In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dearest-heels?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:28c3c7f8-14d0-4c57-af8d-0e97343a09c0Post:e4321a86-ae4a-419d-964c-53db692a4cec">Re: Dearest Heels,</a>: [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dearest Heels, : My jaw literally dropped at "which we did" until I finshed the sentence. I'm literally blushing. It's hard to make heels blush. Posted by goheels05[/QUOTE]
"cool......insult my size 2 body or my natural brown hair...or the fact that my parents own a country club, I have no budget for a wedding, and I have horses. I really dont care. Its better then having roots." ~ futurepivko
Dishwasher- top rack only, but this is only for dildos. But a vibrator in there and water will get in the battery compartment and next time you use it you might shock the $hit out of yourself.
Cornstarch? WHAT? This sexpert says no on that one.
Warm water and anti-bacterial soap is all you need. The dishwasher thing is pretty nasty. Hot water or not, I wouldn't want to eat off a plate that shared water with anyone's sex toys.
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dearest-heels?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:28c3c7f8-14d0-4c57-af8d-0e97343a09c0Post:e632e1d7-7f0a-48ac-a7d1-e7c179cd847e">Re: Dearest Heels,</a>: [QUOTE]Dishwasher- top rack only, but this is only for dildos. But a vibrator in there and water will get in the battery compartment and next time you use it you might shock the $hit out of yourself. Posted by picoult81[/QUOTE]
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dearest-heels?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:28c3c7f8-14d0-4c57-af8d-0e97343a09c0Post:e632e1d7-7f0a-48ac-a7d1-e7c179cd847e">Re: Dearest Heels,</a>: [QUOTE]Dishwasher- top rack only, but this is only for dildos. But a vibrator in there and water will get in the battery compartment and next time you use it <strong>you might shock the $hit out of yourself.</strong> Posted by picoult81[/QUOTE]
Hey sexpert, what about ball-gags? Some of them aren't water-tight, and no one wants to suck on a bleach ball. What's the best cleaning method for those?
Taco cat: Always a palindrome. ALWAYS, okay J&K?
"cool......insult my size 2 body or my natural brown hair...or the fact that my parents own a country club, I have no budget for a wedding, and I have horses. I really dont care. Its better then having roots." ~ futurepivko
I think cornstarch for the dildos that are that really rubbery "human-like" material. Anyone know what I'm talkin' 'bout? That's what the guy said at the store, anyway. He seemed like he knew what he was talking about.
Waterproof vibrators are only waterproof to a point. The force of the water in the dishwasher would be pushing it's limits. I guess it could be done, but I wouldn't think it is a chance worth taking.
I lurk on this board for over a year and my first discussion is on a vibrator vs. dildo debate. Well, at least my sexpertise is coming in useful for something.
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dearest-heels?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:28c3c7f8-14d0-4c57-af8d-0e97343a09c0Post:3d42368f-4f92-4811-836a-179e7591aaa6">Re: Dearest Heels,</a>: [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dearest Heels, : Diick lollipops are for losers. I'm going to be walking around with a fully erect male blow up doll. I'm naming him Steve. Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]
Um, everyone knows the only proper blow up doll name is Fred. Did you miss the memo?
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dearest-heels?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:28c3c7f8-14d0-4c57-af8d-0e97343a09c0Post:eb71d9a2-7f8b-4128-b9b6-0b7c3ce3c292">Re: Dearest Heels,</a>: [QUOTE]Hey sexpert, what about ball-gags? Some of them aren't water-tight, and no one wants to suck on a bleach ball. What's the best cleaning method for those? Posted by beatlesgirl25[/QUOTE]
Dear God, I know I biitch a lot about having an office in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, but today I am very thankful, so that my many LOLs will not be judged. Amen.
Doesn't it all just go down the drain anyway. People wash some really nasty moldy bacteria-ridden things in their dishwasher, no? Plus, I saw it on an episode of CSI, so it must be the best way.
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dearest-heels?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:28c3c7f8-14d0-4c57-af8d-0e97343a09c0Post:eb71d9a2-7f8b-4128-b9b6-0b7c3ce3c292">Re: Dearest Heels,</a>: [QUOTE]Hey sexpert, what about ball-gags? Some of them aren't water-tight, and no one wants to suck on a bleach ball. What's the best cleaning method for those? Posted by beatlesgirl25[/QUOTE]
Or what about cockrings? What's the best way to get all of that ball cheese off?
For ball-gag cleaning, I would say rubbing alcohol or the anti-bacterial soap, rinsed very well. Or, you could always pour Vodka on it. Not sure if that would have the same cleansing effect, but it would taste better than the other stuff.
