or your birth?
Birth, by a long shot. I just pretend like my parents have never had sex. I know it's immature, but it grosses me out more than I can tell you.
...have no legs or no arms?
No legs.
...be stuck in an elevator with a tiger or lick toothpaste off of a hobo's foot?
I'm a tiger whisperer, so the elevator.
...always eat bland meals or always feel sick after a tasty meal?
feel sick after a tasty one. Bad food is something I'm not willing to put up with.
...be able to fly or be able to teleport?
TELEPORT!
...have psychic powers or the ability to be invisible?
psychic. I very rarely need people to not see me.
...change history or know the future?
know the future, so I can plan accordingly.
...live an exciting short life, or live a boring, long life?
boring and long. My life is pretty boring now, so I'm not very bothered by boring.
...have no tea or no coffee?
tough call. I think I'd go with no coffee. I can't get rid of sweet tea. And there's always hot tea.

mewebster59

...watch your conception or your birth? Watch my birth
...have no legs or no arms? no legs
...be stuck in an elevator with a tiger or lick toothpaste off of a hobo's foot? lick the toothpaste
...always eat bland meals or always feel sick after a tasty meal? feel sick after a tasty mean
...be able to fly or be able to teleport? teleport
...have psychic powers or the ability to be invisible? psychic powers
...change history or know the future? know the future
...live an exciting short life, or live a boring, long life? boring long life
...have no tea or no coffee? no tea

strawberrycrz

...watch your conception or your birth? Birth
...have no legs or no arms? no legs
...be stuck in an elevator with a tiger or lick toothpaste off of a hobo's foot? stuck in an elevator with a tiger, if I'm meant to still be alive afterwards I will be.
...always eat bland meals or always feel sick after a tasty meal? Bland meals, I like my food plain
...be able to fly or be able to teleport? Teleport - much easier in nasty weather
...have psychic powers or the ability to be invisible? invisible
...change history or know the future?  neither
...live an exciting short life, or live a boring, long life? exciting short life
...have no tea or no coffee? I dont drink caffinee, so I dont drink either, so take them both away

jasmineh7777

...watch your conception or your birth? birth
...have no legs or no arms? no legs
...be stuck in an elevator with a tiger or lick toothpaste off of a hobo's foot?hobo's foot, not b/c of the tiger, but the elevator *shudder*
...always eat bland meals or always feel sick after a tasty meal?tasty meals
...be able to fly or be able to teleport?fly, some think that teleportation would make you lose your soul
...have psychic powers or the ability to be invisible?psychic, I'd be afraid that I'd get stuck invisiable
...change history or know the future?future
...live an exciting short life, or live a boring, long life?long; I'm scared of dying
...have no tea or no coffee?easy- no coffee

JessAndTrav

...watch your conception or your birth? Birth. Because the stork brought me.
...have no legs or no arms? No legs.
...be stuck in an elevator with a tiger or lick toothpaste off of a hobo's foot? Well, since I'm disgusted by feet to begin with, I'm going to have to say tiger. I'll just pull a move from The Hangover and keep Vallium and raw steak handy.
...always eat bland meals or always feel sick after a tasty meal? Tasty meal. I hate bland food.
...be able to fly or be able to teleport? Teleport. I say that ll the time!
...have psychic powers or the ability to be invisible? Invisible. Fo' sho'
...change history or know the future? Know the future.
...live an exciting short life, or live a boring, long life? Exciting and short.
...have no tea or no coffee? No tea.

Night_Sprite

Would you rather...

...watch your conception or your birth? Birth definitely
...have no legs or no arms?  No legs
...be stuck in an elevator with a tiger or lick toothpaste off of a hobo's foot?  Providing I'd be intact, always the tiger.
...always eat bland meals or always feel sick after a tasty meal?  Bland
...be able to fly or be able to teleport?  Always teleport
...have psychic powers or the ability to be invisible?  Invisible.  I don't need to know people's thoughts
...change history or know the future?  Future
...live an exciting short life, or live a boring, long life?  Boring long life
...have no tea or no coffee?  No coffee

mandapanda78

Holy moly, Amoro's right- where's the cheery here? I'll add a cheery question on top:

Would you rather...

...eat cake or pie?

Pie. Because I love all kinds of fruit! 

...watch your conception or your birth?

I'm traumatized that you've forced me to think about either.

...have no legs or no arms?

No legs.

...be stuck in an elevator with a tiger or lick toothpaste off of a hobo's foot?
Tiger... I think...

...always eat bland meals or always feel sick after a tasty meal?
How sick is sick? I'll take the Pie!

