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Lizzieyounce

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[QUOTE]Well, who doesn't like blowies?
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

<div>
</div><div>Who?</div>

specialk84

I like the term "blowies". It sounds like more fun than "blow job".

specialk84

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[QUOTE]Well, who doesn't like blowies?
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

<div>Gypsies. The entire below-the-belt area is considered unclean.</div>

J&K10910

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[QUOTE]When I was new and first started posting on SB, J was the first one to talk to me. She said, "Ooh, your name makes me think of drugs."
Posted by specialk84[/QUOTE]

This makes me sound like such a druggie.  Ha!  It does though.  I can't help it. FWIW, Special K is not big here (or anywhere, I don't think) anymore...

JessAndTrav

Saying "blowies" is a more fun way to say it.

ETA: Special and I are riding the same brain wave.

J&K10910

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: FFF : Who?
Posted by Lizzieyounce[/QUOTE]

Who's on first.

J&K10910

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: FFF : Gypsies. The entire below-the-belt area is considered unclean.
Posted by specialk84[/QUOTE]

So how do they procreate?  With a turkey baster?  Or is it ok to put two unclean body parts together?  Just not a clean one and an unclean one (mouth is not clean, but for the sake of argument)?

musicalsunlight

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: FFF : Now, I'm asking you what's the guys name on first base?!?
Posted by crfb87[/QUOTE]

WHO!

Lizzieyounce

I must have a filthy mind, because I can never look at a Hummer (the vehicle) and not giggle at the name emblazoned on one in big silver letters.

As a rule, I hate ballsacks on pick up trucks, but I think it would be an awesome day if I saw a set on a Hummer.  I'd probably wreck the car because I'd be laughing so hard.

Matty143

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[QUOTE]Sooo what were you guys doing in 1994? It's such an interesting topic.
Posted by ahhhitsshannyn[/QUOTE]

I started HS in '94.

I am starting to feel a little old.

J&K10910

No, What's on second.  WHO's on first.

specialk84

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: FFF : So how do they procreate?  With a turkey baster?  Or is it ok to put two unclean body parts together?  Just not a clean one and an unclean one (mouth is not clean, but for the sake of argument)?
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

<div>IIRC, sex is for procreation, and there's no wild stuff. It's pretty much wham, bam, thank you ma'am for having my litter of children. </div><div>
</div><div>You never saw a sex swing in the trailers on MBFGW, did you?</div>

J&K10910

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: FFF : IIRC, sex is for procreation, and there's no wild stuff. It's pretty much wham, bam, thank you ma'am for having my litter of children.  You never saw a sex swing in the trailers on MBFGW, did you?
Posted by specialk84[/QUOTE]

So...I would never have sex?  Or would I not be allowed to be a gypsy if I didn't want to produce a litter?

specialk84

I saw truck nuts on a Cavalier the other day. I wanted to smack the middle-aged man driving it.

J&K10910

My neighbors are outside on their porch, and the sound is bouncing perfectly so I can hear them like they're on MY porch.  They're talking about how the gays just love who they love and there's nothing we can do about it.

And then there is a duck in our backyard, quacking his foul head off.  I want to kill everyone.

specialk84

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: FFF : So...I would never have sex?  Or would I not be allowed to be a gypsy if I didn't want to produce a litter?
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

<div>The Gypsies don't want you. You don't want a litter of children, and you have an education. You also don't submit to your husband. (Well, I don't know what you do in your spare time, but in general, he's not the boss of you.)</div>

specialk84

Why are you not on vacation yet? I forget where you're going.

Lizzieyounce

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[QUOTE]I saw truck nuts on a Cavalier the other day. I wanted to smack the middle-aged man driving it.
Posted by specialk84[/QUOTE]

<div>
</div><div>Really? On a Cavalier? That's just bad. Bad. Bad. Bad.</div>

J&K10910

NO ONE IS THE BOSS OF ME.

Except my boss.  But she doesn't boss me.  So she's cool.

specialk84

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[QUOTE]My neighbors are outside on their porch, and the sound is bouncing perfectly so I can hear them like they're on MY porch.  They're talking about how the gays just love who they love and there's nothing we can do about it. And then there is a duck in our backyard, quacking his <strong>fowl</strong> head off.  I want to kill everyone.
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]
<div>
</div><div>FIFY.</div>

JessAndTrav

I don't understand the concept behind truck nuts. It's gross to me.

dumdumfroggie

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: FFF : FIFY.
Posted by specialk84[/QUOTE]

<div>Heh.  I was just about to do that.</div>

J&K10910

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[QUOTE]Why are you not on vacation yet? I forget where you're going.
Posted by specialk84[/QUOTE]

Because our flight doesn't leave until tomorrow.  I'm supposed to be getting my work done, but I can't concentrate with the narrow minded conversation about the gays coming in my front window, and the incessant quacking coming in the back window.  And also?  I  just really don't want to. 

J&K10910

Ha, excellent play on words.

specialk84

Well, if you're going to go on a murderous rampage, may I suggest barbequed duck as your dinner tonight? I had some recently, and it was quite delicious. 

Lizzieyounce

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[QUOTE]I don't understand the concept behind truck nuts. It's gross to me.
Posted by JessAndTrav[/QUOTE]

<div>
</div><div>They have, erm, size issues?  Compensating?</div>

J&K10910

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: FFF : Aww, thanks!  Just for that I'll let you almost beat me in the rap battle.  Unless you mean an actual rap battle and not a "who can most accurately sing Ice Ice Baby" rap battle.  Cause, yeah, you'd kick my asss at an actual rap battle.  I'd post a pic but I have none at work and the computer at home still has no internet.  Apparently they're having to mine the copper to melt down into wires to repair the outside line at the new house.
Posted by StageManager14[/QUOTE]


I definitely meant an actual, for real rap battle.

On the merits of photoshopped sigs vs real picture sigs.

J&K10910

Oh good, now the neighbor's dog started barking.

musicalsunlight

If J goes on any murderous rampages, I don't want to hear about the cops coming to investigate your car tomorrow. My parents might be a little ticked if there are swarms of cops surrounding our front yard, haha.

J&K10910

I promise I will not go on any murderous rampages.