Dear Coworker:

Bubbalub

Dear coworker:

When I tell you I'm not comfortable working on a file because it does not fall under my job description or area of expertise just accept it gracefully and give the file to someone whose job it actually is to work on that stuff. Don't stand over my desk and argue with me when I tell you it's not my job to do that. You just look like a douche and the person whose job it actually is will be angry you tried to foist the work off on me instead of doing YOUR JOB of giving the work to the right person.

Asshat.

Bubbs

Bkseller13

Dear Coworker:

Thanks for coming today to rake me over the coals about not finishing a project from LAST YEAR that you told me last year, was no longer being done. Change your mind, that's fine, but change your mind and not tell me, NOT COOL.

Sincerely,
Bkseller

ahhhitsshannyn

Definitely not a school for hard knocks. Just regular community college in OC. And yes, coochie cutters are very tight short shorts, these particular ones also had the added benefit of showing that bottom part of her ass cheek when she walked. And this is not a young girl either.

I do not give 2 shiits if people want to change after work, but I would only do it after I clock out or MAYBE 5 minutes before I leave. I would not do it a couple hours before and use the excuse that you have to go to school after. Some people...

corkietn

oooh, I want in on this. I don't normally post here so, hi, here I am!

Dear Coworker:

You come in 30+ minutes late every day, at which point you proceed to go across the street to get breakfast. Then, you come back and do a total of probably 30 minutes of actual work before taping up your crappy purses you sell on ebay and asking ME to carry them to the post office with the office mail. At lunch time you take 2 hours to run errands and eat your smelly fast food at your desk whilst not helping around the office. After lunch, you proceed to talk to your sister/husband/friends on the office phone. You do not understand office courtesy. At all.


So, today when I have a question for you on a high profile case about which the media is super curious and pushy, please do not snap at me and tell me you're busy. I have no sympathy. Especially since I can hear you talking about shoe shopping this very minute.

Thanks,
Corkie



ahhhh, that feels a little better.

cengle

Dear boss:

Every day I'm here reassures me that I made the right decision in taking my internship this summer rather than waiting until the fall. If I had to work with you for more than a few more weeks, I would have pushed you down the stairs, along with your spoiled rotten bratty children. Working in a home office blows.

Signed,
C

leia1979

Dear coworker down the hall to whom I've never actually spoken:

Please stop running loudly down the hall. You sound like a herd of elephants running past my door, and you're going to hurt someone one of these days. Just walk. You can't be in that much of a rush.

Sincerely,

A person who appreciates quiet

MissKate2011

Dear Manager,
Thank you for finally realizing how much work I do.  Now that you lost our biggest account and now have to make your own sales you know that it's not as easy as you thought.  Please remember that I have 4 accounts to your 1 next time you ask me to do menial office jobs.

Thank you

andamu

Dear Coworkers:

Stop yelling.  No, seriously.  Inside voices.  Please.

Love,

Your colleague with a migraine

ArmyofUs

Dear boss,
Thank you for passing me up for the floor supervisor position.  I only do the most work here and have the most training on the equipment.  I'm also the only one who took the first aid/AED classes.  Oh, and I'm the one who you have do all your filing and the yearly reviews.  Because those aren't things you look for in a supervisor.  You reward the guy who almost got fired last year for showing up drunk all the time.  Just because he's cleaned up, doesn't mean he should get the position...He's still an idiot.
Thank you,
Army

nzchick88

Dear Exco-worker,

I am so very glad that I never have to see your smug face again. Just for the record:
- Your start time is 8.30. 9am isn't gonna cut it. And stop using stupid excuses like "my mum turned my alarm off". You are 22, act like it.
- If there is no staff parking left then park in the no timelimit zone a little further away. No one thinks it is OK for you to leave every hour to move your car around the 1 hour parking zone. No one except you anyway
- Don't pass judgement on - my degree, my weight, my relationship, my food choices or my staff purchacing choices. In fact, shut up
- Don't touch my freaking food! Seriously! Eat my food when I'm not looking one more time and I will punch you
Signed,
So happy not to work with you.

Dear current co-worker,

I'm not having kids so PLEASE stop telling me that I will. I don't want them, deal and stop bringing it up. Also, stop commenting on my eating habits. It is none of your business what goes into my mouth or how much/often I eat.

Thanks,
The girl who smiles and nods when you talk