Dear Coworker:

RobotLegs

So, as you know, we are Facebook friends.  Actually, you're FB friends with the whole office.

Yet, you really think it's a good idea to post pictures of you at the big "420" celebration last week? 

Your judgement seems to be quite lacking.

Love, me

baystateapple

Well.  Isn't that special.

ahhhitsshannyn

Oh what an idiot, my coworker would do the same thing I am sure.


Dear co-worker,

Just because you have school after work does not mean you should change into your "school clothes" in the middle of the afternoon. No one wants to see those coochy cutters that you just put on, especially not the boss who walked in right after you changed. Good job.

Birdie1483

Love it. I have coworkers that used to post bitching about work. Very smart!

georgia_bride09

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dear-coworker-5?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:c4675650-578d-4efc-923f-c1d946d1f1c1Post:19e7e6e7-f83d-4283-8cb9-6cbf519be926">Re: Dear Coworker:</a>:
[QUOTE]Oh what an idiot, my coworker would do the same thing I am sure. Dear co-worker, Just because you have school after work does not mean you should change into your "school clothes" in the middle of the afternoon. No one wants to see those coochy cutters that you just put on, especially not the boss who walked in right after you changed. Good job.
Posted by ahhhitsshannyn[/QUOTE]

She can't just wear her work clothes to school why?

AdeleDazeem

Dear coworker.  You clear your throat.  Loudly.  About once a minute.  I hate you.  So do my ears and my sanity.

Love me.

Birdie1483

Dude we have some people that ride their bikes to work in the summer and they change in the morning when they get here and before they leave at night. Holy cow tight spandex shorts, Batman!

I have to change before I golf after work and I feel uncomfortable just walking around in my old lady khaki golfing shorts.

Rosie109

Dear Coworker,

I am really glad you are spending the week with your family. I know you are going through a stressful time and you do deserve to get away. I really do wish you could have trained someone else to do your job while you were gone though. Especially since your portion of our company puzzle is vital to this big azzz conference we have coming up next week. I am sorry that people are almost never in the office and the woman you wanted to train to do your part wasn't here last week.. but I sure was. So thanks. Now I feel like an asshat for not asking to be trained on something that I wasn't aware wasn't going to be covered.

missy68

I had a high school acquaintance who used to bitch and moan VERY vocally about her job and crap going on there.
Turned out, someone had copied all her posts, turned them over to her boss and she got fired.
I did the Pee Wee Herman laugh and fell on the floor. Now she's being the same way about being unemployed, taking in a kid who's mom is in the military and not providing benefits, etc.

Filter:  she has none. It's like watching a train wreck everyday.

ahhhitsshannyn

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dear-coworker-5?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:c4675650-578d-4efc-923f-c1d946d1f1c1Post:07e334be-9d06-426c-8bf5-ba301ed2ab2d">Re: Dear Coworker:</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dear Coworker: : She can't just wear her work clothes to school why?
Posted by georgia_bride09[/QUOTE]

Who the fuuck knows! I guess we are supposed to wear business casual but basically we are just not allowed jeans or sandals. Apparently work clothes are "not her style." She is pretty weird.

annakb8

Dear Coworker:

Please don't give me shiit about coming in a few minutes late for the first time in 6 months when you regularly leave anywhere from 30 minutes to 3 hours early.

Thanks,
Anna

Also, I judge anyone who put any kind of 420 status updates on facebook. Do what you will, but don't plaster your illegal hobbies all over the internet.

opalsky007

Dear coworkers:

This was my office first. Then two of you moved in. I have NO IDEA why another half dozen of you simply cannot get through your day without spending six hours gossiping or holding homework sessions with the two who actually belong in my office. I have no idea why none of your mothers taught you to speak with an inside voice. I promise, what you have to say isn't so important that I need to be able to hear it while blasting music into my earbuds. GTFO.

Love and kisses,

Opal

Rosie109

I wonder what kind of school she goes to that she couldn't just wear her work clothes too. Unless its the school of hardknocks and then I would understand. You need loose clothes for that.

scottswife1106

Dear Coworker,

I don't like you and you don't like me. Everyone gets it, but the more you talk about it the more petty YOU look. Get over it.

Jeanette

KateG528

Dear co-workers,

I dont want to hear you talk about how much you dislike the little kiddos we teach every day. They cant help it that they are spoiled, self obsessed and entitled, hate their parents who pay them to do their homework if you want to hate someone.

Thanks oodles.

LesPaul

Dear Coworker,

We know you're tired.  You constantly tell us you're tired.  But for the love of God please stop with the loud hippopotamus yawns EVERY THIRTY SECONDS.  I can hear you all the way down the hall, and you make me want to rip my own head off.  Hence, my door will remain shut until you stop being so annoying. 

love, Les

PS - Crunching on chips all afternoon makes me want to scream, too.  STOPIT!

mica178

Dear Coworkers:

I know I gave notice already, but that is not an excuse for you all to dump work on me while you all go on vacation.  Way to make me thrilled that I'm leaving this job rather than making me nostalgic and not want to leave.

Thank you for making me say, "If I hadn't given notice already, I'd quit today" every. single. weekday.

