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  • NebbNebb member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_fml-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:3fc8d3ab-65b5-4ff1-8bc6-970955c1df89Post:0bf6db0d-55e3-4ae1-9733-80c054d042f2">Re: FML</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: FML : That's true!  Hopefully with a giant jesus statue and crosses in the background of all of them.
    Posted by anna.oskar[/QUOTE]
    Looking down on her, judging.
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  • anna.oskaranna.oskar member
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    [QUOTE]Please reconsider your wedding plans, and get married in the parking lot of your local Target store.
    Posted by LesPaul[/QUOTE]

    i think this deserves an official "Les is wise" mention
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  • 1ofThoseDays1ofThoseDays
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    I just don't understand people anymore.
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  • MISSCOURTNEY20MISSCOURTNEY20 member
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    I am so offended by your comments and I hope you never get the wedding that you are looking to have in a Catholic church. Ugh! You have made me really sick!!
    And the whole time, my future husband was in the room...... image image
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  • BecW2beBecW2be
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    I said to myself "FML" as I was reading this bulllshit. Then I remembered someone, somewhere in the world found out they had cancer today. Then neither of our situations seemed so bad.

    Stop lying to yourself and to your family and to Jesus.
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  • MISSCOURTNEY20MISSCOURTNEY20 member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_fml-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:3fc8d3ab-65b5-4ff1-8bc6-970955c1df89Post:589fd683-500a-40ab-bb9a-7838be0696d5">Re: FML</a>:
    [QUOTE]I said to myself "FML" as I was reading this bulllshit. Then I remembered someone, somewhere in the world found out they had cancer today. Then neither of our situations seemed so bad. Stop lying to yourself and to your family and to Jesus.
    Posted by BecW2be[/QUOTE]

    Amen.
    And the whole time, my future husband was in the room...... image image
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  • J&K10910J&K10910 member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_fml-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:3fc8d3ab-65b5-4ff1-8bc6-970955c1df89Post:37b3dbb2-8949-4dc2-a5e0-005784156d86">Re: FML</a>:
    [QUOTE]I just don't understand people anymore.
    Posted by 1ofThoseDays[/QUOTE]

    Stick around.  Things tend to get curiouser and curiouser every day. 

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  • NatesGirl16NatesGirl16
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    Wouldn't it be awesome if the OP walked into the church on the day of her wedding and just burst into flames?  That would do a lot more to help conversion than the Jesus McNugget :).


    Seriously, OP, try to have a modicum of self-awareness and at least decide where your personal beliefs stand.
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  • AnysunriseAnysunrise member
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    As someone who's actually atheist, not just when the mood hits me, I think I'm going to have a Hindu ceremony, just because I can. It won't be weird, disrespectful or obnoxiously arrogant of me at all.
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  • jasmineh7777jasmineh7777
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    So, you're upset because your FMIL doesn't want you pretending to be Catholic so you can have a Catholic ceremony?
       I agree with her.

    Now, I think trying to convert anyone is crappy.

    However, I think it's extremely disrespectful of you to make the commitments required to have a Catholic wedding (ie promising to raise your children Catholic, etc.) if you have no intention of doing so.
     I would say lying to a priest is not the best way to start a marriage.
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  • J&K10910J&K10910 member
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    [QUOTE]So, you're upset because your FMIL doesn't want you pretending to be Catholic so you can have a Catholic ceremony?    I agree with her. Now, I think trying to convert anyone is crappy. However, I think it's extremely disrespectful of you to make the commitments required to have a Catholic wedding (ie promising to raise your children Catholic, etc.) if you have no intention of doing so. <strong> I would say lying to a priest is not the best way to start a marriage.</strong>
    Posted by jasmineh7777[/QUOTE]

    If she were atheist, I'd say that wouldn't concern her.  But I would think that's a chance the agnostic in her wouldn't want to take ;)

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  • NatesGirl16NatesGirl16
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    Oh, and OP?  I'm actually Catholic and getting married in a real Catholic church and my pics will be fvcking awesome.  And I didn't even have to lie to Jesus, a priest, my family or, most importantly, myself.

