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Confession-Inspired Questions
The title is pretty self explanatory. Answer the questions hoars!
1. What is your number. You know "number". No one will judge you. But spill!
2. Where is the craziest place you've ever done the deed? If you're still a virgin, where's the craziest place you've ever made out?
3. Rate your sex life with your SO on a scale of 1-10. Explain.
4. Have you ever been worried you'd get fired over the amount of time you spent on TK?
5. Who is your favorite Knottie?
6. Who is your least favorite Knottie?
7. Give us one opinion of yours that is sure to be controversial on this board.
8. What is the single sluttiest outfit you wear?
9. What is your relationship like with your mother?
10. Tell us your deep down, controversial opinion of e-rings.
11. Would you judge someone who's e-ring stone was very small or very large?
12. How small was the smallest peen you've ever seen? The biggest?
13. How frequently does your SO make you O?
14. Give us a drunken hookup story.
15. Tell us something weird about your body.
Andddddd go!
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Re: Confession-Inspired Questions
14- I counted a couple times, because I was afraid that Andrew was going to be unlucky 13!
I'm totally lame. I haven't done it anywhere cool. Shower, camping in a tent, you know...the usual.
Hm. Andrew has definitely been my favorite partner. However, I still have body issues- and his last girlfriend hated sex and would NEVER let him finish. He NEVER finished with her. Weird, right? So he doesn't initate nearly enough. And the last TWO times our protection has fallen off...I'm afraid this will make things worse. So I would give it a 6 right now...which is better then when I feared it with my ex.
WITHOUT A DOUBT! But I'm leaving soon...so it doesn't matter. And I've come to terms with the fact that it doesn't appear they ever check surfing records. I'm feeling kinda guilty today, but not bad enough to stop.
I'm particulary fond of NurseyK- she is one of the first people I PM'd- and the first person I was REALLY excited for when she got engaged (I can't tell you how excited I am for some of you other regs to get engaged)
As I said before- this question gives me the heebeejeebeeze. I guess if I HAD to answer it- I would say Audgie. I'm afraid she's going to have to talk to me about some of the inaapropraite things I say someday.
7. Give us one opinion of yours that is sure to be controversial on this board.
I'm pro buying a house with FI before marraige! I'm pro-choice. I'm pro-death penalty. I'm pro-doctor assisted suicide.
I'm not really that slutty- However I did wear a low cut shirt on a date and it made him uncomfortable. We were going to a sharks hockey game- so I told him he could buy me a sweatshirt- so he did.
I have a pretty great relationship with my mother. Although it's by NO means perfect.
I really like mine- and I wish instead of a .3 center diamonds I was getting a 1 carat stone.
Not if it was small- but I would judge if it was HUGE, but they may just feel it's really pretty. I think HUGE stones aren't very pretty...and might wonder if they have insecurity issues and want to show the world that they are "well to do."
The smallest...well...true story. My first was about 4 inches. When I was with my second boyfriend- the first time we did it- it hurt. In fact, I bled. And he was like, "What?! You told me you weren't a virgin!" Biggest? probably 7 inches- which I think is perfect.
Don't have any. I've also been completey sober. In fact- my only one night stand was in the morning- after a full night to consider if I wanted to do it.
Um...I have a beauty mark on my left ta-ta?
13... Daniel was LUCKY number 13
10, seriously... I have had men with more experience, but with Daniel everything is better. I always have atleast one O and he is very in to pleaig me. I can't complain!
Shoes is hilarious and wise, Audge is blunt and I like that, And Lunar is very compoassionate. But I really like everyone on here a lot!
I dont have on yet. I am still kind of a newbie. But there are a couple inching their way onto a not so nice list.
7. Give us one opinion of yours that is sure to be controversial on this board.
I'm pro buying a house with FI before marraige! I'm pro-choice. <- This... And I am catholic and feel no need to wait until marriage for sex. I like sex and I need to know we are compatible in that area before I commit my life to someone.
I enjoy a good short tight low/no back dress. Especially now that my weight is under control I like my back and my booty so I like to show them off
Sucks, she is nice 70% of the time but the other 30% is so horrible that I ignore her as often as possible!
I think diamonds are over rated. In my first engagment my ring was a huge nearly perfect 1carat stone cut low to look about 1.5 carats. The ring didn't mean he loved me more and the relationship was crap. With BF we decided to save the money and he pick a pink amethyst ring for me... It is gorgeous and I cried when I tried it on. It is perfect! If I could have anything though a pink diamond would be cool, but soooo not worth the money.
Never, I am not eve going to have a diamond. The ring symbolizes the love you share. Size (at least in this area) does not matter.
