So at this point in the game i have sent out both save-the-dates and more recently the invitations themselves. Every single person has now at this point started to call or ask me, in most cases repeatedly what to wear. Honestly i don't care what you wear, i had a hard enough time figuring out what i am going to wear. I have given all the appropriate data to make your own adult decision, including : time of year, location (both geographical and indoor temperature environment) and time of day and type of reception. I am tired of this question.
From now on if you ask me you will be told to wear the lowest cut, tightest, most cleavage baring piece of attire you own.
Or if you happen to be a guy, a speedo.
That is all.