    SCORE ONE FOR ME!
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  • BecW2beBecW2be
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: FML : If she were atheist, I'd say that wouldn't concern her.  But I would think that's a chance <strong>the agnostic in her</strong> wouldn't want to take ;)
    Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

    I thought she said she was marrying an atheist. :)
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  • J&K10910J&K10910 member
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: FML : I thought she said she was marrying an atheist. :)
    Posted by BecW2be[/QUOTE]

    Well played, friend.  Well played.

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  • NatesGirl16NatesGirl16
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: FML : If she were atheist, I'd say that wouldn't concern her.  But I would think that's a chance the agnostic in her wouldn't want to take ;)
    Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]
    Good point, but who knows which one will wake up on the morning after the wedding?  She's got a 50-50 chance of not caring at all! 
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  • AnysunriseAnysunrise member
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: FML : I thought she said she was marrying an atheist. :)
    Posted by BecW2be[/QUOTE]

    <div>Hah! Awesome.</div>
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  • LesPaulLesPaul member
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    And remember, OP - stop, drop, and roll doesn't work in hell.

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  • 1ofThoseDays1ofThoseDays
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    Did you know that statistically 65% of agnostics divorce?  I believe that once you add pretending to be Catholic and not caring about your MFIL, your chance will rise dramatically.  Just something to think about.
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  • 1ofThoseDays1ofThoseDays
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    Oh and she said he was agnostic she was atheist/agnostic.
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  • NatesGirl16NatesGirl16
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    [QUOTE]And remember, OP - stop, drop, and roll doesn't work in hell.
    Posted by LesPaul[/QUOTE]
    WINNNN!
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  • marateamaratea member
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    OP- Even though you clearly don't care about the teachings of the church, by getting married in a church and not believing in/following those teachings, your marriage will be invalid. Forever. Even after Noah's ark and the dinosaurs are gone.
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  • 1ofThoseDays1ofThoseDays
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_fml-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:3fc8d3ab-65b5-4ff1-8bc6-970955c1df89Post:da9cfa78-51b9-436d-9f45-3d67d333c936">Re: FML</a>:
    [QUOTE]And remember, OP - stop, drop, and roll doesn't work in hell.
    Posted by LesPaul[/QUOTE]
    Also they don't serve breakfast in hell.
    <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JdfiJ60DNg">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JdfiJ60DNg</a>
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  • jasmineh7777jasmineh7777
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    From what I understand, the unicorns died because they lied about being Catholic.
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  • AnysunriseAnysunrise member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_fml-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:3fc8d3ab-65b5-4ff1-8bc6-970955c1df89Post:fdb1bfd4-40cf-4d9e-83e3-c9ac90eb34de">Re: FML</a>:
    [QUOTE]Did you know that statistically 65% of agnostics divorce?  I believe that once you add pretending to be Catholic and not caring about your MFIL, your chance will rise dramatically.  Just something to think about.
    Posted by 1ofThoseDays[/QUOTE]

    <div>Really? I found the opposite.</div><div>
    </div><div><a href="http://atheism.about.com/od/atheistfamiliesmarriage/a/AtheistsDivorce.htm">http://atheism.about.com/od/atheistfamiliesmarriage/a/AtheistsDivorce.htm</a></div><div>
    </div><div><a href="http://www.cynical-c.com/?p=7147">http://www.cynical-c.com/?p=7147</a></div><div>
    </div><div><a href="http://www.religioustolerance.org/chr_dira.htm">http://www.religioustolerance.org/chr_dira.htm</a></div><div>
    </div><div>
    </div><div>I did find the one site out of the first page of google that supported what you said though.</div><div>
    </div><div>ETA: Wait, no. It just said that 66% experience a "break up".</div><div>
    </div><div><a href="http://atheismexposed.tripod.com/atheists_divorce.htm">http://atheismexposed.tripod.com/atheists_divorce.htm</a></div>
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  • NatesGirl16NatesGirl16
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    [QUOTE]From what I understand, the unicorns died because they lied about being Catholic.
    Posted by jasmineh7777[/QUOTE]
    True story.  Proof?