Smallest, looked like half of an oscar meyer hot dog, I didn't even know when he was finished because it did nothing for me
Biggest, about 9inches long and about 2 1/2 inches think... Scary at first but man that was a fun night! lol Neither are BF.
Everytime, at least once. It is a goal of his to make sure I have at least one if not 3-4 before he finishes. God love him!
I have a freckle on my left breast that seems to be new. I actually have a lot of freckles for someone with olive skin!
Nope! My job hasn't started yet, so noissues.
I am frightened of mutley. Because she hated me at first, so now whenever she posts I get a little scared.
1. What is your number. 2.
2. Where is the craziest place you've ever done the deed? Backseat of his car... pulled over on the interstate, I think.
3. Rate your sex life with your SO on a scale of 1-10. Explain. Ugh. I would give us a 3 perhaps. We don't really have much of one lately.
4. Have you ever been worried you'd get fired over the amount of time you spent on TK? Nope. But I don't/can't knot at work.
5. Who is your favorite Knottie? Schiano, Leia, Deburnin, GPB, and almost everyone else. I hate questions like this. They make me feel like a horrible person when I don't list everyone.
6. Who is your least favorite Knottie? Ummm... I think I'd rather not say at this point. Yes, I am wimping out on this one. Sorry.
7. Give us one opinion of yours that is sure to be controversial on this board. I judge people who are under about 23 when they get engaged. Sorry, I know this applies to several girls on here and I typically rescend my judgment when I learn their stories, but at face value... yeah. Under 23 is too young.
8. What is the single sluttiest outfit you wear? I don't really wear slutty stuff. Just NMS.
9. What is your relationship like with your mother? Steadily improving over the past few years, but could be better.
10. Tell us your deep down, controversial opinion of e-rings. Diamonds suck. They're just a scam.
11. Would you judge someone who's e-ring stone was very small or very large? Haha. I've judged both before. Very tiny or overly huge. Generally, though, I don't judge.
12. How small was the smallest peen you've ever seen? The biggest? In person? Both guys I've been with were similar in size, and pretty average.
13. How frequently does your SO make you O? Hardly ever.
14. Give us a drunken hookup story. I told one last week. *blows raspberry*
15. Tell us something weird about your body. I have a mole on my ass. Does that count?
Sheeeesh. That was long.
5
Outside on a trampoline
8..I love BF, and when we have sex it is great..but we don't have a crazy sex life because we're always so tired from work or we're busy.
EDITED: I'm too new to have favorites, because I keep wanting to add to this list. When I'm around longer I'll narrow it down
I don't dislike anyone on this board, other boards I do.
I think BMs SHOULD do more than just buy a dress and show up. I'm 100% pro-choice. That's about as controversial as I am lol.
Nothing
Very good. I tell her literally everything. I think she favors my younger sister though..and doesn't hide it very well.
I want moissanite. BF wants diamond. I think diamonds are overrated (price wise) and moissanite has more fire and luster anyway.
TBH I've judged in the past, but as I get older I realize the ring doesn't matter.
Bhahah. My ex's was pretty small, that was the source of most of our fights. He was really self-conscious about it and it was hard for me to..ya know. The biggest is a tie between BF (honestly) and some kid I hooked up with when I was a junior in college.
I've only had one one-night stand and it was with one of my best guy friends (fail) and it was homecoming in college and we were all blacked out. I barely remember it. Luckily, it didn't affect our friendship at all.
My ribs stick out weird. When I AW some vaca pics I'm sure you'll see. It's not really bad, but bad enough that I've always been bothered by it.
My number is 0..I'm boring
Umm...yeah we haven't done anything crazy. We are a boring couple lol
Even though I've gained about 50 lbs since starting school my boobs have stayed the same size they were when I was 120 lbs.
hot tub on a fairly secluded hotel balcony
6. It's better with him than the previous three, but I'm not into sex very much.
Yes.
Oh I hate these questions, but on NEY I'd say Desert, Elle, and Zip. But I love you all.
Oh man, I'll think about it and come back.
I've totally lost my slut factor. I used to wear mini skirts, knee high boots, and a knee length jacket with fake fur trim in college. These days it would probably come down to a low-cut top and tight jeans.
While I'd never say anything to them, I have been known to judge very gaudy rings.
I don't look that closely. All about the same to me.
My feet naturally turn outwards, which is awesome for ballet or figure skating. Even though I'm horribly inflexible, I have decent turnout.
