I feel like a could still get dangerous with a spork. But it would take more than an unreturned message to be that MacGyver... Seriously, I didn't mean to mess with this board's typical tone. I'll keep it down. I was just crabby this a.m.... like most a.m.s.
OH NP. I love you. You too, Mara... even though that song is now stuck in my head for the rest of the day.
OP. FFS. I'm pretty sure in my 24 years of sarcasm, I've never considered threatening someone's life funny, or snarky, or sarcastic. Might not want to be something you joke about on an international open forum, that's all.
Oh, and grow up. If you're trying to get a non-wedding venue to host your wedding, and they're not responding, it's probably a sign. Quit trying to get your way and move on to someone else.
ETA: apparently I'm in a mood today, too. Normally I have no problem with sarcasm, etc, but this one bugged me.
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_two-flaky-vendors-idea-their-lives-jeopardy?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:15e3e761-7e56-492e-be12-d5252ad8f004Post:43fbbbd5-35ef-4aff-b87f-8a2521e5572d">Re: Two flaky vendors have no idea their lives are in jeopardy...</a>: [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Two flaky vendors have no idea their lives are in jeopardy... : aww, poor Vegas. Posted by ILoveMilkDuds[/QUOTE]
He isn't around much lately anyway. He doesn't want to be in our corner. *raises fist*
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_two-flaky-vendors-idea-their-lives-jeopardy?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:15e3e761-7e56-492e-be12-d5252ad8f004Post:fefd63db-88ab-4f9b-bd7c-7b8ecb7469b4">Re: Two flaky vendors have no idea their lives are in jeopardy...</a>: [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Two flaky vendors have no idea their lives are in jeopardy... : He isn't around much lately anyway. He doesn't want to be in our corner. *raises fist* I am hungry. Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]
Maybe he got scared off from last week's grievances thread.
And random story--my mom gave me her old cell phone a few years ago, and a couple months into having it, someone texted me, "Wanna spork? My prongs are getting mightly lonely over here." Turns out it was an old friend of my mom and stepdad who was known for sending drunk (very drunk) sex text messages to everyone in his phone, my stepdad included.
I'm bringin' the sock monkeys with me to the corner.
I hate it when completing my job is depending on others to complete theirs. And they don't.
Do not mess in the affairs of dinosaurs because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
I love you Missy. Even though you are not smart enough to take online quizzes to find out really important information. ~cew
I only remember it because I'd told H that if he ever did that to me (went running to my mom when we fought) that he'd be sleeping in the garage for a week. Other than that, I have no idea what was said. I tend to forget threads really quickly, especially when I'm at work.
And yes, my mom was quite embarrassed that I go that text. I thought it was funny.
Re: Two flaky vendors have no idea their lives are in jeopardy...
Seriously, I didn't mean to mess with this board's typical tone. I'll keep it down. I was just crabby this a.m.... like most a.m.s.
Eat.Drink.BeMarried. Blog.
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Two flaky vendors have no idea their lives are in jeopardy... : aww, poor Vegas.
Posted by ILoveMilkDuds[/QUOTE]
He isn't around much lately anyway. He doesn't want to be in our corner. *raises fist*
I am hungry.
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Two flaky vendors have no idea their lives are in jeopardy... : He isn't around much lately anyway. He doesn't want to be in our corner. *raises fist* I am hungry.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]
Maybe he got scared off from last week's grievances thread.
And random story--my mom gave me her old cell phone a few years ago, and a couple months into having it, someone texted me, "Wanna spork? My prongs are getting mightly lonely over here." Turns out it was an old friend of my mom and stepdad who was known for sending drunk (very drunk) sex text messages to everyone in his phone, my stepdad included.
That is a hilarious spork story...
I hate it when completing my job is depending on others to complete theirs. And they don't.
Do not mess in the affairs of dinosaurs because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
I love you Missy. Even though you are not smart enough to take online quizzes to find out really important information. ~cew
And yes, my mom was quite embarrassed that I go that text. I thought it was funny.