Odd Sex Question

aprovencher21 · August 2010

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[QUOTE]Pull and pray Approve? haha
Posted by jasmineh7777[/QUOTE]

Well we all know how well that works!! Plus not a fan of messes....

ricksang · August 2010

I know Jel? Fire crotch is reminiscent of an STD and I am not talking save the dates!

aprovencher21 · August 2010

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[QUOTE]I know Jel? Fire crotch is reminiscent of an STD and I am not talking save the dates!
Posted by ricksang[/QUOTE]

=) Clearly their marketing team didn't think of that.

We tried a sheepskin condom about a month ago. We couldn't get over that it was a piece of skin. It was odd.

jasmineh7777 · August 2010

People on here talk about charting a lot. I've never done it, but I think it is pretty accurate if you are devoted.

aprovencher21 · August 2010

Next sex question!

Favorite lubricant??

jasmineh7777 · August 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Odd Sex Question : =) Clearly their marketing team didn't think of that. We tried a sheepskin condom about a month ago. <strong> We couldn't get over that it was a piece of skin. It was odd.
</strong>Posted by aprovencher21[/QUOTE]

Gag.

jasmineh7777 · August 2010

As much as I am enjoying this converation, I've got to get to bed.
Night ladies!

aprovencher21 · August 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Odd Sex Question : Gag.
Posted by jasmineh7777[/QUOTE]

Exactly. Skin does not equal sex and romance......unless of course you're a serial killer.

ricksang · August 2010

I tried to blow some old condoms like ballons the other day (I was bored okay!) and I didn't realize they had spermacide on them. Yuck

We use nature's lub.

aprovencher21 · August 2010

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[QUOTE]People on here talk about charting a lot. I've never done it, but I think it is pretty accurate if you are devoted.
Posted by jasmineh7777[/QUOTE]

My cycle can be irregular and annoying. I'd be too worried of messing up the charting.

ricksang · August 2010

Night Jas!

aprovencher21 · August 2010

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[QUOTE]I tried to blow some old condoms like ballons the other day (I was bored okay!) and I didn't realize they had spermacide on them. Yuck We use nature's lub.
Posted by ricksang[/QUOTE]

Ha. Spermacide doesn't taste good?

We used to use KY Intense but I found Wet Platinum and am now a believer.

aprovencher21 · August 2010

Night Jas!!

jelique7 · August 2010

LMFAO fire crotch...that's what I first thought when I saw the commercial..
In the commercial they should have shown smoke coming from under the sheets, that would have at least been funny.

Im sure they are looking back on this thinking "damn now everyone thinks of itchy private parts when they see our new product"

ricksang · August 2010

I don't like man made lubs. Too slippery lol.

ricksang · August 2010

It also seeems like it would upset the natural balance down there.

aprovencher21 · August 2010

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[QUOTE]I don't like man made lubs. Too slippery lol.
Posted by ricksang[/QUOTE]

You're too funny.

Okay Tim now wants me to cook. Off to go make pasta in a blush sauce. Love you all.

ricksang · August 2010

Yum and I need to go workout. Night girls!

nda_roxybabe · August 2010

After all this "pasta in a blush sauce" just sounds dirty

PharmacyBride · August 2010

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[QUOTE]At the Albertsons by our house they keep the condoms locked up. I'm not sure how you get them, T and I assumed by asking the pharmacy (they're right next to the locked up cough meds)which would be odd since they close early Anyways, T was making jokes that all the young, nervous kids are going to come in and give up on buying condoms because they're too scared to ask for someone to unlock them.
Posted by nda_roxybabe[/QUOTE]<div>
</div><div>OMG you have no idea.. the tweens/teens are nervous.. the 20s buy them like no big deal.. the 30s+ never buy them</div><div>
</div><div>The best was when I watched a guy and girl pick up a giant pack of condoms then run into someone they knew professionally... I watched the guy try to conceal the box then stash it behind the cold meds.. he came back 5 minutes later for them.. it made for a nice interruption to my otherwise dull day.</div><div>
</div><div>The really funny thing is watching guys walk into the pharmacy with their first script for viagra... I can spot their faces a mile away ;) They don't smile like that for their refills (at $20 a pill- do you blame them?)

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jelique7 · August 2010

Omg 20 bucks a pill! That is insanity.

aprovencher21 · August 2010

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[QUOTE]Omg 20 bucks a pill! That is insanity.
Posted by jelique7[/QUOTE]

Eh I love sex. I think if something was physically preventing me from sex I'd pay that much or more to make it possible again. I'm a hoar and a horn dog.

vegasgroom · August 2010

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[QUOTE]Next sex question! Favorite lubricant??
Posted by aprovencher21[/QUOTE]

Astroglide!

vegasgroom · August 2010

I don't like much of anything made by Trojan, I think they're more about marketing than they are about product, they have the name and the advertising and don't really care to produce a good product.

I like Lifestyles Skyn the best; they're not latex so it doesn't smell like you just wrapped a rubber glove on your junk, they're one of the thinnest available and they don't have the ridiculous cost or other downsides of the lamb intestine ones.

2dBride · August 2010

Hey, I'm an expert on odd sex! ;-)

This is reminding me of a time, long ago, when my girlfriend and I wanted to get HIV testing before we first had sex. However, she worked for the military and was paranoid about anyone finding out she was in a relationship with another woman. Instead of going to a clinic, I therefore went to a drug store to get one of the testing kits you can mail in. Unfortunately, I could not find the kit right away, so I asked a clerk. And the clerk paged the manager over the PA system. Umm, yeah, nothing like, "This woman here wants two HIV tests, and it's really urgent!"

Lenore2010 · August 2010

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[QUOTE]I prefer a little rough play.
Posted by ricksang[/QUOTE]

<div>
</div><div>Me too.</div>

raynes · August 2010

All I have to say is that tingling is too close to burning for my taste.

MarriedInAFever · August 2010

For the love of all that is holy, do not use KY Intense, or at the very least use with caution. FI had a TERRIBLE reaction.

SarahSmile23 · August 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Odd Sex Question : LOL that's horrible. I wonder if there is an increased pregnancy rate in your town.
Posted by JadziaDax[/QUOTE]

and STDs. wow!

SarahSmile23 · August 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Odd Sex Question : Exactly. Skin does not equal sex and romance......unless of course you're a serial killer.
Posted by aprovencher21[/QUOTE]

jesus, you're like the people who always turn conversations back to twilight. but with you it's serial killers. ;)

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