...be able to fly or be able to teleport?
I'm afraid of heights, but I'm going to say fly anyway. If I could fly, why would I need to be afraid of heights anymore?

...have psychic powers or the ability to be invisible?
invisible. because i'm really nosy.

...change history or know the future?
Know the future. Changing history you never know what you'll get.

...live an exciting short life, or live a boring, long life?
Exciting and short. But with lots of Pie!

...have no tea or no coffee?

I can go without tea. I neeeeeeeeed coffee. Especially with my pie.

kkchisholm

...watch your conception or your birth? birth, for sure. Anyone who says conception is very very weird.
...have no legs or no arms? oooh I don't know. Legs...I feel like prosthetic legs would be easier than prosthetic arms
...be stuck in an elevator with a tiger or lick toothpaste off of a hobo's foot? umm I guess I'd lick to tooth paste...how the hell did you think of a question like this
...always eat bland meals or always feel sick after a tasty meal? I use to feel sick after food, every.single.time. and I got pretty use to it.... so tasty I think.. Or maybe bland, because I wouldn't have the urge to eat all the time.
...be able to fly or be able to teleport? teleport..Can I go back in time?
...have psychic powers or the ability to be invisible? invisible
...change history or know the future? neither.
...live an exciting short life, or live a boring, long life? exciting and long. I am not picking one
...have no tea or no coffee? no tea

AmoroAgain

THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS PIE!

kikibaby

Would you rather...

...watch your conception or your birth?
...have no legs or no arms?
...be stuck in an elevator with a tiger or lick toothpaste off of a hobo's foot?
...always eat bland meals or always feel sick after a tasty meal?
...be able to fly or be able to teleport?
...have psychic powers or the ability to be invisible?
...change history or know the future?
...live an exciting short life, or live a boring, long life?
...have no tea or no coffee?

[Deleted User]

...watch your conception or your birth? conception. but from my pov.
...have no legs or no arms? dead. but no legs.
...be stuck in an elevator with a tiger or lick toothpaste off of a hobo's foot? elevator with a baby tiger.
...always eat bland meals or always feel sick after a tasty meal? bland meals.
...be able to fly or be able to teleport? ooh, this is a tough one. my gut reaction was fly, because that would be so funsies. but teleportation? i can hang out in bora bora whenever i want? yeth.
...have psychic powers or the ability to be invisible? psychic powers so i can win the lottery.
...change history or know the future? know the future, so that i can start shooting up heroin a week before the end of the world.
...live an exciting short life, or live a boring, long life? exciting short life for sure. i have no desire to be old.
...have no tea or no coffee? no tea. but i wouldn't freak if there was no coffee. i can think of worse things.

lharri12

Would you rather...

...watch your conception or your birth?  ewww - birth!
...have no legs or no arms?  no legs
...be stuck in an elevator with a tiger or lick toothpaste off of a hobo's foot? toothpaste
...always eat bland meals or always feel sick after a tasty meal?  tasty meals
...be able to fly or be able to teleport?  teleport!!
...have psychic powers or the ability to be invisible?  psychic
...change history or know the future?  change history
...live an exciting short life, or live a boring, long life?  exciting short life
...have no tea or no coffee?  no tea

andyandhillary

...watch your conception or your birth?  conception i guess.  I don't know my biological parents so it wouldn't be that weird I guess.
...have no legs or no arms?  legs.
...be stuck in an elevator with a tiger or lick toothpaste off of a hobo's foot? toothpast
...always eat bland meals or always feel sick after a tasty meal?  tasty meal
...be able to fly or be able to teleport?  fly
...have psychic powers or the ability to be invisible? invisibility
...change history or know the future?  know the future
...live an exciting short life, or live a boring, long life?  exciting short life
...have no tea or no coffee?  no tea

FutureMrsTR

...watch your conception or your birth?  my birth
...have no legs or no arms?  no legs
...be stuck in an elevator with a tiger or lick toothpaste off of a hobo's foot?  tiger
...always eat bland meals or always feel sick after a tasty meal?  bland meals, I HATE feeling sick.
...be able to fly or be able to teleport?  teleport, what if it's bad weather?
...have psychic powers or the ability to be invisible?  invisible
...change history or know the future?  know the future
...live an exciting short life, or live a boring, long life?  that depends on what boring means.
...have no tea or no coffee?  no tea

salt78

I'm unclear as to how some of these are cheer up questions. I'd like both my arms and my legs please. 

mandapanda78

salt, i am in love with your new sig pic. additionally, i'd like to direct you to my answers, in which i included a question that gives one the option of cake or pie. that's a no lose situation right there. if "cake or pie?" aint cheery, i don't know what is.