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dearest-heels?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:28c3c7f8-14d0-4c57-af8d-0e97343a09c0Post:097f5ab1-ecf1-4495-a4bf-9c8616c02a89">Re: Dearest Heels,</a>: [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dearest Heels, : Speak for yourself. Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]
"cool......insult my size 2 body or my natural brown hair...or the fact that my parents own a country club, I have no budget for a wedding, and I have horses. I really dont care. Its better then having roots." ~ futurepivko
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dearest-heels?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:28c3c7f8-14d0-4c57-af8d-0e97343a09c0Post:d0342c00-1d18-4e28-a642-82f5b047a859">Re: Dearest Heels,</a>: [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dearest Heels, : She can't right now. Her mouth's a little full. Posted by julezlee[/QUOTE]
Julez FTW!
Taco cat: Always a palindrome. ALWAYS, okay J&K?
"cool......insult my size 2 body or my natural brown hair...or the fact that my parents own a country club, I have no budget for a wedding, and I have horses. I really dont care. Its better then having roots." ~ futurepivko
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dearest-heels?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:28c3c7f8-14d0-4c57-af8d-0e97343a09c0Post:41c78de0-2de6-4877-b578-33ef9cb45129">Re: Dearest Heels,</a>: [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dearest Heels, : Or what about cockrings? What's the best way to get all of that ball cheese off? Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dearest-heels?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:28c3c7f8-14d0-4c57-af8d-0e97343a09c0Post:986e42c4-33c9-4beb-9c3d-bdfcc243a6b3">Re: Dearest Heels,</a>: [QUOTE] Or, you could always pour Vodka on it. Posted by picoult81[/QUOTE]
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dearest-heels?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:28c3c7f8-14d0-4c57-af8d-0e97343a09c0Post:986e42c4-33c9-4beb-9c3d-bdfcc243a6b3">Re: Dearest Heels,</a>: [QUOTE]For ball-gag cleaning, I would say rubbing alcohol or the anti-bacterial soap, rinsed very well. <strong>Or, you could always pour Vodka on it. Not sure if that would have the same cleansing effect, but it would taste better than the other stuff.</strong> Posted by picoult81[/QUOTE]
How about Everclear? The real stuff, not the crap you get in MN (tear). I like it. Get trashed and have some S&M sex at the same time.
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dearest-heels?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:28c3c7f8-14d0-4c57-af8d-0e97343a09c0Post:bae280ee-a44b-459f-9018-d47314c34f79">Re: Dearest Heels,</a>: [QUOTE]Sexpert, how do you prevent the chafing that occurs from handcuffs? Posted by bbyckes[/QUOTE]
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dearest-heels?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:28c3c7f8-14d0-4c57-af8d-0e97343a09c0Post:b430c85b-ec13-4638-81bc-26b6a6b1c338">Re: Dearest Heels,</a>: [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dearest Heels, : Oh my god. Line = crossed. Vom. Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]
I'm a frequent line crosser. You should know this about me by now. I thought we were friends. Hmmph.
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dearest-heels?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:28c3c7f8-14d0-4c57-af8d-0e97343a09c0Post:811969a6-3c18-4e3d-a149-30c3fc002579">Re: Dearest Heels,</a>: [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dearest Heels, : I'm a frequent line crosser. You should know this about me by now. I thought we were friends. Hmmph. Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]
We are friends, but some things you just don't share. Like your ball cheese problem. Oh my god, i can't even write that without shuddering.
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dearest-heels?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:28c3c7f8-14d0-4c57-af8d-0e97343a09c0Post:2b6d2ece-3260-491c-9ae7-eb85cb0bb29c">Re: Dearest Heels,</a>: [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dearest Heels, : Get furry ones...duh? Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]
Leather cuffs?
Btw guys, I totally <em>was</em> joking about the ball-gag. I can't believe no one called me on it!
Taco cat: Always a palindrome. ALWAYS, okay J&K?
"cool......insult my size 2 body or my natural brown hair...or the fact that my parents own a country club, I have no budget for a wedding, and I have horses. I really dont care. Its better then having roots." ~ futurepivko
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dearest-heels?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:28c3c7f8-14d0-4c57-af8d-0e97343a09c0Post:41ac6b73-54ad-4130-b69e-dfbcfbfb8a59">Re: Dearest Heels,</a>: [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dearest Heels, : Leather cuffs? Btw guys, I totally was joking about the ball-gag. I can't believe no one called me on it! Posted by beatlesgirl25[/QUOTE]
I'm calling you on being a liar liar dildo on fire now.
Re: Dearest Heels,
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dearest Heels, : My jaw literally dropped at "which we did" until I finshed the sentence. I'm literally blushing. It's hard to make heels blush.
Posted by goheels05[/QUOTE]
Score! <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-cool.gif" border="0" alt="Cool" title="Cool" />
Taco cat: Always a palindrome. ALWAYS, okay J&K?
"cool......insult my size 2 body or my natural brown hair...or the fact that my parents own a country club, I have no budget for a wedding, and I have horses. I really dont care. Its better then having roots." ~ futurepivko
Cornstarch? WHAT? This sexpert says no on that one.
Warm water and anti-bacterial soap is all you need. The dishwasher thing is pretty nasty. Hot water or not, I wouldn't want to eat off a plate that shared water with anyone's sex toys.
