Bridesmaid Chose Wedding Date for 2 Weeks After Our Wedding

janedoe1113a · December 2009

You do realize that most people were on your side before, right? They were telling you that you shouldn't cancel your honeymoon because of someone else having their wedding two weeks after you. There's nothing you can do to change it and you should continue on with your original plans.

Now, I don't think anyone feels sorry for you anymore and you will most likely never get good advice on this board ever again.

mwhitson14 · December 2009

Ok, let me just step off the sarcasm train for a minute lazybride and say that instead of accusing us of not being able to read, you should accuse us of sucking at reading comprehension or something.

Not that I'm trying to better your insult or anything.

lazybride21 · December 2009

Thank you for the re-post...as if I'm living in fear of being banned from talking with a bunch of fatties about their sad little nuptials that will probably end up in divorce less than 5 years from now....OMG the sadness is overwhelming.

JessAndTrav · December 2009

YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!

C'mon, we're all just fat bitches with bad sex lives. We should learn to accept it.

I know! Let's eat our feelings!

janedoe1113a · December 2009

Oh gosh. I love being a fat snarky bitch with a bad sex life who will end up divorced in a couple years.

lazybride21 · December 2009

NavyBaby:

I don't care if you *think* that people were on my side...I was never asking anyone to side with me or call my BM a "biatch" or for any negativity whatsoever.

There is nothing about the loads of sarcasm or namecalling that implies that people were on my side.

I just thought someone was in a similar situation and would be able to give some advice on the situation.

And after seeing how nasty some of you are...and I do mean inherently really rude people...there is no possible way that I would trust any advice from these boards.

JessAndTrav · December 2009

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_bridesmaid-chose-wedding-date-2-weeks-after-wedding?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:6d84b4b2-940b-480a-944f-c5e4d222148fPost:877936a9-1d2d-409e-a25f-8f728b839d40">Re: Bridesmaid Chose Wedding Date for 2 Weeks After Our Wedding</a>:
[QUOTE]Oh gosh. I love being a fat snarky bitch with a bad sex life who will end up divorced in a couple years.
Posted by navybaby1113[/QUOTE]

Exactly. This is why we should ban together, binge on ice cream and hold hands.

Our husbands will quit loving us because we're snarky, fat AND we don't have good sex.

janedoe1113a · December 2009

People did give you advice. Apparently you chose to ignore it.

JessAndTrav · December 2009

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_bridesmaid-chose-wedding-date-2-weeks-after-wedding?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:6d84b4b2-940b-480a-944f-c5e4d222148fPost:35cb5562-252d-4f55-b1c7-5f62c9cc9ea0">Re: Bridesmaid Chose Wedding Date for 2 Weeks After Our Wedding</a>:
[QUOTE]NavyBaby: I don't care if you *think* that people were on my side...I was never asking anyone to side with me or call my BM a "biatch" or for any negativity whatsoever. There is nothing about the loads of sarcasm or namecalling that implies that people were on my side. I just thought someone was in a similar situation and would be able to give some advice on the situation. And after seeing how nasty some of you are...and I do mean inherently really rude people...there is no possible way that I would trust any advice from these boards.
Posted by lazybride21[/QUOTE]

What does inherently mean? I only have a Bachelor's degree. I can't figure my way out of this pickle!

mwhitson14 · December 2009

I give up. Anyone need a brick wall?

JessAndTrav · December 2009

Whit, you're just not hearing her because of all of that peanut butter we just binged on. I think you got it in your ears.

I hate being such a fatty! OMGFML!

lazybride21 · December 2009

What advice did I ignore? The question wasn't "what should I do to get my honeymoon back?"..

And your husbands will leave you not because your fat but because you spend all of your time on a wedding planning board being hateful and mean spirited which is just boring and extremely unattractive.

JessandTrav:

inherent means you are ugly to the core and there is probably no saving you...

ThePinkSuperhero · December 2009

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_bridesmaid-chose-wedding-date-2-weeks-after-wedding?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:6d84b4b2-940b-480a-944f-c5e4d222148fPost:1dd1c894-fb5b-4a93-86f2-7fbd8675da9a">Re: Bridesmaid Chose Wedding Date for 2 Weeks After Our Wedding</a>:
[QUOTE]And your husbands will leave you not because your fat
Posted by lazybride21[/QUOTE]

No, YOU'RE fat.

mwhitson14 · December 2009

Ben and Jerry's for me Jess, get it RIGHT!

And I also have to tell you you look exactly like a friend of mine. Andplusalso, can I come to your wedding nad gorge myself on the hot chocolate bar? Kthanx!

janedoe1113a · December 2009

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_bridesmaid-chose-wedding-date-2-weeks-after-wedding?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:6d84b4b2-940b-480a-944f-c5e4d222148fPost:1dd1c894-fb5b-4a93-86f2-7fbd8675da9a">Re: Bridesmaid Chose Wedding Date for 2 Weeks After Our Wedding</a>:
[QUOTE]And your husbands will leave you not because your fat but because you spend all of your time on a wedding planning board being hateful and mean spirited which is just boring and extremely unattractive.
Posted by lazybride21[/QUOTE]

Apparently people planning weddings shouldn't come on wedding planning boards. Nice to know.

