I could never...

pirategal03

... elope
... buy a dog from a puppy mill
... move across the country for a job

TurtlesAllTheWayDown

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[QUOTE]I could never make out with Vince Vaughn. Even if you paid me. 
Posted by salt78[/QUOTE]

Ha! I was watching a rerun of Entourage last night when Drama and Turtle told Eric his ex girlfriend was seen making out with Vince Vaughn. My friend and I made faces. <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-yell.gif" border="0" alt="Yell" title="Yell" /> <- like this

laladypoet

I could never be trapped in a small space for any length of time. I would have to off myself or something.

I could never want to live if I was paralyzed.

FutureMrsTR

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[QUOTE]I could never kiss someone's ass that I don't like. It's just not possible. 
Posted by salt78[/QUOTE]

Ditto.  This is probably why the brokers I work with think I have an attitude problem.  Because I refuse to stroke their egos.

georgia_bride09

want to live if I were blind. I did the Dialogue in the Dark exhibit, and it freaked me out way more than I thought it would. ::shivers::

myother1

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[QUOTE]I could never want to live if I was paralyzed.
Posted by laladypoet[/QUOTE]

You'd probably change your mind if this ever actually happened. 

kikibaby

I have a friend who actually thinks Vince Vaughn is super hawt.  Yeah, I don't know either.

shellydiane820

I could never do geometry.

georgia_bride09

[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I could never... : You'd probably change your mind if this ever actually happened. 
Posted by myother1[/QUOTE]

Kind of like how you'd change your mind if you ever had a fat kid? Every kid isn't genetically engineered to be a stick.

Potato, potahto.

pumpkinpumpkin

I could never:

  - touch a bird.
  - bungee jump/skydive
 

MissLeahM

... live without music.
... touch and eel
... stop loving my nieces and nephews
... live in a city where there wasn't any greenery.

salt78

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[QUOTE]Kind of like how you'd change your mind if you ever had a fat kid? Every kid isn't genetically engineered to be a stick. Potato, potahto.
Posted by georgia_bride09[/QUOTE]

<div>Oh shoot. Did I miss something?</div><div>
</div><div>And kiki: I don't understand it either. He looks like his face is melting. </div><div>
</div><div>EDIT: Oh I see now. *side eye*</div>

baystateapple

- Imagine living with "locked-in" syndrome.  It's one of my bigger fears.

- Be trapped in a small space for any length of time.

georgia_bride09

RE: Skydiving-- I'm currently trying to get my H to do the indoor skydiving when we go to Orlando, so we could experience it without fear of death or disfigurement.

kikibaby

- be a reg on any other board.

Stackeye210

Here's my wedding/knot related ones. 

-Understand MrsTayPrince

-Like a troll (even a funny one)

-Create a troll/AE

-Understand people who think a child will ruin their wedding (adult only - FINE, but don't use the reasoning a kid will ruin your "big day")

georgia_bride09

Baystate, locked-in syndrome is also one of my irrational fears (of which I have many). Any condition where I didn't have control over my body/life would freak me out.  

myother1

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[QUOTE]Kind of like how you'd change your mind if you ever had a fat kid? Every kid isn't genetically engineered to be a stick. Potato, potahto.
Posted by georgia_bride09[/QUOTE]


Actually, it's more like apples and oranges.

I'm not genetically engineered to be a stick - both of my parents are overweight and have been for as long as I can remember.  But I eat healthy and get a lot of exercise, and I'll make sure that my kids do, too. 

I have a good friend that's disabled, and she's pretty damn happy with her life.  Then again, she couldn't help what happened to her.  You can, however, control your weight (and if you're a parent, you can control your child's weight).

So no, not the same thing at all. 

salt78

I still can't understand why anyone thinks that the porn star troll is cool. I think she's sad. 

baystateapple

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[QUOTE]Baystate, locked-in syndrome is also one of my irrational fears (of which I have many). Any condition where I didn't have control over my body/life would freak me out.  
Posted by georgia_bride09[/QUOTE]

I read an article online the other day about a woman who was awake and alert for <em>six years</em> before doctors realized she wasn't just comatose.  She had locked-in syndrome.  I cannot imagine what that is like.  I hope I never find out.