[QUOTE]Dishwasher- top rack only, but this is only for dildos. But a vibrator in there and water will get in the battery compartment and next time you use it you might shock the $hit out of yourself.
Posted by picoult81[/QUOTE]
What if it's a waterproof vibrator?
Everything the light touches is my kingdom.
[QUOTE]Dishwasher- top rack only, but this is only for dildos. But a vibrator in there and water will get in the battery compartment and next time you use it <strong>you might shock the $hit out of yourself.</strong>
Posted by picoult81[/QUOTE]
The thought of this makes me shiver.
Taco cat: Always a palindrome. ALWAYS, okay J&K?
"cool......insult my size 2 body or my natural brown hair...or the fact that my parents own a country club, I have no budget for a wedding, and I have horses. I really dont care. Its better then having roots." ~ futurepivko
I lurk on this board for over a year and my first discussion is on a vibrator vs. dildo debate. Well, at least my sexpertise is coming in useful for something.
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dearest Heels, : Diick lollipops are for losers. I'm going to be walking around with a fully erect male blow up doll. I'm naming him Steve.
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]
Um, everyone knows the only proper blow up doll name is Fred. Did you miss the memo?
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[QUOTE]Hey sexpert, what about ball-gags? Some of them aren't water-tight, and no one wants to suck on a bleach ball. What's the best cleaning method for those?
Posted by beatlesgirl25[/QUOTE]
Speak for yourself.
Everything the light touches is my kingdom.
I know I biitch a lot about having an office in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, but today I am very thankful, so that my many LOLs will not be judged. Amen.
[QUOTE]Hey sexpert, what about ball-gags? Some of them aren't water-tight, and no one wants to suck on a bleach ball. What's the best cleaning method for those?
Posted by beatlesgirl25[/QUOTE]
Or what about cockrings? What's the best way to get all of that ball cheese off?
Everything the light touches is my kingdom.
For ball-gag cleaning, I would say rubbing alcohol or the anti-bacterial soap, rinsed very well. Or, you could always pour Vodka on it. Not sure if that would have the same cleansing effect, but it would taste better than the other stuff.
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dearest Heels, : Speak for yourself.
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]
She can't right now. Her mouth's a little full.
Planning
Married*With Super 8 video*
Blog
Taco cat: Always a palindrome. ALWAYS, okay J&K?
"cool......insult my size 2 body or my natural brown hair...or the fact that my parents own a country club, I have no budget for a wedding, and I have horses. I really dont care. Its better then having roots." ~ futurepivko
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dearest Heels, : She can't right now. Her mouth's a little full.
Posted by julezlee[/QUOTE]
Julez FTW!
Taco cat: Always a palindrome. ALWAYS, okay J&K?
"cool......insult my size 2 body or my natural brown hair...or the fact that my parents own a country club, I have no budget for a wedding, and I have horses. I really dont care. Its better then having roots." ~ futurepivko
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dearest Heels, : Or what about cockrings? What's the best way to get all of that ball cheese off?
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]
Oh my god. Line = crossed. Vom.
Everything the light touches is my kingdom.
[QUOTE] Or, you could always pour Vodka on it.
Posted by picoult81[/QUOTE]
Well, that's redundant.
[QUOTE]For ball-gag cleaning, I would say rubbing alcohol or the anti-bacterial soap, rinsed very well. <strong>Or, you could always pour Vodka on it. Not sure if that would have the same cleansing effect, but it would taste better than the other stuff.</strong>
Posted by picoult81[/QUOTE]
How about Everclear? The real stuff, not the crap you get in MN (tear). I like it. Get trashed and have some S&M sex at the same time.
Everything the light touches is my kingdom.
[QUOTE]Sexpert, how do you prevent the chafing that occurs from handcuffs?
Posted by bbyckes[/QUOTE]
Get furry ones...duh?
Everything the light touches is my kingdom.
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dearest Heels, : Oh my god. Line = crossed. Vom.
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]
I'm a frequent line crosser. You should know this about me by now. I thought we were friends. Hmmph.
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dearest Heels, : I'm a frequent line crosser. You should know this about me by now. I thought we were friends. Hmmph.
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]
We are friends, but some things you just don't share. Like your ball cheese problem. Oh my god, i can't even write that without shuddering.
Everything the light touches is my kingdom.
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dearest Heels, : Get furry ones...duh?
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]
Leather cuffs?
Btw guys, I totally <em>was</em> joking about the ball-gag. I can't believe no one called me on it!
Taco cat: Always a palindrome. ALWAYS, okay J&K?
"cool......insult my size 2 body or my natural brown hair...or the fact that my parents own a country club, I have no budget for a wedding, and I have horses. I really dont care. Its better then having roots." ~ futurepivko
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dearest Heels, : Leather cuffs? Btw guys, I totally was joking about the ball-gag. I can't believe no one called me on it!
Posted by beatlesgirl25[/QUOTE]
I'm calling you on being a liar liar dildo on fire now.
Everything the light touches is my kingdom.