A present from TB

salt78

http://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/52299373.aspx

Check out the post 4 down from the top. LOVE her baby names!

waltzingmatilda13

Classic.

salt78

Gahhhhhahahaha I just saw the noshes one too! I don't want to believe in her realness, but she's making it pretty hard to deny it. 

andy71781

Nosh nosh nosh.

Bubbalub

HAHAHAHAH! Damn, I needed a laugh!

I love that people on TB think she's a troll, too, because of her inane posts. It's sometimes nice to have validation on our opinion of her.

SilverLining1

Some kids have all the luck.

GeauxTigers17

Is this chick for real? One of the responses mentions that she comes around the knot, but I am relatively new here and have yet to see her...."noshes" was pretty hilarious, though - talk about invent-a-spelling.  

FutureMrsFezz

Her name is on the sonogram.  I was really holding out hope that she is not real.

kcscejal

Nothing like promoting insurance fraud to prove you should be procreating.

RobotLegs

So she really is pregly! 

I PPH MrsTayPrince.  Please never ever ever leave the boards.

AbbeyS2011

Reminds me of the email I got the other day - titled "Parents of the Year" - had a boatload of pics of parents sitting on their kids while they were strapped in those backpack baby carriers and such. 

At the end the caption is "....and you need a license to fish?"

If I can I will link it....was not being cooperative earlier....

She is a piece of work.....I noticed she said "expired insurance cards"......made me think of Medicaid......

RobotLegs

LOL, I totally couldn't figure out what noshes meant.  I was thinking nosh = eat/food.  "I'm going to nosh on some crackers."

I'M SO NOSHES!

hlq2011

And even after people asked her what the hell she meant by noshes, and corrected her, she continued to spell it wrong - which is kind of what I'd expect of a troll.

cengle

oh good grief.

This validates my belief that birth control should be in the water supply, and if you want to have a baby, you have to go get the antidote. Her baby was a "whoops" baby, right? I don't think it was planned.

georgia_bride09

So her kids' names will be in Pig Latin? That makes me noshes.

FutureMrsFezz

DED

mandysmear

um.  omg.  how the fuuck do you even say the baby girl name.

i also love the advice she gave her.

redheadfsu

I remember her name. I'm pretty sure (99%) she is  troll. I don't remember why though. Does anyone have a better knot memory?

AbbeyS2011

<strong>In</strong> Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_present-tb?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:fdd9a725-6adf-48f4-ab8a-0f6c7cbda1fcPost:408e7d97-71a8-4ab5-bc24-6a6756a3a40f">Re: A present from TB</a>:
[QUOTE]oh good grief. <strong>This validates my belief that birth control should be in the water supply, and if you want to have a baby, you have to go get the antidote. </strong>Her baby was a "whoops" baby, right? I don't think it was planned.
Posted by cengle[/QUOTE]

You made my day with this comment. 

I think it is a version of Bethany - a really bad one.  I want to say something else, but I do not want to risk being banned. 

mandapanda78

GeauxTigers that was me who said that. HI!

Are we talking about when she advised someone that Insurance Fraud is totally the way to go?

I have a headache today and I think it's her fault.

Birdie1483

If this chick is real, it scares me to think that people like this are voting.

cengle

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_present-tb?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:fdd9a725-6adf-48f4-ab8a-0f6c7cbda1fcPost:be161601-3b30-4d9b-9536-c541ac1aa48a">Re: A present from TB</a>:
[QUOTE]If this chick is real, it scares me to think that people like this are voting.
Posted by Birdie1483[/QUOTE]

And breeding.

Because you know the little one with whatever misspelled nonsense name they come up with is going to be just as SMRT as momma.

Bkseller13

Cengle, you made me about cry laughing so hard.  You've hit the nail on the head!

TurtlesAllTheWayDown

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_present-tb?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:fdd9a725-6adf-48f4-ab8a-0f6c7cbda1fcPost:521d9e7b-0c2d-427c-970f-2795f3ed3cc0">Re: A present from TB</a>:
[QUOTE]So her kids' names will be in Pig Latin? That makes me noshes.
Posted by georgia_bride09[/QUOTE]

That's what I was thinking. You should name your future baby eorgia-gay. Wait. Maybe that's not a good idea.

RobotLegs

I think I've stated my theory before, but I sadly think she is real.  Here's why:

Her wedding bio used to say "Wedding Pans", which is obviously, HILARIOUS.

She fixed it.  Why would a troll fix it?  Wedding Pans is COMEDY GOLD.

mixtapehearts

Oh lawdy. It's terrifying that she may be real.

annakb8

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_present-tb?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:fdd9a725-6adf-48f4-ab8a-0f6c7cbda1fcPost:be161601-3b30-4d9b-9536-c541ac1aa48a">Re: A present from TB</a>:
[QUOTE]If this chick is real, it scares me to think that people like this are voting.
Posted by Birdie1483[/QUOTE]

Do you think she really votes though? I doubt it. I completely understand the sentiment though. And she is definitely breeding which is scary enough by itself.

mandapanda78

I'm totally going with Anda'pay for the kiddo.

mica178

Thank you, Salt! 

Idiocracy is happening, folks.  Mrs. TP is proof.

RobotLegs

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_present-tb?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:fdd9a725-6adf-48f4-ab8a-0f6c7cbda1fcPost:578eab14-7eed-4304-8375-eccb86282ff8">Re: A present from TB</a>:
[QUOTE]Thank you, Salt!  Idiocracy is happening, folks.  Mrs. TP is proof.
Posted by mica178[/QUOTE]

No, no, Manda and I are the hope!  Not to mention Squirrly and Tide and someday soon Fezz and Salt.  She's outnumbered still!

TurtlesAllTheWayDown

Deleted. So sad! That's what I hate about TN/TB - you can still delete posts.

I didn't get to page 2 but I think I just figured out noshes = nauseous?