I haz a planning bio
2. Where is the craziest place you've ever done the deed? If you're still a virgin, where's the craziest place you've ever made out?In a hot tub, while my parents were at the pool about 50 feet away. Hey, don't judge!
3. Rate your sex life with your SO on a scale of 1-10. Explain.I'd give it a 3. We're recovering from some ED issues he had a couple years ago, so honestly, it's 50 times better than it was back then.
4. Have you ever been worried you'd get fired over the amount of time you spent on TK?Yes, almost daily.
5. Who is your favorite Knottie?Cate. She seems to speak my language, is generally level-headed, and makes me laugh regularly.
6. Who is your least favorite Knottie?Those stupid trolls that don't write in complete sentences and just come here to get us all riled up.
7. Give us one opinion of yours that is sure to be controversial on this board.I'll give you two. I'm pro-choice and I'm anti-death penalty. How's that for a conundrum?
8. What is the single sluttiest outfit you wear?Ha, I tend to think anything showing cleaveage is slutty (for me, not on others). I have a skin-tight sweater dress with a cowl neck that feels slutty because it is tight and short. I've worn it exactly once.
9. What is your relationship like with your mother?Good. I appreciate her more the older I get, though she definitely scarred my sister and I for life.
10. Tell us your deep down, controversial opinion of e-rings.Um, they are awesome and I can't wait to have one. I'm ok with a large, blingy thing on my hand screaming I"M TAKEN!!!
11. Would you judge someone who's e-ring stone was very small or very large?Only if it was bigger than mine... just kidding. To each his/her own!
12. How small was the smallest peen you've ever seen? The biggest?OMG, as you can imagine because of my answer to #1, I've seen plenty (god I sound like a HOAR). Smallest was seriously so small I couldn't tell if we were actually having sex. Biggest was so painful that I had to break up with him because I could not have sex with him ever again.
13. How frequently does your SO make you O?Once a month? (Keep in mind we're only doing it 2-4 times a month).
14. Give us a drunken hookup story.See the post about spring break embarrasing stories.
15. Tell us something weird about your body.I got nothing for this one... Second toe is almost longer than the first. That's all I can think of.
Still here and still fabulous!
2. Where is the craziest place you've ever done the deed? uhhh. . . the living room of my townhouse junior year of college. Not so bad in and of itself, but it was only about 10pm and the 4 other (very Christian) girls I lived with were still mostly awake. And then there was a fire drill. . . I've never gotten dressed so fast. They didn't like me much after they found the condom wrapped under the living room chair.
3. Rate your sex life with your SO on a scale of 1-10. Explain.Maybe a 4. We're not doing it much lately. I haz a sad.
4. Have you ever been worried you'd get fired over the amount of time you spent on TK?No, I can't really get fired as a grad student. . . but it does take away from my productivity a lot.
5. Who is your favorite Knottie? It is a tie between Elle and MotoLyn. And a close second for about 10 others.
6. Who is your least favorite Knottie?I can't answer this without ruffling feathers.
7. Give us one opinion of yours that is sure to be controversial on this board.Getting engaged after only dating for a year is too soon. Knowing you want to marry someone, fine, but actually getting engaged at that point in my opinion is too much. And expecting it at that point seems desperate.
8. What is the single sluttiest outfit you wear?Out of the house or in the bedroom? I'll answer both, since it wasn't specified. Out of the house: Super short black dress with a deep v-neck and 4 inch heels (my fave outfit for bachelorette parties). In the bedroom: nothing too special, I only have a few pieces of black lacy lingerie.
9. What is your relationship like with your mother?Pretty good. We don't talk as much as we used to, but not strained in any way.
10. Tell us your deep down, controversial opinion of e-rings.I think solitares are boring and all look the same.
11. Would you judge someone who's e-ring stone was very small or very large?Small no. Large, yes. . . there is your down payment for a house, girl!
12. How small was the smallest peen you've ever seen? The biggest?Maybe 4 inches. Probably like 9 inches and girthy. It was scary. Fun fact: he was the worst sex I ever had.
13. How frequently does your SO make you O?Every time we do it.
14. Give us a drunken hookup story.I had my eye on a guy for a while in college and he was hesitant to hook up with me. I drunkenly told him that I could make him c*m in 30 minutes or less. Long story short, he basically ran out of the bar back to my place and I delivered on my promise. I don't remember much of this hook up, and kind of regret it b/c of that.
15. Tell us something weird about your body.My right boob is smaller than my left by a pretty good amount.
Married Bio
I don’t have one. I have even only every kissed one guy. 2. Where is the craziest place you've ever done the deed? If you're still a virgin, where's the craziest place you've ever made out?
