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marleylikeair
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Oh, Facebook, my fickle friend.
"So I have decided friends who don't ever make time to see me lately are not invited to my wedding. Less invites to send!"
--a girl from my high school, in her latest status update.
And of course all these people are commenting with things like "uhh, I hope this doesn't mean me..."
We haven't kept in touch and weren't close to begin with. I should probs unfriend her...
What odd/funny/whooaaaa moments have you experienced on the FB lately?
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Re: Oh, Facebook, my fickle friend.
[QUOTE]Descriptions of breast pumping...*shiver*
Posted by laurenb09[/QUOTE]
<div>LMAO. In the literal sense. <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-laughing.gif" border="0" alt="Laughing" title="Laughing" /></div><div>
</div><div>That does not sound like fun to read in a news feed.</div><div>
</div><div>ETA: Well, literally laughing hard, but not actually losing my rear end...</div>
Blog: A New Yorker in Duluth
Updated 8/8/11
"sometimes, when I come back from Whole Foods I feel like I smell like dirt"
(Well...that's interesting...hrm)
"Why am I just hearing about 'jeggings' NOW? How have I missed buying a fancy pair of these? They would go great with my new sweater vest and fanny pack!"
(Hehe...)
"Roses are red, Violets are blue...Fvck you, whore." *definitive head nod*"
(Buwahaha...Why don't you confront who is upseting you instead of putting out some vague hatred into the world?)
"My goal in Vegas this weekend is to see how many times I can get married. After all only the first one count. ;-)"
(Okay...I've got weird friends)
"I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there. If you like it, you can take it. If you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you."
(Please tell me these are song lyrics? Again with this vague shiit you're sending out into the universe)
Blog: A New Yorker in Duluth
Updated 8/8/11
[QUOTE]And all the poop updates by friends with babies. But they are blocked now if they do that.
Posted by LivLeighton[/QUOTE]
OMG, I have a friend who was so excited about her child's first successful trip to the "big girl potty" that she posted a picture on FACEBOOK of her child standing in front of her training potty, and a caption that said "[Child's Name]'s first time using the big girl potty! Sorry for the poopy, but I wanted to capture this moment!"
No joke... my thoughts were "Fine, capture it, but keep it to yourself." <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-yell.gif" border="0" alt="Yell" title="Yell" />
I have resisted the urge to post about poop - as much as it takes over your life I don't want to hear about other people's kids poop so I figure people don't want to hear about DD's poop.
[QUOTE]Not too long ago, a friend of mine's brother posted a FB status asking all of his friends how many people they had had sex with, then proceeded to tell everyone <strong>his was 34. And he's 19.</strong>
Posted by misikes[/QUOTE]
<div>Um, YEAH RIGHT, dude! Nice try. <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-wink.gif" border="0" alt="Wink" title="Wink" /></div>
Blog: A New Yorker in Duluth
Updated 8/8/11
I'm going to go vote for a different kid every time you spam my news feed.
Blog: A New Yorker in Duluth
Updated 8/8/11
I have a "friend" on FB whose profile is hers and her husband's. Last week, FB was telling everyone it was her birthday and people were posting happy birthday messages. She posted that it wasn't her birthday, it was her and her H's anniversary. So then people started posting happy anniversary messages.
Her H came on and posted something like, "Can everyone please stop telling us happy anniversary?!?! It's not happy! This is the 2nd anniversary I've spent away from my wife."
Wow. How dare anyone congratulate you! I'm sorry that you are in the military and not in the same state as your wife (he's NOT deployed, so not sure why they're not in the same state), but geeze, that is just RUDE!!
ETA: I just tried to find the exact post and she's not on my friends list anymore! Hahaha. That's FINE with me!
[QUOTE]Liv--I hear ya. One of those things you just chalk up to a "whatever..." Desert, you must really hate those cute kid contests. :) I just ignore them unless I look at the picture and I think, "whoa, that kid really is ridiculously cute!"
Posted by marleylikeair[/QUOTE]
I just don't want to hear about it from you AND your husband multiple times a day! Once a week is MORE than enough. It's just spam otherwise, frankly.
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Oh, Facebook, my fickle friend. : I just don't want to hear about it <strong>from you AND your husband multiple times a day</strong>! Once a week is MORE than enough. It's just spam otherwise, frankly.
Posted by desertsun[/QUOTE]
<div>Ohhhh wow. That is rather excessive. I'd be deleting their butts. Or at least hiding them from my feed.</div>
Blog: A New Yorker in Duluth
Updated 8/8/11
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Oh, Facebook, my fickle friend. : No idea. It's definitely a WTH moment for me. I'm trying not to dwell on it because it really doesn't matter. But...WTH?!
Posted by LivLeighton[/QUOTE]
Ugh, I hate stuff like this. Wondering just KILLS me. I hate not knowing stuff.
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Oh, Facebook, my fickle friend. : Um, YEAH RIGHT, dude! Nice try.
