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  • laladypoetlaladypoet member
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    dear lala,

    come on down and get me. you know you want to. I was made for you.

    see ya soon,
    the last 3 musketeers bar in the vending machine
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  • tenofcups4metenofcups4me member
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    Dear Air Conditioner:

    I know you're tired and slowing down after all these days of obscene heat, but please don't break.


    Love, the Woman Who's Always Cold... Who Isn't Currently Cold
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  • laladypoetlaladypoet member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_open-letters-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:5fd779ed-baeb-4d29-9005-12fba14d09c7Post:72e18382-3b58-45f9-b8ed-c7dfdbc88f5b">Re: open letters?</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: open letters? : God, it took me long enough to come up with one that wasn't lame or wouldn't bring down the wrath of LesGrossman's wife...
    Posted by wadingmoose[/QUOTE]
    I forgot she changed her name to mrslesgrossman.
    poor poor les grossman.
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  • kikibabykikibaby member
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    Dear kiki,

    You really need a pedicure; stop wearing sandals.

    Love,MissCourtney
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  • laladypoetlaladypoet member
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    dear most things,
    I don't care for you.

    love,
    p2

    (remember??)
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  • TurtlesAllTheWayDownTurtlesAllTheWayDown member
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    Dear brother's roommate whom I've met once:

    I get that you're super grateful that I'm letting you crash at my house this weekend, but know that it is not convenient for me in any way, shape or form. I already have 3 people and 4 cats in my 2 bedroom, 1 bathroom apartment.

    And when you ask me if you can get picked up at the at the airport at 2:30pm on a Thursday less than 8 hours before you actually need to be picked up, the answer is no. I have a job. With regular business hours. And I'm not using my paid time off to give you a ride. Adults with jobs can figure out hotel rooms and cab/supershuttle rides. Capiche?

    I'm hoping you go out for your own meals so I don't have to make those.

    Thanks,
    The girl who is glad this is only lasting until Saturday.
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  • laladypoetlaladypoet member
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    OH!

    dear chit chat,
    sit and spin, suckas!!

    love,
    heels

    ;)
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  • Sunshine9463Sunshine9463
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    Dear Lindsey,
    Hi! I heard you'll be in my old stomping ground soon. Don't sweat it. The ladies are really nice, and if anyone can pull off an orange jumpsuit, it's you!

    Xoxo,
    Paris


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  • wadingmoosewadingmoose member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_open-letters-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:5fd779ed-baeb-4d29-9005-12fba14d09c7Post:b8d53e49-e537-4f0a-91b2-415343bd38a4">Re: open letters?</a>:
    [QUOTE]Dear Lindsey, Hi! I heard you'll be in my old stomping ground soon. Don't sweat it. The ladies are really nice, and if anyone can pull off an orange jumpsuit, it's you! Xoxo, Paris
    Posted by Sunshine9463[/QUOTE]


    Nicely played.

    "You can take your etiquette and shove it!" ~misscarolb
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  • wadingmoosewadingmoose member
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    Dear Canada,

    You suck.

    I hate you and anyone who had the bad luck of being born within your borders

    Blame Canada.

    "You can take your etiquette and shove it!" ~misscarolb
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  • laladypoetlaladypoet member
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    dear classy,

    I'm gonna spell you with a "k" cause it's wacky and ironic!

    love,
    blame canada
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  • NuggetBrainNuggetBrain member
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    Dear Career -

    SUCK IT!

    Love,

    Mel Gibson
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  • mandysmearmandysmear member
    5000 Comments Fifth Anniversary
    Dear Husband,

    I am sorry that booking the dog a vet appointment and getting food cut into your nap time.  But, that dog is my priority.  If I had to choose between him and you... not sure what I'd pick.

    Your loving wife,
    mandy
    XOXO

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    "This post is seriously retarded." -Stackeye210
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  • laladypoetlaladypoet member
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    dear lots of people,

    please stop using me as funny punctuation. I retired years ago, and I was never really funny, and every time you use me, a canadian clubs a baby seal.

    thanks,
    !!!!!!1!!!!elevendy!!!!!!one!!
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  • damalessdamaless
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    Dear Dehumidifier,

    Please make my apartment more bearable due to the humidity you remove, as opposed to more unbearable due to the heat that you generate.

    kthx,

    damaless
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  • laurenclaire1386laurenclaire1386
    5000 Comments
    Dear Didalittlejig,

    I AM NOT YOU!!!11eleventy!!!1!!!1

    Love,

    AllabouttheBenjamins
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  • NuggetBrainNuggetBrain member
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    Dear Madonna/Katy Perry/Christina Aguilera/all the other washed up singers who keep bitching -

    Don't hate.