Next to the highway behind a sand barn. It was night and some road workers pulled off the freeway to check if we were ok. It was really embarrassing because they knew exactly what we were doing. *Blushes* I was wearing a skirt too. Good things they pull down fast!3. Rate your sex life with your SO on a scale of 1-10. Explain.
We aren’t having sex. But when we do have sexy time it is pretty good. 7-8 4. Have you ever been worried you'd get fired over the amount of time you spent on TK?
Not really. I do a good job. I don’t knot when I am busy and I get my sh!t done! 5. Who is your favorite Knottie?
Hmmm… I’d say Elle, Desert (Though I kind of fear her at the same time), Lunar, Auntie, and Hope. But I really love you all. 6. Who is your least favorite Knottie?
I really like you all. There are a few girls on the SB board who I don’t really like.
7. Give us one opinion of yours that is sure to be controversial on this board.
I am pro-life. A Conservative and I like Sarah Palin. Don’t shoot me!!!8. What is the single sluttiest outfit you wear?
I own it. It is hanging in my closet. I have only wore it once, and that was too a club. It is a dress, white on the top and black on the bottom. It clings to every curve. And I mean every curve. I love it. I just can’t wear it anywhere
Not so awesome. There are times when it is fine and then there are other times when all hell breaks loose! 10. Tell us your deep down, controversial opinion of e-rings.
I don’t want a diamond. I want a pretty colored stone 11. Would you judge someone who's e-ring stone was very small or very large?
No. I’m more like OMG your ENGAGE!!!! *Drool* 12. How small was the smallest peen you've ever seen? The biggest?
I have really only every seen on. Though I must say those Greek statues have some pretty small peen. 13. How frequently does your SO make you O?
Almost every time we do something. However, it is an on and off thing. Sometimes we don’t do anything for a long time and then we do it a lot, feel guilty and stop. 14. Give us a drunken hookup story.
Don’t have any. Though I cam very close in Ireland. Thank God I was sober enough to be smart and say no. (I was dating the BF)
15. Tell us something weird about your body.
I have a butterfly shaped birthmark on my back, a tramp stamp.
Married! May 27th, 2012
On a 4 wheeler in the woods or outside of my dad's apartment in BF's truck.
Sheesh.. most of you know my story. I'd say a 3. There is definitely room for improvement.
The thought crossed my mind. I'm pretty sure they don't monitor that here. ::fingers crossed::
I like everyone for different reasons. Lunar is all around great. Shoes is hilarious. Liv, Hazel, Allusive and many others give great advice and are very insightful (so are Lunar and shoes of course!)
This might only be controversial to some but I am a firm believer in living together and sleeping with each other before marriage. Those are two things that you need to be compatible with.
I guess I look pretty slutty when I wear any low cut shirt with my VS push up bra. I'm pretty busty and the push up just makes it better. I'm not happy with the rest of my body so I haven't been slutting it up lately.
It used to be horrible. When I was younger I was brainwashed by my father to hate her and not want her around. These days mama dukes and I are pretty tight.
I think they lure a lot of women in and make women think that if they don't have one, their relationship isn't valid.
I do deep down but I try to talk myself out of it.
HAHAHA I was with this guy who's "peen" was about 4 inches long.. hard. I almost LOL'ed when I touched it.
Taking our "3" rating into account, probably about once a week.
I was at a party (obviously drunk) and hooked up with two guys in one night (made out with one, did the yeah with the other).
All of my belly fat gathers above my pants so I have a muffin top even when I don't have anything to hold it up.
[QUOTE] 6. Who is your least favorite Knottie? I can't answer this without ruffling feathers.
Posted by cschiano[/QUOTE]
I think ours might be the same...
I don't think I have anything crazy (yet).
Wellll we aren't having one right now :P
In trouble, yes. Fired, no.
I honestly like just about everyone.
But two of my faves are Paige and Desert.
I wish people would either say "none" or just answer the question rather than say you have someone but you don't want to share.
I don't think I have a least favourite active poster, but sometimes I do see posts sometimes made by people that I don't like. If that makes sense.
I've already said both of these I believe, but I'm extremely pro-life and I don't think having sex before marriage is that beneficial.
I have one low cut black velvet dress. It's definitely an evening date dress. I used to have a dress with a SUPER low cut back but I got rid of it because I only wore it once.
We don't talk.
Here's a confession: I hadn't talked to her for 2 and a half years until about 2 weeks ago. I talked to her with hope that things could change but I was wrong and I don't ever want to talk to her again because I just don't see her changing ever.
I do judge if they're super small and I'm pretty sure that people really can't afford them.
