Bridesmaid Chose Wedding Date for 2 Weeks After Our Wedding

mwhitson14 · December 2009

Anna, dear. Even all the ribbon wanding in the world can't hide the fattiness. Now balloon arches holds some possibilities. . .

Aww poo, that it's not STL. That's like, right next door to me. I iz broke Jess.

[Deleted User] · December 2009

See. This is one instance where I think a cage fight would be so beneficial. Since you are all so fat, it will help you not only settle this fight, but you will burn a ton of calories as well. I'd be happy to supply the cage. Does anybody have any butter?

Nebb · December 2009

Huh, well this was an interesting read. Good to know im fat because I chat online with my friends, I learn something new everyday.

lazybride21 · December 2009

Wrong JessandTrav...I finished graduate school years ago, remember?

Mwhitson: No one is "busted" but you...and I wouldn't doubt that your going to look pretty busted on your wedding day shuffling down the aisle with your cankles and ass dragging behind you. Too bad camo can't cover your personality...hell, it doesn't even cover you face in that pic.

GOSH, I finally figured out what these boards are for...to take whatever anger you have about your pathetic lives out on other people! Awesome!

I'd be willing to bet that none of you are even engaged...just wishing and hoping that someone will like you for the ugly people you are.

JessAndTrav · December 2009

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_bridesmaid-chose-wedding-date-2-weeks-after-wedding?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:6d84b4b2-940b-480a-944f-c5e4d222148fPost:f0b8fcb4-7bc5-408d-9a67-edc316ee0ed5">Re: Bridesmaid Chose Wedding Date for 2 Weeks After Our Wedding</a>:
[QUOTE]See. This is one instance where I think a cage fight would be so beneficial. Since you are all so fat, it will help you not only settle this fight, but you will burn a ton of calories as well. I'd be happy to supply the cage. Does anybody have any butter?
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

DED.

mwhitson14 · December 2009

Nebb, I don't think you do learn, because not only are we fat, have boring sex lives, we also can't read. So I doubt you even read the post.

JessAndTrav · December 2009

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_bridesmaid-chose-wedding-date-2-weeks-after-wedding?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:6d84b4b2-940b-480a-944f-c5e4d222148fPost:8427af05-d1c4-4ce5-9c8c-7197658acdc4">Re: Bridesmaid Chose Wedding Date for 2 Weeks After Our Wedding</a>:
[QUOTE]Wrong JessandTrav...I finished graduate school years ago, remember? Mwhitson: No one is "busted" but you...and I wouldn't doubt that your going to look pretty busted on your wedding day shuffling down the aisle with your cankles and ass dragging behind you. Too bad camo can't cover your personality...hell, it doesn't even cover you face in that pic. GOSH, I finally figured out what these boards are for...to take whatever anger you have about your pathetic lives out on other people! Awesome! I'd be willing to bet that none of you are even engaged...just wishing and hoping that someone will like you for the ugly people you are.
Posted by lazybride21[/QUOTE]

I'm not engaged. I bough the wedding dress, paid for the venue, booked the photographer, dj, caterer and everything, but I don't even have a groom.

You got me! I surrender!!!

nda_roxybabe · December 2009

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_bridesmaid-chose-wedding-date-2-weeks-after-wedding?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:6d84b4b2-940b-480a-944f-c5e4d222148fPost:8427af05-d1c4-4ce5-9c8c-7197658acdc4">Re: Bridesmaid Chose Wedding Date for 2 Weeks After Our Wedding</a>:
[QUOTE]Wrong JessandTrav...I finished graduate school years ago, remember? Mwhitson: No one is "busted" but you...and I wouldn't doubt that your going to look pretty busted on your wedding day shuffling down the aisle with your cankles and ass dragging behind you. Too bad camo can't cover your personality...hell, it doesn't even cover you face in that pic. GOSH, I finally figured out what these boards are for...to take whatever anger you have about your pathetic lives out on other people! Awesome! I'd be willing to bet that none of you are even engaged...just wishing and hoping that someone will like you for the ugly people you are.
Posted by lazybride21[/QUOTE]

I already told you I'm not engaged.
The only ugly thing here is your personality

mwhitson14 · December 2009

How does one look busted? I'm so confused! Someone read it to me!

tmm140 · December 2009

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_bridesmaid-chose-wedding-date-2-weeks-after-wedding?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:6d84b4b2-940b-480a-944f-c5e4d222148fPost:f0b8fcb4-7bc5-408d-9a67-edc316ee0ed5">Re: Bridesmaid Chose Wedding Date for 2 Weeks After Our Wedding</a>:
[QUOTE]See. This is one instance where I think a cage fight would be so beneficial. Since you are all so fat, it will help you not only settle this fight, but you will burn a ton of calories as well. I'd be happy to supply the cage. <strong>Does anybody have any butter?</strong>
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

All I've got is Pam....does that count?? I can just continuously spray...

Nebb · December 2009

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_bridesmaid-chose-wedding-date-2-weeks-after-wedding?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:6d84b4b2-940b-480a-944f-c5e4d222148fPost:c17d62e8-c5e4-4cdd-af64-48523dc6d6b2">Re: Bridesmaid Chose Wedding Date for 2 Weeks After Our Wedding</a>:
[QUOTE]Nebb, I don't think you do learn, because not only are we fat, have boring sex lives, we also can't read. So I doubt you even read the post.
Posted by mwhitson14[/QUOTE]
WHAT?? Im sorry I cant read so I dont know what you just said, its all gibberish and shapes. I dont even know what I just typed.