    Hugs,
    Lady GaGa
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  • laladypoetlaladypoet member
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    dear benjamins,

    I am not all about you, and just want to be friends.

    love,
    allaboutthebenjamins
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  • Sunshine9463Sunshine9463
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_open-letters-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:5fd779ed-baeb-4d29-9005-12fba14d09c7Post:22a900cd-ad0d-45d7-89ff-f6d4fa45b454">Re: open letters?</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: open letters? : Nicely played.
    Posted by wadingmoose[/QUOTE]
    thank you dear. Took me long enough.
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  • TurtlesAllTheWayDownTurtlesAllTheWayDown member
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    Oh man, I took this seriously.

    Dear coworkers,

    Stop talking about happy hour. You're distracting me.

    Love,
    the lush in this cubicle
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  • NuggetBrainNuggetBrain member
    5000 Comments
    edited July 2010
    Dear Bacos -

    STOP TEMPTING ME.  I don't want to eat any more of you.  There's only a quarter of a can left, and the amount I've inhaled already is going to make me horribly gassy tonight.  Go sit in the back of the cupboard and stop haunting my dreams.

    Nugget
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  • wadingmoosewadingmoose member
    5000 Comments Sixth Anniversary 25 Love Its
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_open-letters-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:5fd779ed-baeb-4d29-9005-12fba14d09c7Post:b2a1239a-7630-4902-9017-b43bdfab9acf">Re: open letters?</a>:
    [QUOTE]dear lots of people, please stop using me as funny punctuation. I retired years ago, and I was never really funny, and every time you use me, a canadian clubs a baby seal. thanks, !!!!!!1!!!!elevendy!!!!!!one!!
    Posted by laladypoet[/QUOTE]


    ::club::

    Ooops.

    "You can take your etiquette and shove it!" ~misscarolb
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  • mandysmearmandysmear member
    5000 Comments Fifth Anniversary
    Dear E,

    I'm out for the weekend!  *happy dance*

    Respectfully yours,

    mandypants

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    "This post is seriously retarded." -Stackeye210
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  • wadingmoosewadingmoose member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_open-letters-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:5fd779ed-baeb-4d29-9005-12fba14d09c7Post:269d7e2a-18f7-47fb-8027-d25ae1069d2a">Re: open letters?</a>:
    [QUOTE]Dear Didalittlejig, I AM NOT YOU!!!11eleventy!!!1!!!1 Love, AllabouttheBenjamins
    Posted by laurenclaire1386[/QUOTE]


    ::club::

    "You can take your etiquette and shove it!" ~misscarolb
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  • laladypoetlaladypoet member
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    dear kps poster,

    just take the goddamn mother shitting pregnancy test already. christ.

    love,
    people with half a brain
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  • AmoroAgainAmoroAgain member
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    Dear spa commercial on TV-

    Fuckyou.  Makes me want to go to Bali you bastards.

    Love, 
    Me

    Dear ex mod on another board-

    Thanks for freaking out so spectacularly yesterday.  It was pretty damn awesome to see you self destruct as your perfectly fake world collapsed around you.

    Yup, Me again

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    God kills a bunny every time someone asks about honeymoon registries.
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  • laladypoetlaladypoet member
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    moose is gonna sleep good tonight.
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  • laladypoetlaladypoet member
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    dear lalawhoeveryouare,

    who do you think you are, posting on a message board like it's public?? go foff yourself!

    signed,
    international nesties
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  • wadingmoosewadingmoose member
    5000 Comments Sixth Anniversary 25 Love Its
    Dear perfect blue sky

    Please come back in 45 minutes.  I am not ready for you yet.

    Moose.


    Dear Granville Island,

    Please to be sending me some of your beer glasses and gigantor salad rolls.  I love you.

    Love
    Praire Moose.

    "You can take your etiquette and shove it!" ~misscarolb
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  • wadingmoosewadingmoose member
    5000 Comments Sixth Anniversary 25 Love Its
    Dear 17 year old skank stalking bayState's FI,

    Dude.  Find your own man.

    Smooches
    Internet stranger called Moose.

    "You can take your etiquette and shove it!" ~misscarolb
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