Yours sincerely,

m

georgia_bride09

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dear-coworker-5?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:c4675650-578d-4efc-923f-c1d946d1f1c1Post:01e01cd9-3b25-4fe8-ad82-6795310b9003">Re: Dear Coworker:</a>:
[QUOTE]I wonder what kind of school she goes to that she couldn't just wear her work clothes too. Unless its the school of hardknocks and then I would understand. You need loose clothes for that.
Posted by Rosie109[/QUOTE]

Coochie cutters could definitely be considered "loose clothing", but I don't think in the same way you mean.

RobotLegs

Dear OTHER coworker:

Stop eating tuna at work.  Srsly, WTF?  At least eat it in the lunch room. 

kthxbai

Oh, PS- the 420 coworker tagged her dad in her photos.  lol.

mkrupar

Oooh Open Letters:

Dear Company as a Whole,

When doing major construction work on both the men's and women's bathrooms located directly across the hall from our offices it would be nice have a little advanced notice. A). Both bathrooms are closed for a week, . You're making a lot of noise that we can here through two sets of doors and down 6 steps. Now we have to truge our way through the catacombs of the Lodge to use the lockeroom bathrooms. Thanks!

MK

PS: Deciding to paint while doing construction on said bathrooms wasn't the greatest idea either. Tripping over tarps while in 3 inch heels really doesn't make for a safe work environment.

adamar15

Dear coworker,

Please don't fertilize my plant.  It's weird, and I really don't want you in my space.  I'm sure by now you know I don't like you, so cut the passive aggressive weirdness out, k?

Love,
Me

Rosie109

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dear-coworker-5?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:c4675650-578d-4efc-923f-c1d946d1f1c1Post:cc8f4786-f7d2-4828-a7c3-36edc3425980">Re: Dear Coworker:</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dear Coworker: : Coochie cutters could definitely be considered "loose clothing", but I don't think in the same way you mean.
Posted by georgia_bride09[/QUOTE]

I see what you did there.  I guess its the idea that tight clothing allows you to move quicker and more effectively.

LesPaul

Dear Coworker,

You're weird.  Did you really need to stop by my office to ask why I was shopping in 'your' grocery store on the weekend?  We live in the same city, and it's not that big of a city - we're all going to run into coworkers occasionally.

Oh, and I have honestly never seen jeans that are higher-waisted than yours.  They're worse than Mom jeans (and you're a dude).  Eeeeww.

love, Les

scottswife1106

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dear-coworker-5?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:c4675650-578d-4efc-923f-c1d946d1f1c1Post:cc8f4786-f7d2-4828-a7c3-36edc3425980">Re: Dear Coworker:</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dear Coworker: : Coochie cutters could definitely be considered "loose clothing", but I don't think in the same way you mean.
Posted by georgia_bride09[/QUOTE]

I always said that coochie cutters were tight short shorts.

TurtlesAllTheWayDown

Whenever I had class or a meeting on campus, I'd just wear comfortable work clothes-  pants and flats, not 4 inch heels. It worked. Sure, the 21 year old students are usually wearing cut offs and hoodies, but hey, I was a grad student. My clothes got the job done.

Now if/when I go to the gym after work, I change into gym clothes, but, like 5 minutes before I leave or right AFTER I clock out.

Meg1979

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dear-coworker-5?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:c4675650-578d-4efc-923f-c1d946d1f1c1Post:19e7e6e7-f83d-4283-8cb9-6cbf519be926">Re: Dear Coworker:</a>:
[QUOTE]Oh what an idiot, my coworker would do the same thing I am sure. Dear co-worker, Just because you have school after work does not mean you should change into your "school clothes" in the middle of the afternoon. No one wants to see those <strong>coochy cutters</strong> that you just put on, especially not the boss who walked in right after you changed. Good job.
Posted by ahhhitsshannyn[/QUOTE]

DED.  I love that phrase.

hlq2011

Mery, I do the same thing.  If I have to somewhere and can't change beforehand, I'll wear something comfortable.  And if I need to change, I do it right before I leave the building.  I don't even change from my heels to the flip-flops I wear into and out of the building until right before I leave.  Unless I'm stuck at work til eight o'clock at night, at which point they can bite me and I'll walk around in my socks if I want to.

georgia_bride09

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dear-coworker-5?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:c4675650-578d-4efc-923f-c1d946d1f1c1Post:02c4d825-ecc3-4f73-9546-9c398ef75983">Re: Dear Coworker:</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dear Coworker: : I always said that coochie cutters were tight short shorts.
Posted by scottswife1106[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure they are. At least the ones I've seen.

opalsky007

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dear-coworker-5?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:c4675650-578d-4efc-923f-c1d946d1f1c1Post:36890cec-2c46-4f9a-9d8e-57d5c000822d">Re: Dear Coworker:</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear Coworker: When your back up alarm went off in your car this morning, that was me frantically trying to get out of your way. Why you felt the need to back up 40 mph out of a parking space without looking is beyond me. Much appreciation to the other coworker who was with you that stopped by my desk this morning to make sure that I was okay. Sincerely, Squished Isn't the Wedding Look I Wanted P.S. I was on foot.
Posted by udubbride[/QUOTE]

<div>WTF? Are you okay?</div>

Rosie109

How else would they cut your coochie?

mmancin

Dear Coworker,

Please stop talking with your mouth full. It's disgusting.

Sincerely,

Annoyed