Shiit, I just gained 5 lbs.

JessAndTrav · December 2009

PS: The only reason I can't read isn't because I only have a bachelor's degree.

It's really because my face has gotten so fat from the Twinkies that it's invaded the space around my eyes.

When I open my eyes, all I see is my fat.

ThePinkSuperhero · December 2009

Yay, I love trolls.

[Deleted User] · December 2009

Pam totally counts, but Crisco is better.

JessAndTrav · December 2009

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_bridesmaid-chose-wedding-date-2-weeks-after-wedding?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:6d84b4b2-940b-480a-944f-c5e4d222148fPost:97047506-1b1c-418c-9429-4a9afb877c05">Re: Bridesmaid Chose Wedding Date for 2 Weeks After Our Wedding</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Bridesmaid Chose Wedding Date for 2 Weeks After Our Wedding : WHAT?? Im sorry I cant read so I dont know what you just said, its all gibberish and shapes. I dont even know what I just typed. Shiit, I just gained 5 lbs.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

This just may be my favorite comment that I've pretended to read since I can't read.

Want a corn dog?

lazybride21 · December 2009

All of you are so clever...it's like watching an episode of "More to Love"!

tmm140 · December 2009

There are corn dogs at this shin dig?? Sign me up!

[Deleted User] · December 2009

No. I think it's more like Dance Your Ass Off meets Jersey Shore.

nda_roxybabe · December 2009

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_bridesmaid-chose-wedding-date-2-weeks-after-wedding?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:6d84b4b2-940b-480a-944f-c5e4d222148fPost:84f161fb-a7e1-4b66-8028-f45f3c91b253">Re: Bridesmaid Chose Wedding Date for 2 Weeks After Our Wedding</a>:
[QUOTE]All of you are so clever...it's like watching an episode of "More to Love"!
Posted by lazybride21[/QUOTE]
They're all ridiculously clever and gorgeous on that show? Thanks!

mwhitson14 · December 2009

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_bridesmaid-chose-wedding-date-2-weeks-after-wedding?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:6d84b4b2-940b-480a-944f-c5e4d222148fPost:84f161fb-a7e1-4b66-8028-f45f3c91b253">Re: Bridesmaid Chose Wedding Date for 2 Weeks After Our Wedding</a>:
[QUOTE]All of you are so clever...it's like watching an episode of "More to Love"!
Posted by lazybride21[/QUOTE]

This was such a good comeback. I mean, really. Award winning.

nda_roxybabe · December 2009

If we're so fat I'd like to see a picture of you..

mwhitson14 · December 2009

Silly Roxy, trolls don't have pictures.

[Deleted User] · December 2009

This is her. But at least she's not fat!

tmm140 · December 2009

Maybe she is someone from people of walmart?

nda_roxybabe · December 2009

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_bridesmaid-chose-wedding-date-2-weeks-after-wedding?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:6d84b4b2-940b-480a-944f-c5e4d222148fPost:1ae77e82-9737-49c5-90ce-9534022f6f06">Re: Bridesmaid Chose Wedding Date for 2 Weeks After Our Wedding</a>:
[QUOTE]Silly Roxy, trolls don't have pictures.
Posted by mwhitson14[/QUOTE]
Oh yeaaa :(
Still, what do you think she looks like!? She can look like something even if shes fake...right?

ScarletGem · December 2009

[QUOTE]Wrong JessandTrav...I finished graduate school years ago, remember?
Posted by lazybride21[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]I suppose I should start bragging about having a Masters or working on my doctorate.
Posted by lazybride21[/QUOTE]

Which one is it, that you finished grad school a long time ago, or that you're (not your) working on your PhD now?

Oops, there I go... demonstrating reading comprehension. Maybe I can actually read because I'm actually getting a PhD?

lazybride21 · December 2009

okay girls...this is boring now.

all of you should heavily consider getting lives and stop being nasty to people for no reason.

but thanks for confirming the stereotype that these boards are full of wedding obsessed losers who are really just boring cunts looking for a ignorant debate.

eat a penis..your FH's most certaininly do.

[Deleted User] · December 2009

Eat a penis is my new favorite phrase.

mwhitson14 · December 2009

Why do you say we have no lives? YOU'RE POSTING ON HERE JUST LIKE WE ARE!

nda_roxybabe · December 2009

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_bridesmaid-chose-wedding-date-2-weeks-after-wedding?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:6d84b4b2-940b-480a-944f-c5e4d222148fPost:89bf7a34-256d-4993-b53a-83eb07685e47">Re: Bridesmaid Chose Wedding Date for 2 Weeks After Our Wedding</a>:
[QUOTE]okay girls...this is boring now. all of you should heavily consider getting lives and stop being nasty to people for no reason. but thanks for confirming the stereotype that these boards are full of wedding obsessed losers who are really just boring cunts looking for a ignorant debate. eat a penis..your FH's most certaininly do.
Posted by lazybride21[/QUOTE]

The only one I've seen being nasty here is you. Seriously, calling us fat, bitches, cunts, etc...

You're real classy arent you?

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