Posted by marleylikeair[/QUOTE]
Out of all honesty, I wouldn't doubt it. He's a total man-whore. At least 2 of those 34 took place at the same time... how do I know? Because I was in the house. -_-;
[QUOTE]Hm....Let me go take a peeksie... " sometimes, when I come back from Whole Foods I feel like I smell like dirt" (Well...that's interesting...hrm) " Why am I just hearing about 'jeggings' NOW? How have I missed buying a fancy pair of these? They would go great with my new sweater vest and fanny pack!" (Hehe...) " <strong>Roses are red, Violets are blue...Fvck you, whore." *definitive head nod*" (Buwahaha...Why don't you confront who is upseting you instead of putting out some vague hatred into the world?) </strong>" My goal in Vegas this weekend is to see how many times I can get married. After all only the first one count. ;-)" (Okay...I've got weird friends) " I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there. If you like it, you can take it. If you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you." (Please tell me these are song lyrics? Again with this vague shiit you're sending out into the universe)
Posted by lunarsongbird[/QUOTE]
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</div><div>This is from 500 Days of Summer, I think.</div>
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Oh, Facebook, my fickle friend. : Out of all honesty, I wouldn't doubt it. He's a total man-whore. At least 2 of those 34 took place at the same time... how do I know? Because I was in the house. -_-;
Posted by misikes[/QUOTE]
<div>Hmm. Well...ick for posting about it on FB, true or not. <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-tongue-out.gif" border="0" alt="Tongue out" title="Tongue out" /></div>
Blog: A New Yorker in Duluth
Updated 8/8/11
[QUOTE]Ohh along with the pregnancy updates: I love when girls post something about bed rest or something along the lines of being home alone and bored, and 6000 moms will chime in "ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN, YOU'LL MISS THIS AFTER THE LITTLE ONE COMES!" Really? Because I'm pretty sure the pregnant girl is well aware of the demands of an infant.
Posted by yaga13[/QUOTE]
This. It's also really annoying when people immediately post pictures of their pretty normal looking stomach and feel the need to put "Me at 7 weeks", or "OMG my stomach is getting HUGE"... at 7 weeks? Give me a break.
Most common thing for girls I used to be friends with was being 2 months pregnant and saying "OMG, I wish [child] would hurry up and get here!"
Blog: A New Yorker in Duluth
Updated 8/8/11
[QUOTE]Ohh along with the pregnancy updates: I love when girls post something about bed rest or something along the lines of being home alone and bored, and 6000 moms will chime in "ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN, YOU'LL MISS THIS AFTER THE LITTLE ONE COMES!" Really? Because I'm pretty sure the pregnant girl is well aware of the demands of an infant.
Posted by yaga13[/QUOTE]
I hated getting 'Get enough sleep now! You'll miss it once the baby comes' when I was 7 1/2 months along. It was next to impossible to stay comfortable and I woke up 3 times a night to readjust. I just wanted to tell those people to fvck off.
[QUOTE]All I know is pregnancy updates are by far the most annoying thing ever. I DON'T care if your feet are swollen. I DON'T care what your cravings are. and I DON'T need to see <strong>monthly pictures of you stomache expanding</strong>. I especially don't need to hear about how "bored I am can't wait until daddy gets home" bull. Yes you are unmarried 21 year old, congrats... we ALL get it. I put up with these statuses for far too long and then deleted her. Felt great.
Posted by marinarose24[/QUOTE]
I actually like seeing my friend's belly pics! They're so cute. Especially because they're friends I don't see often. But, random chick from HS on FB? Probably not.
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Oh, Facebook, my fickle friend. : Did you get a lot of the old wives' tales about how to tell if you were having a boy or girl, or how much hair they'd have? Like the totally unscientific sh!t? Because BF's family would.not.stop. using every single one when his SIL was pregnant. And for that, as punishment, I don't want to tell any of them when I start having babies. Because I'll be all hormonal and probably snap.
Posted by yaga13[/QUOTE]
Oh yes I got tons of them. I was told by my GMIL that I shouldn't lift my arms above my head because the cord would wrap around the baby's neck. And she constantly showed me pictures of cute babies because then I would have a cute baby. Oh and people kept telling me that the ultrasound could be wrong and it might be a boy. I had 4 ultrasounds since the gender one - I was pretty damn sure it was a girl.
The heartburn one was true for me - Faye was born with a lot hair and I had horrible heartburn.
[QUOTE]wow some of these are great, my friend who is slight witchy w/ a b. I use term friend loosely, had in ger FB earlier this week: "With the our first kid on the way and the recent dog surgery, for those who never gave wedding gifts now would be a good time." Classy right?
Posted by danser55[/QUOTE]
LOL nice!
[QUOTE] "With the our first kid on the way and the recent dog surgery, for those who never gave wedding gifts now would be a good time." Classy right?
Posted by danser55[/QUOTE]
Wow. Just... wow. That is a grand display of tact there.
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Oh, Facebook, my fickle friend. : I actually like seeing my friend's belly pics! They're so cute. Especially because they're friends I don't see often. But, random chick from HS on FB? Probably not.
Posted by SKP82[/QUOTE]
<div>I'm okay with the occasional belly pic...but I'd rather it wasn't a naked belly. IMO, those are just odd unless it's someone you're really close with.</div>
Blog: A New Yorker in Duluth
Updated 8/8/11