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Ugh. The Miranda calls are back.
I was complaining several months ago that I was constantly getting calls for a Miranda, sometimes as much as 3 times a day, and when I told them they had the wrong number and asked them to stop calling, they'd say they deleted me from their list but then they'd call me again 3 weeks later. Some of them were even really nasty to me, like I was lying about not being Miranda.
I got rid of them by asking what her last name was and looking her up so I could give them her home phone number. (heheh). And I got an airhorn for the rude ones, which some of you didn't think was funny, but it worked, too.
The calls stopped for almost 2 months and then started up again just recently. That stupid bitch is still giving out my phone number as hers whenever she doesn't want to be contacted. I get spam texts that say "thank you for registering for your free $500 target gift card" and someone just called to give me information Miranda had requested about "going to college."
I'd love to show up at her house and kick her in the crotch but I don't want to go to jail.
I got rid of them by asking what her last name was and looking her up so I could give them her home phone number. (heheh). And I got an airhorn for the rude ones, which some of you didn't think was funny, but it worked, too.
The calls stopped for almost 2 months and then started up again just recently. That stupid bitch is still giving out my phone number as hers whenever she doesn't want to be contacted. I get spam texts that say "thank you for registering for your free $500 target gift card" and someone just called to give me information Miranda had requested about "going to college."
I'd love to show up at her house and kick her in the crotch but I don't want to go to jail.
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Re: Ugh. The Miranda calls are back.
RAWR!
House / Baby blog
1. Call Miranda and leave her a message:
"Hi, Miranda! I'm concerned that you're missing some of your calls because you keep giving out my number instead. On Saturday, James called and said you're a bitch. On Sunday, Target text you that you won a million dollars." And so on
2. Start calling Miranda and asking for someone else.
I made a bio?!?
Is your number something easy, or regular (like 555-1234 kinda deal)? I would want to track down Miranda and kick her too.
We'll just not tell H about this little fact, m'kay?
We have got to figure out Miranda's last name and number so we can register her for every gym membership, political database and free vacation giveaway we can find.
[QUOTE]Two ideas: 1. Call Miranda and leave her a message: "Hi, Miranda! I'm concerned that you're missing some of your calls because you keep giving out my number instead. On Saturday, James called and said you're a bitch. On Sunday, Target text you that you won a million dollars." And so on 2. Start calling Miranda and asking for someone else.
Posted by npasquale16[/QUOTE]
I love this and the fish idea. Probably a combination of the two.
My number isn't easy at all. She's intentionally giving it out. It was probably her old number or something. I get calls from the hospital about unpaid bills (they stopped when I gave them her home number).
In funnier news, I searched "recourse for someone giving out your phone number" and the first hit on Google was "Is there any legal recourse if someone steals your weed?"
[QUOTE]We have got to figure out Miranda's last name and number so we can register her for every gym membership, political database and free vacation giveaway we can find.
Posted by BecW2be[/QUOTE]
I have it. Let's do it. I wish cell phones were searchable because that would be even better.
Holy chit. I just looked her up on FB and we have a mutual friend.
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Is Miranda one of those with tons of friends just to be "popular" on FB? You should try to friend her, Heels. Then you can find out tons more information and we'll start registering her on spam lists and the like.
[QUOTE]Sure! Holy chit. I just looked her up on FB and we have a mutual friend.
Posted by goheels05[/QUOTE]
Oooooo, since she's a friend of a friend you can probably see LOTS. And, like, write on her wall and stuff. Maybe see her current phone number.... You should add her.
We'll just not tell H about this little fact, m'kay?
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Ugh. The Miranda calls are back. : I love this and the fish idea. Probably a combination of the two. My number isn't easy at all. She's intentionally giving it out. It was probably her old number or something. I get calls from the hospital about unpaid bills (they stopped when I gave them her home number). In funnier news, I searched "recourse for someone giving out your phone number" and the first hit on Google was <strong>"Is there any legal recourse if someone steals your weed?"</strong>
Posted by goheels05[/QUOTE]
<div>Well? Don't keep us hanging....is there any legal recourse for this? WE NEED TO KNOW!</div>
[QUOTE]Sure! Holy chit. I just looked her up on FB and we have a mutual friend.
Posted by goheels05[/QUOTE]
This is when you know your town is too small.
[QUOTE]I used to give my old married name and FuckEX's number to any guy who asked for my number in a bar. He kept asking me if I was doing it, but never once got smart enough to give them my real number! Dumbass. Is Miranda one of those with tons of friends just to be "popular" on FB? You should try to friend her, Heels. Then you can find out tons more information and we'll start registering her on spam lists and the like. :)
Posted by BecW2be[/QUOTE]
Yes, she has over 1,000 friends. I hope this isn't really her, because it's not the same one who's number I've been giving out. Her first name isn't Miranda, it's her middle name, so I asked our mutual friend if she goes by Miranda. If so, I have a dilemma.
Pirate, me too! Is it those Publishers Sweepstakes assholes?
Rach, the technical answer is "U R an idiot." Word for word.
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Ugh. The Miranda calls are back. : Rach, the technical answer is "U R an idiot." Word for word.
Posted by goheels05[/QUOTE]
<div>Dang...because I....i mean, my friend....was wondering. <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-innocent.gif" border="0" alt="Innocent" title="Innocent" /></div>
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Ugh. The Miranda calls are back. : Pirate, me too! Is it those Publishers Sweepstakes assholes?
Posted by goheels05[/QUOTE]
collection agency out of Arizona. Or lots of "thnx for signing up for..." texts (txt STOP to unsubscribe is ususally involved)
House / Baby blog
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Ugh. The Miranda calls are back. : Yes, she has over 1,000 friends. I hope this isn't really her, because it's not the same one who's number I've been giving out.
Posted by goheels05[/QUOTE]
Maybe she changed it to get rid of all those pesky callers once you started sending them back. =P
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I like the idea that you start calling her, asking for you. Call her friends who call you and ask if she is there. At like, four in the morning. Nightly.
Seriously, just change your number to an unlisted one-- or if you can, get a new number in a family member's name instead of yours for a while.
Her friends sound "challenged".