See above.
I don't have expertise in this area :P
N/A
Once when I used to drink and get drunk, I made out with my male friend. He's gay, so we laughed it off the next day.
ETA: I have a better one. I have some weird freckle on the palm of my hand, and no one knows what it is. Not even the doctor.
[QUOTE] Who is your least favorite Knottie? I wish people would either say "none" or just answer the question rather than say you have someone but you don't want to share. body.
Posted by heyimbren[/QUOTE]
Ditto, I think we are all big girls here and can handle if someone doesn't like us. I assume Cate won't get all pissy because I'm not her biggest fan and I wouldn't be mad if someone didn't like me. I'd like to think we are all mature enough that we can answer this question without it turning into a huge deal.
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Confession-Inspired Questions : Ditto, I think we are all big girls here and can handle if someone doesn't like us. I assume Cate won't get all pissy because I'm not her biggest fan and I wouldn't be mad if someone didn't like me. I'd like to think we are all mature enough that we can answer this question without it turning into a huge deal.
Posted by bethsmiles[/QUOTE]
Sorry. I just don't think any good would come from me saying mine. It would probably just cause some unnecessary drama. I don't dislike her enough to want that.
2. Where is the craziest place you've ever done the deed? If you're still a virgin, where's the craziest place you've ever made out?
The back stockroom at work. I've also done it in the stairway of a dorm.
There hasn't been much lately, but when there is, it's def. an 8-9.
4. Have you ever been worried you'd get fired over the amount of time you spent on TK?
Paige, GBP, Desert, and Shoes. Many others have a close second.
6. Who is your least favorite Knottie?
I am pro-choice. I don't understand government at all and barely follow any of it. Oh and I love Twilight.
8. What is the single sluttiest outfit you wear?
I have some lowcut stuff. And a sexy new outfit for BF, that he is getting tomorrow!
We are very close. I tell her pretty much everything.
10. Tell us your deep down, controversial opinion of e-rings.
I probably won't know what it looks like until I get it because BF doesn't want to ring shop together.
No. Not the size of the diamond but the shape of the ring I would judge. Many rings are just NMS.
12. How small was the smallest peen you've ever seen? The biggest?
Smallest was legit 3" hard. It was tiny. Biggest was about 8 but gurthy! As soon as I saw it I said to myself "this is gonna hurt" OMG it hurt wicked bad.
13. How frequently does your SO make you O?
Every time we have sexy time.
14. Give us a drunken hookup story.
BF and I tried to get it on in my jeep in my driveway and there wasn't enough room, so we got out and did it on the lawn in the front of my house. I got up afterwards and threw up right where we were.
I have a birthmark on my back that has freckles in it. My mom calls it my chocolate chip cookie.
If we're counting the number of times that someone's penis has been in my hoohah, three. But, I'd really appreciate dropping one of those because it hurt like a biitch. He had a really tiny penis and was thrusting really fast and it was causing serious chafing. I cut him off after 5 minutes.
2. Where is the craziest place you've ever done the deed? If you're still a virgin, where's the craziest place you've ever made out?
In my boss's basement. See the above story I'd like to cut out. (It wasn't with my boss though. It was with another guy I worked with...)
3. Rate your sex life with your SO on a scale of 1-10. Explain.
Currently, nonexistant. We haven't had sex since we got back together based on when we've seen each other and the fact that my brother was sleeping next to the wall next to us last time we were in a position to do it.
Normally, about an 8. He gives INCREDIBLE oral.
4. Have you ever been worried you'd get fired over the amount of time you spent on TK?
Nah. My job doesn't require I be on the computer, and when I am, I'm usually by myself.
5. Who is your favorite Knottie?
I can't pick. I have a mild crush on Oceana (and wish she'd come back more), and a pretty awesome thing for Desert. But, mostly, I love everyone.
6. Who is your least favorite Knottie?
Trolls. Oh, and those really stupid girls.
7. Give us one opinion of yours that is sure to be controversial on this board.
I refuse to register to vote until I've settled down somewhat. I HATE changing my address, so I'm not doing it unless I have to.
8. What is the single sluttiest outfit you wear?
Teehee. I actually don't have one. But I could do something with a pleated white mini and a low cut tank....and hooker heels.
9. What is your relationship like with your mother?
It goes back and forth. We're okay right now, but if she suggests the military one more time while I'm home, we won't be on speaking terms.
10. Tell us your deep down, controversial opinion of e-rings.
I don't think I have one?
