In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_last-time-heard-laughed-hard-fell-off-dinosaur?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:3c286e79-661d-4a84-8dd7-ddd1977a65caPost:d6246ff2-8258-45b7-a5a6-5a0bfe9ac8f6">Re: The last time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.</a>: [QUOTE]"It's pronounced 'nu-cue-lar'. The 's' is silent" Posted by megk8oz[/QUOTE]
Surprised? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet I couldn't be more surprised.
Merry Christmas! Shitter's full!
A lot of people went to college for 7 years. Yeah, they're called DOCTORS.
What'd you DO Richard??????
Richard, who's your favorite Little Rascal? Is it..... Spanky?
Do not mess in the affairs of dinosaurs because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
I love you Missy. Even though you are not smart enough to take online quizzes to find out really important information. ~cew
Undaunted, I knew the game was mine to win. Just like in life, all of my successes depend on me. I'm the man who has the ball, I'm the man who can throw it faster than fuuck. So that is why I am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my ass and suck my diick. Everyone.
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_last-time-heard-laughed-hard-fell-off-dinosaur?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:3c286e79-661d-4a84-8dd7-ddd1977a65caPost:f36f5886-0226-475d-9fab-4dfe9cea9af7">Re: The last time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.</a>: [QUOTE]What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk? Posted by ILoveMilkDuds[/QUOTE] Bhahahaha I love this one and actually remember it.
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_last-time-heard-laughed-hard-fell-off-dinosaur?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:3c286e79-661d-4a84-8dd7-ddd1977a65caPost:b601b383-070a-4aa0-b3ea-999b6ac1c981">Re: The last time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.</a>: [QUOTE]"I've been told that I'm the song bird of my generation" Posted by dmiller9274[/QUOTE]
Oh, you think that's funny? How 'bout I show you my balls right now and you can tell me if they shrunk, huh? No, for your information, I have full-size balls. Next question.
You took me where you went shopping, you jerk! You think I care what store in that sh!tpit dirt mall has the latest Godzilla bootlegs? Do you call eating pizza in the same dive pizzeria every night eating out? Do I give a sh!t when two major comic book labels are crossing over characters, selling two editions of the same book in varied-ink chromium covers? I'm a girl, damn it! I wanna do girly things! Like fix up someone's hair and get phone calls expressing romantic sentiments!
If you fire a WP member, you're against America.
"Meg cracks me up on the regular. Now she gets to do it in two different forums. Yay!!" ~mkrupar
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_last-time-heard-laughed-hard-fell-off-dinosaur?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:3c286e79-661d-4a84-8dd7-ddd1977a65caPost:c38e51de-a901-4776-b805-ede1e19049fb">Re: The last time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.</a>: [QUOTE]The entirety of Denis Leary's song, "Asshole" Song: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no6-vsHgHJg" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no6-vsHgHJg</a> Lyrics: <a href="http://www.stlyrics.com/songs/d/denisleary6392/asshole375206.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.stlyrics.com/songs/d/denisleary6392/asshole375206.html</a> Posted by tidetravel[/QUOTE]
I love you for posting this! This was one of my earworms last week
"I can't stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something like, "Hey, when are you going to pay me that $100 you owe me?" or "Do you have that $50 you borrowed?" Man, quit being so cheap!"
"Honey, I love you, but you got clothes like a fuckin diickhead." "I know one of us has their own personal stylist and the other shoplifts their shiit from Fashionbug. That's what I know."
Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey! Like a spider monkey, go on! Chip, you brought this on yourself, man. Greatest Generation, my ass. Tom Brokaw's a punk. What is wrong with you? Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!
Dear 8 pounds 6 ounces... new born infant Jesus,don't even know a word yet.
I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagles wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk!
Do not mess in the affairs of dinosaurs because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
I love you Missy. Even though you are not smart enough to take online quizzes to find out really important information. ~cew
“I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's just eggs hatching.”
Everyone knows that when you hear a bell ring an angel gets his wings. But what you don't know is that every time you hear a mousetrap snap, an angel gets set on fire.
Re: The last time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.
[QUOTE]"It's pronounced 'nu-cue-lar'. The 's' is silent"
Posted by megk8oz[/QUOTE]
I heart you
Surprised? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet I couldn't be more surprised.
Merry Christmas! Shitter's full!
A lot of people went to college for 7 years. Yeah, they're called DOCTORS.
What'd you DO Richard??????
Richard, who's your favorite Little Rascal? Is it..... Spanky?
Do not mess in the affairs of dinosaurs because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
I love you Missy. Even though you are not smart enough to take online quizzes to find out really important information. ~cew
[QUOTE]What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk?
Posted by ILoveMilkDuds[/QUOTE]
Bhahahaha I love this one and actually remember it.
[QUOTE]"I've been told that I'm the song bird of my generation"
Posted by dmiller9274[/QUOTE]
It's the fuucking Catalina Wine Mixer!
http://tidetravel.weebly.com/index.html
If you fire a WP member, you're against America.
"Meg cracks me up on the regular. Now she gets to do it in two different forums. Yay!!" ~mkrupar
Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no6-vsHgHJg
Lyrics: http://www.stlyrics.com/songs/d/denisleary6392/asshole375206.html
http://tidetravel.weebly.com/index.html
[QUOTE]The entirety of Denis Leary's song, "Asshole" Song: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no6-vsHgHJg" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no6-vsHgHJg</a> Lyrics: <a href="http://www.stlyrics.com/songs/d/denisleary6392/asshole375206.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.stlyrics.com/songs/d/denisleary6392/asshole375206.html</a>
Posted by tidetravel[/QUOTE]
I love you for posting this! This was one of my earworms last week
If you fire a WP member, you're against America.
"Meg cracks me up on the regular. Now she gets to do it in two different forums. Yay!!" ~mkrupar
"I know one of us has their own personal stylist and the other shoplifts their shiit from Fashionbug. That's what I know."
Whatever you hatters be hattin. -Tay Prince
If you fire a WP member, you're against America.
"Meg cracks me up on the regular. Now she gets to do it in two different forums. Yay!!" ~mkrupar
Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!
Like a spider monkey, go on!
Chip, you brought this on yourself, man.
Greatest Generation, my ass. Tom Brokaw's a punk.
What is wrong with you?
Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!
Dear 8 pounds 6 ounces... new born infant Jesus,don't even know a word yet.
I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagles wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk!
Do not mess in the affairs of dinosaurs because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
I love you Missy. Even though you are not smart enough to take online quizzes to find out really important information. ~cew
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