Winning anything is good! I'm reading a "How to get pregnant" book and giggling like a school girl. The writer uses interesting phrases for things and it's bringing out the 16 year old in me.
Ok, let me start by saying PCOD is not funny, but her description of one of the symptoms as "junk in the truck - obesity" made me chuckle. Also a story about a couple who had an electronic c0ck ring which shorted out and shocked the guys penis so badly he lost all sperm is sad, but funny. She also recommends that men walk around with no underwear for period of time (in their home) because "swinging testicles freely has shown to increase fertility".
Ok, they aren't as funny as they were in head while reading...
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_won-holy-sht-won?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:1464719c-d91f-4618-b1b3-b62be53ef87dPost:79485328-6b27-40b2-af76-272c349e63c3">Re: I WON!! holy sh*t I WON!!</a>: [QUOTE]You're a dirty little tease, Nebb. Are you all recovered from you hangover? Posted by julezlee[/QUOTE] YUP!! im on my way to drunktown, once again!
I made a deal with the lottery company that if I win the BIG lottery tonight, I will invest 5% of my winnings back into their company. I hope they listen. Its in their best interest to make sure I win a lot.
We were waiting in line to order, and I suddenly felt something fuzzy on the back of my knees. The little kid behind us apparently thought I was his mom, so he was trying that kid thing of sticking his head between my knees. His parents were embarrassed, but I thought it was funny. I told them that it was ok, at least it wasn't a grownup doing it!
i'm trying to edit down my books and its haaaard. I moved somewhat recently and my book space has been cut in half. It turns every single book I own is my favorite.
Also, I'm so tired I think I'm going to die. Mr Eastunder was all "want to go out? movie, anything?" and I'm all "Just say no to fun, say yes to couch laziness."
All I wanted today was Starbucks. THAT ALL. and I never got it. Something always got in the way. You know that horrible half dead slump when you first wake up that coffee normally cures? I'm still. there.
"Whatever East. You're just mad I RSVP'd "lame" to your pre-wedding sleepover."
Ive had to do that recently east, I hate it. Half of my books are in storage right now and it drives me nuts. Ive decided im just buying a bigger bookcase because I have no intention on not buying anymore books.
I'm doing pretty great. H and I made steak (the meat was bad, but that wasn't H's fault.) Then we had couple time. Now he's playing computer while I putter. It's been a nice Friday night in my house.
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_won-holy-sht-won?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:1464719c-d91f-4618-b1b3-b62be53ef87dPost:25f7d8ba-e7ad-4f26-a6b4-c7e5ae2b13a8">Re: I WON!! holy sh*t I WON!!</a>: [QUOTE]I'm doing pretty great. H and I made steak (the meat was bad, but that wasn't H's fault.) Then we had couple time. Now he's playing computer while I putter. It's been a nice Friday night in my house. Having a tooth makes it all better, too. Posted by Night_Sprite[/QUOTE] I love having teeth!!
That sucks about the steak though :( I hate when stuff like that happens with my dinner.
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_won-holy-sht-won?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:1464719c-d91f-4618-b1b3-b62be53ef87dPost:f409deb7-4487-445c-ac6e-a28c4ba873de">Re: I WON!! holy sh*t I WON!!</a>: [QUOTE]What happened to your mouth, aprov? Posted by Night_Sprite[/QUOTE]
I was a soccer goalie in high school. Senior year I made a sliding save but got kicked in the face with illegal metal cleats. My jaw dislocated, some of my bottom teeth were sheared off and the others were significantly loosened. Since the inside of my mouth was a disaster I couldn't have stiches put in since there was little to no flesh left. The only way to keep the rest of my bottom teeth in my mouth was to bond them all in. Its 9 years late and I still have major issues. They never could get the bonding stuff off my teeth (they were bonded together in the back). So yesterday they spent a good hour pulling on all of my teeth yanking off the bonding. In the process my jaw dislocated cause the joint slides around. I'm just really sore and cranky.
Re: I WON!! holy sh*t I WON!!
I'm reading a "How to get pregnant" book and giggling like a school girl. The writer uses interesting phrases for things and it's bringing out the 16 year old in me.
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Are you all recovered from you hangover?
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Also a story about a couple who had an electronic c0ck ring which shorted out and shocked the guys penis so badly he lost all sperm is sad, but funny.
She also recommends that men walk around with no underwear for period of time (in their home) because "swinging testicles freely has shown to increase fertility".
Ok, they aren't as funny as they were in head while reading...
House / Baby blog
[QUOTE]You're a dirty little tease, Nebb. Are you all recovered from you hangover?
Posted by julezlee[/QUOTE]
YUP!! im on my way to drunktown, once again!
Katie- I would probably giggle, too, and then show it to all my friends so we could giggle together.
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Geez Nebb you are really rolling in it now. I hope you will remember the little people.
Yaaaay preppysailor! I never see you on SB!
Also, I'm so tired I think I'm going to die. Mr Eastunder was all "want to go out? movie, anything?" and I'm all "Just say no to fun, say yes to couch laziness."
All I wanted today was Starbucks. THAT ALL. and I never got it. Something always got in the way. You know that horrible half dead slump when you first wake up that coffee normally cures? I'm still. there.
"Whatever East. You're just mad I RSVP'd "lame" to your pre-wedding sleepover."
"Whatever East. You're just mad I RSVP'd "lame" to your pre-wedding sleepover."
How are you darling?
I made a bio?!?
[QUOTE]I'm doing pretty great. H and I made steak (the meat was bad, but that wasn't H's fault.) Then we had couple time. Now he's playing computer while I putter. It's been a nice Friday night in my house. Having a tooth makes it all better, too.
Posted by Night_Sprite[/QUOTE]
I love having teeth!!
That sucks about the steak though :( I hate when stuff like that happens with my dinner.
[QUOTE]What happened to your mouth, aprov?
Posted by Night_Sprite[/QUOTE]
I was a soccer goalie in high school. Senior year I made a sliding save but got kicked in the face with illegal metal cleats. My jaw dislocated, some of my bottom teeth were sheared off and the others were significantly loosened.
Since the inside of my mouth was a disaster I couldn't have stiches put in since there was little to no flesh left. The only way to keep the rest of my bottom teeth in my mouth was to bond them all in. Its 9 years late and I still have major issues. They never could get the bonding stuff off my teeth (they were bonded together in the back). So yesterday they spent a good hour pulling on all of my teeth yanking off the bonding. In the process my jaw dislocated cause the joint slides around. I'm just really sore and cranky.