FutureMrsTR

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I could never... : Actually, it's more like apples and oranges. I'm not genetically engineered to be a stick - both of my parents are overweight and have been for as long as I can remember.  But I eat healthy and get a lot of exercise, and I'll make sure that my kids do, too.  I have a good friend that's disabled, and she's pretty damn happy with her life.  Then again, she couldn't help what happened to her.  You can, however, control your weight (and if you're a parent, you can control your child's weight). So no, not the same thing at all. 
Posted by myother1[/QUOTE]

Just because your parents are overweight doesn't mean you're "pre-disposed" to be heavy.  There <em>are</em> people who are genetically hindered in trying to lose weight.  So get off your high horse.

nda_roxybabe

have an eating disorder
stay in phoenix for longer than necessary
stay at a hotel that has bugs

nda_roxybabe

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[QUOTE]I still can't understand why anyone thinks that the porn star troll is cool. I think she's sad. 
Posted by salt78[/QUOTE]

The sad thing about it is that she will post under all 3 of her names. Its just weird.

waltzingmatilda13

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I could never... : Actually, it's more like apples and oranges. I'm not genetically engineered to be a stick - both of my parents are overweight and have been for as long as I can remember.  But I eat healthy and get a lot of exercise, and I'll make sure that my kids do, too.  I have a good friend that's disabled, and she's pretty damn happy with her life.  Then again, she couldn't help what happened to her.  You can, however, control your weight (and if you're a parent, you can control your child's weight). So no, not the same thing at all. 
Posted by myother1[/QUOTE]

You're still wrong. My SIL has a brain tumor that's pressing on her pituitary gland and that causes her to be overweight. She didn't ask for that to happen to her and she can't do a damn thing to change it. Take your high and mighty-ness somewhere else please.

arbolita

COMMON Kiki, tell me this is not hot:
http://www.vivacinema.it/wp-galleryo/vince-vaughn/vince-vaughn-3.jpg

pumpkinpumpkin

I think it's megafvcked up (V6 that is). I always always have.

baystateapple

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I could never... : You're still wrong. My SIL has a brain tumor that's pressing on her pituitary gland and that causes her to be overweight. She didn't ask for that to happen to her and she can't do a damn thing to change it. Take your high and mighty-ness somewhere else please.
Posted by waltzingmatilda13[/QUOTE]

OMG, that's horrible.  Is it malignant?  Are they doing anything at all to try and get rid of it? Your poor SIL.

salt78

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[QUOTE]COMMON Kiki, tell me this is not hot: <a href="http://www.vivacinema.it/wp-galleryo/vince-vaughn/vince-vaughn-3.jpg" rel="nofollow">http://www.vivacinema.it/wp-galleryo/vince-vaughn/vince-vaughn-3.jpg</a>
Posted by arbolita[/QUOTE]

<div>Ok I should have clarified that we are talking about current, melty Vince Vaughn and not previously hot Vince Vaughn. </div>

kikibaby

That is a hot pic, arbs, not gonna lie!

Too bad he does not actually look like that most of the time...

georgia_bride09

[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I could never... : Actually, it's more like apples and oranges. I'm not genetically engineered to be a stick - both of my parents are overweight and have been for as long as I can remember.  But I eat healthy and get a lot of exercise, and I'll make sure that my kids do, too.  I have a good friend that's disabled, and she's pretty damn happy with her life.  Then again, she couldn't help what happened to her.  You can, however, control your weight (and if you're a parent, you can control your child's weight). So no, not the same thing at all. 
Posted by myother1[/QUOTE]

So you're going to force your kids to exercise to stay thin? Wanting active healthy kids is one thing, but you make it sound like you'll "make sure" they never gain weight, which will definitely screw them up.