open letters?

DodgersBride · July 2010

Dear Out of State Client,

Please put deodorant on or take a shower. I can smell you as soon as you walk in the door. It is cold there should be no excuse your armpit smell to stink of the the entire front lobby.

Thanks,
Worker at the plant

Edit for spelling

wadingmoose · July 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_open-letters-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:5fd779ed-baeb-4d29-9005-12fba14d09c7Post:314a5f68-6d32-4595-ac07-1d874e7b009c">Re: open letters?</a>:
[QUOTE]dear justin bieber, please get out of me. love, the closet
Posted by laladypoet[/QUOTE]

::snort::

The poor closet.

baystateapple · July 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_open-letters-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:5fd779ed-baeb-4d29-9005-12fba14d09c7Post:314a5f68-6d32-4595-ac07-1d874e7b009c">Re: open letters?</a>:
[QUOTE]dear justin bieber, please get out of me. love, the closet
Posted by laladypoet[/QUOTE]

Ha!

wadingmoose · July 2010

Dear sun and weekend,

15 minutes.

I miss you,

Moose

emarston1 · July 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_open-letters-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:5fd779ed-baeb-4d29-9005-12fba14d09c7Post:07d9123b-fbb0-46a7-aed4-24c49716a4f8">Re: open letters?</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: open letters? : Don't front, we all know you have BIEBER FEVER.
Posted by NuggetBrain[/QUOTE]
I have a fever and the only prescription is....MORE COWBELL. Oh wait, I'm mixing up my popculture references. Damn you Justin Bieber!

TurtlesAllTheWayDown · July 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_open-letters-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:5fd779ed-baeb-4d29-9005-12fba14d09c7Post:89b185bd-1298-41a2-9463-28f38613e5da">Re: open letters?</a>:
[QUOTE]Mery -- at a gamer convention in MA, about a year before we met. She was like 15 and they were waiting in line or something and she was crying because of some drama, and he asked her what was wrong and tried to cheer her up. After the convention was over, she decided she was obsessed with him, found him online, collected pictures of him and put them on her FB...found my SN and started talking to me about how "perfect" he was (she was particularly obsessed with his eyes). By that time we were both like "okay, this has to stop". It was one encounter where he was trying to be nice and she completely went off the deep end because of it.
Posted by baystateapple[/QUOTE]

Wow, that's even more crazy than I thought. I was thinking he worked at her school or something.

baystateapple · July 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_open-letters-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:5fd779ed-baeb-4d29-9005-12fba14d09c7Post:63e732ec-c0f4-4872-8aca-a6a550eae128">Re: open letters?</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: open letters? : Wow, that's even more crazy than I thought. I was thinking he worked at her school or something.
Posted by msmerymac[/QUOTE]

I wish. Then there'd at least be a way of complaining to someone. Or getting him transferred.

wadingmoose · July 2010

Dear Moose,

Be happy you never, ever went to gamer conventions. People is weird,

Love,

The interwebz

baystateapple · July 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_open-letters-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:5fd779ed-baeb-4d29-9005-12fba14d09c7Post:f4326ae3-4e8e-47ca-947f-a9cdd6ffcfba">Re: open letters?</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear Moose, Be happy you never, ever went to gamer conventions. People is weird, Love, The interwebz
Posted by wadingmoose[/QUOTE]

Cosigned, Baystate

Sunshine9463 · July 2010

baystate- Is there anyway to talk to her parents or something? Tell them what's been going on? She's only 17 and maybe they could reign in the crazy a bit.

NuggetBrain · July 2010

Seriously though, bunny boiling in the future. If you have any pets, keep those fuckers indoors until she's put on some kind of meds.

sarabear23 · July 2010

Dear IL bugs,

I know you think I'm tasty, but leave me the hell alone! I cant take it anymore, and it's only July. The giant, blotchy, red spots are horrid, and they itch like hell!

kthnx
Sara

baystateapple · July 2010

I honestly thought about that. She lives in NH and doesn't have a license, so it's not like she's a plausible threat. But her parents either seem to not understand that she's crazy, or they have the mentality of "don't poke the crazy." I haven't figured out which it is.

