Since we are high jacking the confession thread, here we go!
1) I once was hit by a paper thin cardboard box on the forehead and it bled like a mofo
2) I once popped a blood vessel in my finger counting cash
3) I once fell out of a hammock, passed out, and cracked my tailbone.
4) Dh knocked out his two front teeth while demonstrating forklist safety to a new associate.