"I was shopping for my wife Bonnie. I buy most of her clothes and Mrs Pearl was in the same shop! And it just was an accident you know, we started talking... about panty hose, she was saying... whatever that's not the point of the story but what the point is is that through this accidental meeting... it's like a Hitchcock movie you know where you're thrown into a rubber bag and put in the trunk of a car, you find people. You find them. Something, is is it karma? Maybe. But we found him, that's the important thing. And I got Bonnie a wonderful pantsuit."
The girl (college freshman) who said this to me is a member of the Presbyterian Church... "When I was little, I wanted to be a nun, but my daddy told me I was the wrong religion."
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_last-time-heard-laughed-hard-fell-off-dinosaur?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:3c286e79-661d-4a84-8dd7-ddd1977a65caPost:95365f0e-7734-45d7-b64a-20f650296b88">Re: The last time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.</a>: [QUOTE]"I've got my swim trunks and my flippy-floppies. I'm flippin' burgers, you at Kinko's straight flippin' copies." Posted by mstar284[/QUOTE]
Carol Connelly: OK, we all have these terrible stories to get over, and you-... Melvin Udall: It's not true. Some have great stories, pretty stories that take place at lakes with boats and friends and noodle salad. Just no one in this car. But, a lot of people, that's their story. Good times, noodle salad. What makes it so hard is not that you had it bad, but that you're that pissed that so many others had it good.
Re: The last time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.
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"Why are you so sweaty?"
"I was watching Cops."
G: What do you do if everytime you see a beautiful woman, you think you're gonna hurl?
W: I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, it was never meant to be.
"I've got my swim trunks and my flippy-floppies. I'm flippin' burgers, you at Kinko's straight flippin' copies."
"When I was little, I wanted to be a nun, but my daddy told me I was the wrong religion."
[QUOTE]"I've got my swim trunks and my flippy-floppies. I'm flippin' burgers, you at Kinko's straight flippin' copies."
Posted by mstar284[/QUOTE]
LOVE THIS!!!!!!!
Melvin Udall: It's not true. Some have great stories, pretty stories that take place at lakes with boats and friends and noodle salad. Just no one in this car. But, a lot of people, that's their story. Good times, noodle salad. What makes it so hard is not that you had it bad, but that you're that pissed that so many others had it good.
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