SnShne322

...watch your conception or your birth?
...have no legs or no arms?
...be stuck in an elevator with a tiger or lick toothpaste off of a hobo's foot?
...always eat bland meals or always feel sick after a tasty meal?
...be able to fly or be able to teleport?
...have psychic powers or the ability to be invisible?
...change history or know the future?
...live an exciting short life, or live a boring, long life? I can't decide
...have no tea or no coffee?

luckyme502

...watch your conception or your birth? Birth, conception would just be gross!
...have no legs or no arms? No legs, I would want to hold my baby!
...be stuck in an elevator with a tiger or lick toothpaste off of a hobo's foot?  I go for the tiger. 
...always eat bland meals or always feel sick after a tasty meal?  Always eat bland meals.
...be able to fly or be able to teleport?  Teleport, I am always late, so this would help considerably!
...have psychic powers or the ability to be invisible?  Either one, I'm not picky.
...change history or know the future?  Know the future
...live an exciting short life, or live a boring, long life? Neither, I want an exciting long life.
...have no tea or no coffee? No coffee, I hardly drink it anyway.

Feel free to add any!

JessAndTrav

I guess since the questions are hypothetical it would still be fun. Fail. Whatever.

[Deleted User]

jess, that sig pic looks ghosty.

salt78

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_would-rather-6?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:99e98e86-4024-4c4d-8030-3d2dfce066c2Post:a57dcec5-ef15-4e6e-9ed3-50fadcd12668">Re: Would you rather...</a>:
[QUOTE]salt, i am in love with your new sig pic. additionally, i'd like to direct you to my answers, in which i included a question that gives one the option of cake or pie. that's a no lose situation right there. if "cake or pie?" aint cheery, i don't know what is.
Posted by mandapanda78[/QUOTE]

<div>Both cake and pie make me smile. Especially if it is lemon meringue.</div>

JessAndTrav

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_would-rather-6?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:99e98e86-4024-4c4d-8030-3d2dfce066c2Post:d388ecc8-1a04-4637-9c17-8a8681c468e8">Re: Would you rather...</a>:
[QUOTE]jess, that sig pic looks ghosty.
Posted by daffodil_jill[/QUOTE]

Haha! Oh well.

SarahPLiz

Ok, I'm not answering the poll but Jess, the way your bouquet and shoes are in your siggy pic remind me of a The Head Detective from In Living Color. Only head and feet. Sorry, I'm in a random mood today.

nboulanger

...watch your conception or your birth? Birth, I have heard the horror stories about the havoc I wreaked on my way out and I'm not sure its all true
...have no legs or no arms? No legs I guess. I need to be able to wipe my own self
...be stuck in an elevator with a tiger or lick toothpaste off of a hobo's foot? Hobo foot. Then straight to the Dr. to get a fat shot of penicillin
...always eat bland meals or always feel sick after a tasty meal? I always feel sick from food, so thats an easy one. Gluten free, lactose free, no meat food is unfun
...be able to fly or be able to teleport? Teleport!!!!! Suck it, 1.5 hour commute!
...have psychic powers or the ability to be invisible? Invisible. I Don't think I could handle knowing the future
...change history or know the future? Change history
...live an exciting short life, or live a boring, long life? Long and boring
...have no tea or no coffee? No tea. I'm a huge fan but my Keurig is my BFF

SarahPLiz

Now to answer the poll

Would you rather...

...watch your conception or your birth?
...have no legs or no arms?
...be stuck in an elevator with a tiger or lick toothpaste off of a hobo's foot?
...always eat bland meals or always feel sick after a tasty meal? These seem to be the same choice to me. If I felt sick after a tasty meal, Id be forced to eat mostly bland meals. But I'm all for tasty meals.
...be able to fly or be able to teleport?
...have psychic powers or the ability to be invisible? I don't need nor want to know what is going to happen, but I'd love to know what IS happening in places I am not welcome right now.
...change history or know the future? dangit, I'm a hypocrit now
...live an exciting short life, or live a boring, long life?
...have no tea or no coffee?

janedoe1113a

...watch your conception or your birth?: Birth
...have no legs or no arms?: No legs
...be stuck in an elevator with a tiger or lick toothpaste off of a hobo's foot?: I"m thinking tiger
...always eat bland meals or always feel sick after a tasty meal?: Feel sick
...be able to fly or be able to teleport?: Teleport
...have psychic powers or the ability to be invisible?: Invisible
...change history or know the future?: Know the future
...live an exciting short life, or live a boring, long life?: Long and boring
...have no tea or no coffee?: No coffee