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Low cut or cleavage baring attire requested

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So at this point in the game i have sent out both save-the-dates and more recently the invitations themselves. Every single person has now at this point started to call or ask me, in most cases repeatedly what to wear. Honestly i don't care what you wear, i had a hard enough time figuring out what i am going to wear. I have given all the appropriate data to make your own adult decision, including : time of year, location (both geographical and indoor temperature environment) and time of day and type of reception.  I am tired of this question.

From now on if you ask me you will be told to wear the lowest cut, tightest, most cleavage baring piece of attire you own.

Or if you happen to be a guy, a speedo.

That is all.
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  • akhensley81akhensley81 member
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    I hear you... I never realized that this many people are that obsessed about what they wear. I haven't even sent out my invitations yet, and I'm getting that question. Here is my standard response:

    "As long as you're clothed, I don't really care."

    'Nuff said.

    Put  BREAKING NEWS announcement on your website! :)

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User]
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    I've had almost every guest ask, but I expect it because it's an outdoor wedding on the river so people aren't sure if they should be casual or formal (despite the invite saying informal reception).

    My only request is that people don't wear light/pastel blue, as that's the color of my dress. I don't even care if women wear a white sundress or anything. Hell, they could come in shorts and a tank top and I'd be fine.
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  • SarahPLizSarahPLiz member
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    Tell them to wear a halloween costume.

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  • Liz4444Liz4444
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    i think you should tell them all to wear fairy wings!

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  • suz62984suz62984
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    People really call to ask what to wear? I have until October but this is something I wouldn't expect people to ask! My answer is lined up now: "You don't call me to ask me what to wear everyday of the week so why would you want me to pick your clothes out for this day? I am not your mother and you are not 3."
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  • noisy_penguinnoisy_penguin
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    People will probably still know you're the bride, even if someone else is wearing a blue dress. Unless you have a thunderstealing twin sister that decides to wear blue.

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  • megandjaymegandjay member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_low-cut-cleavage-baring-attire-requested?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:c3dd5c22-2433-48d7-bc7e-bb659d9fdc4aPost:c27465fa-922d-4f0a-aa13-befc8e363e35">Re: Low cut or cleavage baring attire requested</a>:
    [QUOTE]I hear you... I never realized that this many people are that obsessed about what they wear. I haven't even sent out my invitations yet, and I'm getting that question. Here is my standard response: "As long as you're clothed, I don't really care." 'Nuff said. Put  BREAKING NEWS announcement on your website! :)
    Posted by akhensley81[/QUOTE]

    I disagree.

    I am going to put "clothing optional" on my invites, just like they have on the nude beaches...

    I am kidding by the way.
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  • Blueyed228Blueyed228 member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_low-cut-cleavage-baring-attire-requested?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:c3dd5c22-2433-48d7-bc7e-bb659d9fdc4aPost:25ef3e7d-3c24-4a0f-9824-426d2c4adf98">Re: Low cut or cleavage baring attire requested</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Low cut or cleavage baring attire requested : I disagree. I am going to put "clothing optional" on my invites, just like they have on the nude beaches... I am kidding by the way.
    Posted by megandjay[/QUOTE]

    Meg I dont know why you are lying about your gown in your bio.  You already sent me the pic of your actual gown.  I think it suits your "clothing optional" reception.  I think its only fair to share it..........:)


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  • luckyme502luckyme502 member
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    I have a SIL who probably will this.  She has already shown some of our family dresses like this, that she wants to wear to the wedding.  One year for Easter she went to brunch as a pregnant stripper!  In fact, two people have suggested I ask her to be a BM so that they will be assured she is dressed appropriately. 
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  • megandjaymegandjay member
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    Blueyed! What are you thinking? What is FI is on here and sees my dress! You are dead meat if my secret gets out.
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  • jens_a_tenjens_a_ten
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_low-cut-cleavage-baring-attire-requested?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:c3dd5c22-2433-48d7-bc7e-bb659d9fdc4aPost:25ef3e7d-3c24-4a0f-9824-426d2c4adf98">Re: Low cut or cleavage baring attire requested</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Low cut or cleavage baring attire requested : I disagree. I am going to put "clothing optional" on my invites, just like they have on the nude beaches... I am kidding by the way.
    Posted by megandjay[/QUOTE]

    Thank goodness you clarified that you were kidding. I can stop clutching my pearls now, you rascal!
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  • HappyTummy613HappyTummy613
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    Seriously, jens.  With the combination of meganday and Blueyed, it's like Def Comedy Jam up in here.
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  • SarahPLizSarahPLiz member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_low-cut-cleavage-baring-attire-requested?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:c3dd5c22-2433-48d7-bc7e-bb659d9fdc4aPost:7f47f8ce-6846-4bfe-a868-06126ce572b9">Re: Low cut or cleavage baring attire requested</a>:
    [QUOTE]Seriously, jens.  With the combination of meganday and Blueyed, it's like Def Comedy Jam up in here.
    Posted by HappyTummy613[/QUOTE]

    Is that show still on?
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  • yesthisiskimyesthisiskim
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    You should refer them to your wedding website, so that way they all get a "one size fits all" answer. Tell them your wedding colors, and, yes, again, go over the time or year, time of day and where the wedding/reception will be held (indoor/outdoor) and leave it up to them at that point!!
    If they still don't get the picture, block their numbers on your phone :)
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  • HappyTummy613HappyTummy613
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    Why would guests have to know the wedding colors?  They don't have to match them.
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  • megandjaymegandjay member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_low-cut-cleavage-baring-attire-requested?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:c3dd5c22-2433-48d7-bc7e-bb659d9fdc4aPost:7f47f8ce-6846-4bfe-a868-06126ce572b9">Re: Low cut or cleavage baring attire requested</a>:
    [QUOTE]Seriously, jens.  With the combination of meganday and Blueyed, it's like Def Comedy Jam up in here.
    Posted by HappyTummy613[/QUOTE]


    Oh snap
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  • HappyTummy613HappyTummy613
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    Last week you were fretting quite a bit about the behavior on this board.  Have you decided to adopt a new, in-your-face stance?
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  • megandjaymegandjay member
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    edited February 2010
    I have a new mantra, well, not new, but back in action...be a duck, be a duck, be a duck




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  • onlymelsonlymels member
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    I put on my wedding invitations dress: semi formal pretty simple. Of course if anyone asks I will smack them for not fully reading the invite. Jeeze
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