JessAndTrav · December 2009

Well, considering I spend usually less than an hour on here a week, I wouldn't say I spend too much time here.

But you're the one with all those degrees! I trust ya!

Either way, lazybride, (which BTW, I totally think we should become BFFs. I have a lot to learn from you.) this post has been remarkably amusing for me.

Let me know on a time we can G2G, k? I want to learn to be skinny, smart, kind, entertaining and a good lover.

mwhitson14 · December 2009

You're on a wedding message board just like we are hon. And my FI doesn't have any idea what I'm typing, mainly because he's passed out over in the floor after I just gave him the best sex EVAR!

JessAndTrav · December 2009

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_bridesmaid-chose-wedding-date-2-weeks-after-wedding?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:6d84b4b2-940b-480a-944f-c5e4d222148fPost:da81ba92-fb8e-48aa-a004-e0d3a1afb985">Re: Bridesmaid Chose Wedding Date for 2 Weeks After Our Wedding</a>:
[QUOTE]You're on a wedding message board just like we are hon. And my FI doesn't have any idea what I'm typing, mainly because he's passed out over in the floor after I just gave him the best sex EVAR!
Posted by mwhitson14[/QUOTE]

Teehee!

PS: <strong>ALL</strong> of the fatties here are welcome to come and have all of the hot chocolate they want.

One fatty has to support another fatty, right?

lazybride21 · December 2009

I love it how all of you like to dish it but definitely can't take it. I'm just communicating the way you do...cheap comments followed by easy name calling.

And yes, I'm on the boards...for the FIRST time...it seems that you all have at least 1000 posts, that's a lot of wasted time. I guess eating isn't the only place your indulgent!

mwhitson14 · December 2009

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_bridesmaid-chose-wedding-date-2-weeks-after-wedding?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:6d84b4b2-940b-480a-944f-c5e4d222148fPost:147fac95-2cde-47ae-991d-dc0cbabbb0a7">Re: Bridesmaid Chose Wedding Date for 2 Weeks After Our Wedding</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Bridesmaid Chose Wedding Date for 2 Weeks After Our Wedding : Teehee! PS: ALL of the fatties here are welcome to come and have all of the hot chocolate they want. One fatty has to support another fatty, right?
Posted by JessAndTrav[/QUOTE]

That means you're not allowed lazybride, since you consider yourself not a fatty.

JessAndTrav · December 2009

My sister/MOH just called me to tell me she's going to be a few minutes late for meeting at my house for the bachelorette party.

She's so fucking fat.

mwhitson14 · December 2009

What do you mean we can't take it? Can you see me crying at my computer? QUIT STALKING ME!

And yes, I've got eleventybillion posts, but it could just mean I have two super easy jobs that it's ok if I knot, so it's easy to rack up posts.

Nah, it must just mean I sit at my computer all day and eat Ben and Jerry's. That's it! Busted.

JessAndTrav · December 2009

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_bridesmaid-chose-wedding-date-2-weeks-after-wedding?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:6d84b4b2-940b-480a-944f-c5e4d222148fPost:fc437a0c-64d4-40e4-a116-263ab0c99ce5">Re: Bridesmaid Chose Wedding Date for 2 Weeks After Our Wedding</a>:
[QUOTE]I love it how all of you like to dish it but definitely can't take it. I'm just communicating the way you do...cheap comments followed by easy name calling. And yes, I'm on the boards...for the FIRST time...it seems that you all have at least 1000 posts, that's a lot of wasted time. I guess eating isn't the only place your indulgent!
Posted by lazybride21[/QUOTE]

Yes, lazy bride. We're all very hurt by your comments, as you can plainly see.

You've caused me to open another package of Little Debbies and everything.

Perhaps they don't teach sarcasm in the graduate classes?

janedoe1113a · December 2009

Gosh guys, can't you see I'm crying in my Merlot over here.

JessAndTrav · December 2009

I need someone to hold me. This heartache is too much to bear alone.

Then again, I'm so fat it may take a few of you.

mwhitson14 · December 2009

mmmm Merlot.

Jess, where are you getting married? I see STL quite a bit but then I see Texas. If it's STL I'm crashing, FYI.

anna.oskar · December 2009

Hi guys!

I like weddings.

Anyone want to talk ribbon wands and balloon arches?

JessAndTrav · December 2009

We're getting married in Texas. The pictures from STL were from our first vacation together.

Fly down? We have room!

JessAndTrav · December 2009

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_bridesmaid-chose-wedding-date-2-weeks-after-wedding?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:6d84b4b2-940b-480a-944f-c5e4d222148fPost:204233ac-2e6e-48d0-9e18-c781c5e7b923">Re: Bridesmaid Chose Wedding Date for 2 Weeks After Our Wedding</a>:
[QUOTE]Hi guys! I like weddings. Anyone want to talk ribbon wands and balloon arches?
Posted by anna.oskar[/QUOTE]

I will talk it with you if you're fat? I'm not allowed to communicate with skinny people.

nda_roxybabe · December 2009

I'm fat?! That is truly a first...huh.
And my "husband" won't leave because he is my boyfriend and he has no problem with my knotting.

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