11. Would you judge someone who's e-ring stone was very small or very large?
Nope. Actually, wait. I judge you if it really doesn't look like an e-ring. I love the non traditional stones, but damnit, your e-ring should probs not be confused for a promise ring. I know a girl whose FI bought her ring from a promise ring section. It looks more like a wedding band than an e-ring.
12. How small was the smallest peen you've ever seen? The biggest?
I don't remember. The biggest is BF's...at roughly 7", but it feels GINORMOUS in my vag.
13. How frequently does your SO make you O?
I've hit 8 in one go.
14. Give us a drunken hookup story.
...I'll come back to this later?
15. Tell us something weird about your body.
My boobs are super pointy. Even though they're C's. It's like they never made it over to the rounded out stage of growth. BLAH.
[QUOTE] Confession: When people don't name who their least favorite is but say they have one, I always worry that it's me. I am paranoid. Posted by LivLeighton[/QUOTE]
This. I just know it- they are looking at my stupid LOLCats and saying....
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And maybe that's why they are saying it will ruffle feathers...because I'm a songbird! Oh, I'm just going to die! Haha... Confession: Sometimes I amuse myself more then I should.
ETA: But seriously- sometimes I think...."Hm- is it me? I mean...I really am a PW"
21
In a truck in the parking lot of a Chili's lol
Right now it's like a 1 because I just started a new medication and it killed my libido. It used to be a 10, we have great sex and a very similar sex drive.
No, but I just recently started posting, I'm sure the shiz will hit the fan before long.
Lately, it's been lunar
At least I have the lady balls to admit that CCO has been irking me lately. Sorry girl, I'm sure you're awesome IRL, but the recent posts have come across very whiny.
I secretly hope that one day my dog will run away and never come back.
I've totally been mom-i-fied since having kids.
Terrible. We only tolerate each other because we're related.
I don't have a controversial opinion. I love them and I want one :-D
Absolutely.
3-4" was the smallest, and 10-11" as wide as a baseball bat is the biggest lol
Virtually every single time we have sex. Definitely more often than not.
In high school I went to a party and ended up hooking up with my best friend's boyfriend at the time. I never felt so crappy.
When I lose weight, my boobahs look like deflated balloons
Actual intercourse - 5
2. Where is the craziest place you've ever done the deed?
In a dressing room on a train. BF took me on a surprise b-day trip and he was rewarded on the spot so to speak.
3. Rate your sex life with your SO on a scale of 1-10. Explain.
10! He's the best I've ever had, he is adventurious, we have yet to get bored with each other...and both believe it takes work to have a healthy sex life. (we're willing to put in the work.
4. Have you ever been worried you'd get fired over the amount of time you spent on TK?
Not really.
5. Who is your favorite Knottie?
Toss up between Shoes and Lunar
6. Who is your least favorite Knottie?
I don't think I really dislike anyone on here...but I definitely think I relate better to the more mature ladies!
7. Give us one opinion of yours that is sure to be controversial on this board.
I have a hard time believing that people who wait for marriage (for sex) actually enjoy their sex lives in the long run. How can you know it's the best if you've never tried anything else?
8. What is the single sluttiest outfit you wear?
In public or in the bedroom? Public - I have a cute electric blue dress that is pretty short for me, but I'm generally not very revealing in public. Private - I do have a riding crop and a leather-exque outfit.
9. What is your relationship like with your mother?
We are very close. If she moved out her I would have no problem with her moving in for a couple months. We travel together and we talk almost every day through emails.
10. Tell us your deep down, controversial opinion of e-rings.
I love e-rings. I don't really agree with promise rings and think they are dumb, even though i've worn them 2x before...
11. Would you judge someone who's e-ring stone was very small or very large?
Nope. To each their own.
12. How small was the smallest peen you've ever seen? The biggest?
I have no idea Shoes! It's not like I carry a ruler around. BF pleases me, that's all I need to know.
13. How frequently does your SO make you O?
multiple times a week.
14. Give us a drunken hookup story.
My best guy friend from HS and I hooked up the summer after my freshmen year of college. We had a party at his place and did the deed after everyone went to bed. Needless to say a romantic relationship did not form...but we managed to stay friends.
15. Tell us something weird about your body.
I'm double jointed in my elbows...it seems to freak people out sometimes.
Married Bio
My number is 4. 3 BFs and an eff-buddy. Fairly tame.
A bar bathroom, a T stop parking lot, the front stairwell of my old apartment, and a study lounge in my college dorm. Klass.
At its best it was an 8.5/9. At the moment it is a 6. We do not have it nearly enough (about once a week), and when we do it isn't always great. We have been having issues, and it is showing up in our sex life, which is not shocking. We both recognize it and are working on it (relationship AND sex) so I expect it to be on an upswing soon. Hopefully.
