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May 2012 Weddings
WTF Wednesday!
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Re: WTF Wednesday!
Please hurry with those invitations. I know you said it would be a few weeks (it's been two and a half weeks), and the anticipation is killing me!
Kind regards,
An impatiant bride
Dear Burlap Runner Lady,
You said it would take a week to get the runners done, it has been a week and a half. I know I am not in a huge rush for them, but I am getting anxious.
Best,
An anxious bride
Normally, you are really, really awesome. But I have missed you for the past 2 days, and when I go to change the delivery online...THE ONLY OPTION IS TO RETURN TO SENDER. You have to be kidding me! Now I have to miss a half day of work in the lab so I can sit around at home and wait for you to make the final delivery attempt. Youe BETTER actually come during the time window on this ticket. Ugh.
Sincerely,
Annoyed Patron
Please decide to plant yourself as a tree and grow in my backyard. This wedding is costing us a fortune. We are running out of money and still have bills to pay. Please appear in my bank account soon.
Signed,
Broke Bride
Please disappear for a while
Sincerely,
Girl Who Doesn't Want to Gain Weight
Please start lending on Manufactured homes as of like yesterday! I want that house and I can't have it cause of you!
Sincerely,
Broken-hearted Home buyer