She's like the bratty child who sits in the corner and just throws temper tantrums waiting for someone to come and make a big deal of her. I thought she'd given up; she hadn't pulled any stunts in awhile. But then the other woman comment came up, and it was like...yay, apparently you're still stuck on this.

emarston1 · July 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_open-letters-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:5fd779ed-baeb-4d29-9005-12fba14d09c7Post:626444ce-b5db-40a2-863a-2c8e5c850e1c">Re: open letters?</a>:
[QUOTE]"don't poke the crazy."
Posted by baystateapple[/QUOTE]

Not a funny situation but I did LOL at this.

laladypoet · July 2010

dear moose,

where's your swastika, you swastika lovin antisemite?

love,
mrsE

Sunshine9463 · July 2010

Yea. I mean, wow. That's just so beyond inappropriate. Inappropriate isn't even the right word. You might want to think about a restraining order or at least explaining the weight of the situation to her parents.

You can definitely ignore her, but don't turn a blind eye to what's going on, KWIM?

baystateapple · July 2010

Sunshine -- I'm definitely not turning a blind eye to it. Any written interaction she's had with him or me, or anything she's stated, I've saved. The good news is that she can never really get close to him physically, because of the distance. So there's that at least.

It's almost a relief to have people saying this to me, as sucky as it is to be happening, because most people have been all "she's 17, what could she possibly do? Just get over it!" But she freaks me out.

NuggetBrain · July 2010

17 is not that far from 18, and then they can legally drive wherever they want. Just sayin'.

baystateapple · July 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_open-letters-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:5fd779ed-baeb-4d29-9005-12fba14d09c7Post:9fb83d1e-23a1-4d9c-a3cb-3608e17b35af">Re: open letters?</a>:
[QUOTE]17 is not that far from 18, and then they can legally drive wherever they want. Just sayin'.
Posted by NuggetBrain[/QUOTE]

Uggggghhhhh...I know. Which is why it's really bugging me that she started this crap up again. She had been quiet for like six months. I thought it was over with.

Sunshine9463 · July 2010

Good. That kinda came out wrong btw. Didn't mean to imply that you were turning a blind eye, just to ignore her but keep on top of it. Which you are obviously doing

Yea, I can see where people would excuse the obsession by using her age, buuut this is beyond a little teenage crush here. I'm sorry you're going through this, too. What a crappy situation.

baystateapple · July 2010

No, no, Sunshine. I knew what you mean. No worries.

...I realize that I completely threadjacked with my issues with this chick. I'm sorry about that.

GreenPepperBurger · July 2010

Dear foot,

Please stop hurting.

Thanks,
the body that you're attached to

Celles · July 2010

Dear Calgary,

Just one more week!

Me

smokeybailey · July 2010

Dear margarita man,

Is it really that hard to deliver the machine that makes the delicious frozen strawberry margaritas at the agreed upon time?

love, smokey

Dear Strawberry Margaritas,

Just 2 days until you will be in my tummy. I am looking forward to enjoying you.

thirstily yours,
smokes

playtntsbpg30 · July 2010

   Dear T-Storm,
     Please cool it off but don't take out the internet.
   Thanks
        Me

Dear back/leg pain,

    You can be as painful as you want for the next 8 days but please please go away when I have to drive 20 hrs back home!

   Thank you,
    your hurting-self

WildRumpus · July 2010

Dear 3 year olds,
Stop asking me "why?" every.single.time. I ask you to do something, okay? Please? I'm the adult here.
Love,
Ms Jill

Dear self,
Stop being so flippin' lazy. You have a wedding dress to buy (and fit into). Get on it!
Love,
Me

[Deleted User] · July 2010

dear universe,

why did you kill our friend who left behind a wife and a very ill 1-year-old? hasn't his wife dealt with enough heartache and struggle over the past year?

-stunned

lisarose7 · July 2010

Dear friend's mom,

Stop calling her and harrassing her for money. She's anemic and can't donate any more plasma to make ends meet. You're 55 years old, not 17. If you wanted to move to Vegas to be with your new boyfriend, you should have planned ahead, saved money, and found a job. You shouldn't be sending manipulative text messages and telling her to skip paying her utility bills so she can send money to you. Grow the F up.

Sincerely,
me

WildRumpus · July 2010

Oh Daff, that more than sucks. I'm sorry

smokeybailey · July 2010

Dear Daff,

I'm sorry for your loss as well as your friend's.

Love always,
smoke

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