Yes. In reality I would just get yelled at, not fired, but I have certainly had that fear cross my mind. And yet, here I am.
I can't answer this, I love you all.
There really isn't anyone that I dislike. Yes I know I am boring and copping out, I don't care.
I am mostly against abortion, although there are exceptions.
Everything I own shows cleavage. I have amazing cleavage. The sluttiest thing is a corset that I have worn as a Halloween costume or just as a top when going out. Amazing.
Amazing. She is one of my best friends.
I like them. I want one. I don't feel like I would feel "as engaged" without one, even though I know that is ridiculous and not the point of engagement.
No. Unless it was huge and they had been a brat and demanded it. But then I would be judging their personality and spoiled-ness, not their ring itself.
Smallest was probably 5.5/6 inches when hard. That was my eff-buddy. Largest was a random hookup who I didn't have sex with, it was probably 8 or 9 when hard and pretty wide. That was too big. BF's is perfect
Probably every third or fourth time we have sex. So, once every three or four weeks right now, roughly. Don't worry, I have a toy. I use it.
I had a friend from worked that I had hooked up with here and there at parties when I was single, but I had always had a thing for his older brother Chris, who had worked with us for a while too when I was 17. Chris was 6'4'', dark hair, broad shoulders, bright blue eyes, funniest person I have ever met. Yea. So one night, on BF's 24th birthday (this was before we were together, he was still with his ex at the time), we all went out to a bar and Chris happened to be there. I told my friend Kyle that I'd had a crush on Chris since I was 17 and wanted to hook up with him. He told me to go pinch him on the bumbum. So, I proceeded to do a couple shots, and then did just that. Chris turned around and gave me an eyebrow raise, and I said, "Hey cutie, care to step outside for a cigarette?" BF sees this, and since he already had a crush on me at this time and didn't want me to hook up with Chris, hollered, "You already hooked up with his brother!!" Thankfully no one really heard.
I had never, ever, EVER picked someone up before (or since), but Chris and I went outside and I leaned into him and told him I had been attracted to him for a long time and then kissed him. We were chatting nicely, intermingled with some kissing, when all of a sudden behind me I hear the door to the bar burst open and someone puke all over the sidewalk. I turn around, and sure enough it was BF, closely followed by his GF and the other friends we came with, all shouting at me that we had to leave. I could have KILLED BF. Luckily, Chris came to the rescue and said he would drive me. Which he did. And we hooked up in his car for 4 hours and fogged up all the windows.
And that is the story of how BF almost c*ck blocked me. He hates that story.
This is probably TMI, but I am...uh...uneven. One inner labia is longer than the other. Apparently this is fairly common, and can be surgically fixed, but there is a risk of losing sensation in the area. EFF that, TYVM!
2. Where is the craziest place you've ever done the deed? If you're still a virgin, where's the craziest place you've ever made out?
psh...ummm.... car i suppose
6 i guess
4. Have you ever been worried you'd get fired over the amount of time you spent on TK?
Shoes, Liv, Lunar , etc...do I really have to choose??
6. Who is your least favorite Knottie?
I am pro-choice - I don't really pay attention to politics
8. What is the single sluttiest outfit you wear?
ummmm..... probably my jean miniskirt
Effed up. There are days we are like best friends, and other days I want to kill her. The problem stems from i feel like i have to play "Mother" to her
10. Tell us your deep down, controversial opinion of e-rings.
i have no idea what SO is going to pick - we've looked at a couple, so he knows what I like - but his taste is different than mine - so IDK. ....At this point...I don't even care lol
No. I judge on gaudy factor - i'm not a flashy person and just don't see why you would want to attract that much attention to yourself
12. How small was the smallest peen you've ever seen? The biggest?
Hmmm..... probably 3-4...that was pathetic....And I said so, laughed and walked out...yep, i'm a terrible person...
Biggest?? Almost 12" .....That guy and i never did anything...and I'm glad.......
13. How frequently does your SO make you O?
every now and then
14. Give us a drunken hookup story.
oooo i had a shiitty day at work, came home, played drunken skip-bo, went to go have sexy time, then ended up geting reaaally woozy and rolled over and passed out...leaving my ex to fend for himself
I have a similar birthmark on the underside of my thigh that my mother has
Experienced. Guess that won't fly huh ? lol
Craziest would be when I was 19 with my second boyfriend - back when stores in the mall - think it was Belk Lindsey or something - had beds upstairs , it was late near closing and I was wearing a skirt and well..you can figure out the rest. It was awesome.