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  • NatesGirl16NatesGirl16
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_fml-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:3fc8d3ab-65b5-4ff1-8bc6-970955c1df89Post:68d9a32f-c438-45b1-9b85-d543004e9727">Re: FML</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: FML : Really? I found the opposite. <a href="http://atheism.about.com/od/atheistfamiliesmarriage/a/AtheistsDivorce.htm" rel="nofollow">http://atheism.about.com/od/atheistfamiliesmarriage/a/AtheistsDivorce.htm</a> <a href="http://www.cynical-c.com/?p=7147" rel="nofollow">http://www.cynical-c.com/?p=7147</a> <a href="http://www.religioustolerance.org/chr_dira.htm" rel="nofollow">http://www.religioustolerance.org/chr_dira.htm</a><strong> I did find the one site out of the first page of google that supported what you said though.</strong>
    Posted by Anysunrise[/QUOTE]
    Hehe, statistic fail. 
    <a href="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/images/store/7/13/c783b7f3-356f-4b43-bde5-58f3c7e6a912.large.jpg" title="Click to view a larger photo" onclick="return gSiteLife.LoadForumPage('ForumImage', 'plckPhotoId', 'c783b7f3-356f-4b43-bde5-58f3c7e6a912', 'plckRedirectUrl', gSiteLife.EscapeValue(window.location.href));" class="PhotoLink"> <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/images/store/7/13/c783b7f3-356f-4b43-bde5-58f3c7e6a912.medium.jpg" alt="" /></a>

    Oh, man, I love these pics.
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  • 1ofThoseDays1ofThoseDays
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_fml-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:3fc8d3ab-65b5-4ff1-8bc6-970955c1df89Post:68d9a32f-c438-45b1-9b85-d543004e9727">Re: FML</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: FML : Really? I found the opposite. <a href="http://atheism.about.com/od/atheistfamiliesmarriage/a/AtheistsDivorce.htm" rel="nofollow">http://atheism.about.com/od/atheistfamiliesmarriage/a/AtheistsDivorce.htm</a> <a href="http://www.cynical-c.com/?p=7147" rel="nofollow">http://www.cynical-c.com/?p=7147</a> <a href="http://www.religioustolerance.org/chr_dira.htm" rel="nofollow">http://www.religioustolerance.org/chr_dira.htm</a> I did find the one site out of the first page of google that supported what you said though.
    Posted by Anysunrise[/QUOTE]
    You are correct, I misread.  65% of agnostics never marry.  I apologise for that.
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  • BecW2beBecW2be
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_fml-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:3fc8d3ab-65b5-4ff1-8bc6-970955c1df89Post:f925043b-d2a2-47c3-a7e6-818c6e1f4234">Re: FML</a>:
    [QUOTE]From what I understand, the unicorns died because they lied about being Catholic.
    Posted by jasmineh7777[/QUOTE]

    Lies. They died because Jesus thought they were too horny. :)
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  • jasmineh7777jasmineh7777
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_fml-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:3fc8d3ab-65b5-4ff1-8bc6-970955c1df89Post:5ac732a0-4934-4903-b5e7-6a242b6d40fe">Re: FML</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: FML : Lies. They died because Jesus thought they were too horny. :)
    Posted by BecW2be[/QUOTE]

    haha. Win.
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  • AnysunriseAnysunrise member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_fml-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:3fc8d3ab-65b5-4ff1-8bc6-970955c1df89Post:02fdce76-594c-4262-a04d-cd1b86ddc162">Re: FML</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: FML : Hehe, statistic fail.  Oh, man, I love these pics.
    Posted by NatesGirl16[/QUOTE]

    <div>Statistics are fail anyways. </div>
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