Would you rather...

karbar42

...watch your conception or your birth? def birth
...have no legs or no arms? no legs
...be stuck in an elevator with a tiger or lick toothpaste off of a hobo's foot? ick to feet, so the tiger, is this how i lost my legs?
...always eat bland meals or always feel sick after a tasty meal?  i don't mind bland meals, i have tummy issues and lived off rice & peas for a long time
...be able to fly or be able to teleport? teleport no doubt
...have psychic powers or the ability to be invisible? invisible
...change history or know the future? i suppose change history
...live an exciting short life, or live a boring, long life? long and boring wouldn't be so bad
...have no tea or no coffee?  no tea, no coffee would be miserable

CLSchramm

I know I'm late on this but...

Would you rather...

...eat cake or pie?

Pie. My grandmother's chocolate mousse pie to be exact.

...watch your conception or your birth?

either would be interesting actually...I hear both were traumatic

...have no legs or no arms?

No legs seems to be the consensus. Tho there was a woman on the local news the other day who teaches kids to sew...with her feet. Pretty awsome imo.

...be stuck in an elevator with a tiger or lick toothpaste off of a hobo's foot?
Easily the tiger, just be still and don't act like an idiot, and it won't eat you. Humans are not really food they're intersted in.

...always eat bland meals or always feel sick after a tasty meal?
I HATE being sick, so the bland one. There's salt and pepper for a reason!

...be able to fly or be able to teleport?
Teleporting is tricky, you have to know where you're going, what if you mis-visualilze and end up 10 feet UNDER the place you meant to go? I pick flying.

...have psychic powers or the ability to be invisible?
I think invisible. Being psychic would make me crazy, always having voices in my head...makes you wonder how God feels sometimes...

...change history or know the future?
either of these is pretty awful. Go watch 'The Butterfly Affect', then go watch 'Knowing'...you're screwed either way.

...live an exciting short life, or live a boring, long life?
Boring and long...mostly cuz I want to see where we are in the future, with how fast the world is evolving technolgically!

...have no tea or no coffee?

No tea....tho either way Chile hates you