10. Though we don't get normal sex in as much as I would like - it is purely due to time constraints due to work currently. Other than that I couldn't ask for more. We are both on the same page with everything and are always exploring new things together and with others so it's been an awesome ride
Nope. I don't have access to online while at work so no tempation.
I have several - Paige , Desert , Sapphire , Sassy - and more
Meh I don't think there is a least favorite honestly. Because we are all different we all have different views and that isn't something that is bad nor should it be considered such.
Marriage should be for all people regardless of how you identify - and open relationships and marriages are still valid and can be just as "serious" as traditonal views.
I have a long sleeve shirt with a fishnet top that zippers open over my cleavage - a pinstripe pleated mini school girl skirt and stiletto heeled boots. That's the "worst" - but half my closet could be considered slutty I guess lol.
My mother passed away in 2005 - but most of our life we were very close. She was the one person I knew I could really depend on and she was someone I really admired to be and still to this day she influences my life in positive ways.
I admit I will give a side eye to some people getting engaged under 24 or so - not that there is any magic number , I just believe we all need to get out there and really live our lives before deciding that this is "it". I don't think a ring has to be the most expensive and think there is too much concern focused on the symbol of the relationship vs what the actual relationship is in itself.
Not at all. Just because I don't personally like large rings - I find them unattractive personally to *me* , but thats just an opinion. And vice versa. People consider my ring "small" - and I am fine with that , thats their opinion and have their right to it. No reason to judge anyone based on ring size.
Oh jeeze , um smallest was about 3.5-4inches hard. Lucky for me I just saw it by chance before I slept with the guy haha. Largest was one guy I hooked up with for a few months who was about 11.5 and was HUGE around..it was so painful but I enjoyed the feeling admiteddly , but not on a daily basis. It was kind of dissaponting in a way , because I couldn't give proper oral or do anal sex. It was sad ><
Heh..this is something I can't really explain except to say..He can whenever He wants to..mental conditioning in an amazing thing.
Back in 2004 I was at a gaming coinvention in Las Vegas. My boyfriend at the time had pissed me off earlier in the day so I went to this one party I knew of that other friends were having. I ended up drinking alot and going back to his room - but nothing happened. I stopped myself and him before it went further. One thing I xcould never do was cheat on someone. It's the closest to a drinken hookup I have.
When I bruise my skin turns yellow , for WEEKS and it's rather annoying,
About 5
In the jungle in Malaysia.
I'll say 7 or 8, we go through phases where we are really into to it and then other times not so much.
In trouble maybe, but not fired.
Knotties that I like the most are ones that I feel I have the most in common with or I have similar perspectives to or just think are funny. So, Desert, Tiger, Cate, Paige, Shoes, Liv, Luna, and that is to name a few, there are more as well.
Can't really say I have a least favourite of people that post regularly. There are certainly individual posts that I don't like very much and sometimes I know I'm not going to like a response based on who the poster is and their perspectives. Nothing enough to dislike a person though.
I probably have a ton....I'm pro-choice (not to be confused with pro-abortion), I'm anti-death penalty, I'm open to doctor assisted suicide, essentially I don't think that personal views should infringe on how others choose to live.
I'm pretty busty, so things not mean to look slutty can. Anything tight can get looks.
Great, no real complaints except that we live far apart.
I think they are pointless in today's society. Gettin married is a decision by the couple, the wedding band is what is significant to me. Don't get me wrong, they are pretty and everything but I don't think they should have the degree of emphasis that they have.
A little bit yes, but more if it is very large and gaudy.
No idea about actual size, but more in relation to proportions. I dated a body builder once and was shocked at the lack of proportion. In terms of biggest, nothing excessive, to me everyone has been similar so is that average, I don't know.
Nothing that I can complain about.
I'm not a huge drinker, so this doesn't really apply.
You know how you can make your tongue look like a loop? I can make mine do 3 loops, it freaks FI out.
My Bio - updated 26/3/2011
My Bio - updated 26/3/2011
[QUOTE]<strong>15. Tell us something weird about your body. You know how you can make your tongue look like a loop? I can make mine do 3 loops, it freaks FI out.
</strong>Posted by Hazel_B[/QUOTE]
This....is... />AWESOME! :) LOL, but then again, I'm a nerd like that :-P
[QUOTE]Liv - I know what you mean about secretly thinking that it is yourself that people dislike.
Posted by Hazel_B[/QUOTE]
Me too. I just feel like we are all grown adults and should be able to deal with the fact that maybe people just don't like us. In the same respect I understand why people wouldn't want to pick someone out.