Hey Guys.

crfische

I have a secret.

Did you hear Lala's on the South Beach diet?

georgia_bride09

I surely didn't.

Did you hear Mandy and Alix are headed to your house tomorrow?

laladypoet

I BET THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE CARBS.

danieliza1127

I heard that Alix likes Twilight but I'm not sure if that's true or just a rumor.

arbolita

Alix breaks out a pair of crocs to wear every leap year.

laladypoet

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_hey-guys-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:aa719ff7-f237-4127-b13a-4ed52d0288b8Post:9cdd8df5-e887-4d3b-9210-5f54ee47ff7b">Re: Hey Guys.</a>:
[QUOTE]I heard that Alix likes Twilight but I'm not sure if that's true or just a rumor.
Posted by danieliza1127[/QUOTE]

there's no carbs in blood.

wadingmoose

I'm not sure if y'all know this or not but...

Mandy's husband looks like Tiger Woods.

Yup.  True story.

mandysmear

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[QUOTE]I BET THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE CARBS.
Posted by laladypoet[/QUOTE]

Not just your normal carbs.  TIM BITS.

laladypoet

here's another secret: I've got one hand in my pocket, and the other one's in the other one.

wadingmoose

Timbits are laced with crack.  Timmies coffee is laced with nicotine. 

HTH.

mandysmear

True story.

Moose's husband is really a blow up doll.

Oh i feel so much better now that I got that off my chest.

crfische

I heard that Poli's getting married. You guys hear that?

kikibaby

Georgia has a black pussy.

ETA:  I can't believe I can say pussy.

laladypoet

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[QUOTE]Georgia has a black pussy. ETA:  I can't believe I can say pussy.
Posted by kikibaby[/QUOTE]
link?

crfische

Hey, Kiki, OOT has you on ignore. What the eff did you do to her?

mandysmear

i heard kiki forcefed OOT pureed asparagus.

wadingmoose

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[QUOTE]True story. Moose's husband is really a blow up doll. Oh i feel so much better now that I got that off my chest.
Posted by mandysmear[/QUOTE]


THIS AGAIN?  I told you Herbert was just unusually quiet that daY!

kikibaby

I made OOT go to Fargo once. 

danieliza1127

Don't feel bad Moose.  I heard Mandy only married her husband so he could become a citizen and she actually really hates him and his family. 

laladypoet

I heard dani is a troll who accuses people of sharting.

mandysmear

he sure was letting out some air.  i think that maybe he had a leak... or was that YOU sharting moose? 

kikibaby

I heard that P2 says everything in a really mean voice.

laladypoet

I heard you're all lemmings. LEMMINGS.

AmoroAgain

I live in Switzerland and am an expert with Photoshop. 

I only flew in to Florence to meet up with aMrs to keep up the charade.

kikibaby

I heard there's some other board with 2 initials?  But I'm not allowed to say them.

mandysmear

I heard fishy keeps a woodchipper in her garage.  Right next to the stuffed and preserved wooden plank mounted fish that are hanging on the wall.

laladypoet

webMD?

georgia_bride09

I heard Alix was a dirty old man who lived in his basement.

AmoroAgain

Mandy, beware the woodchipper.  Fische brought it all the way over here and then sat outside my window all night with it running. 

laladypoet

I heard amoro likes her toes to be sucked.
wait.

laladypoet

and I heard oot pays people in gum.