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I'm fully convinced that we won't be BFFs if
the shocker is your default picture pose.
you have a Justin Bieber haircut.
you dye your 5 year old's hair and give him a fauxhawk for his first day of kindergarten.
Just thought I'd share. You?
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Re: I'm fully convinced that we won't be BFFs if
you insist in calling me "dear" every time you speak to me
you wear a "Playboy" bunny necklace with diamonelles
You still think NKOTB are awesome
You don't understand the magnificence of boobs
If you have bleach blonde hair with black underneath. You know, the skunk look.
I guess b/c I think everyone is thuper.
[QUOTE]You still think NKOTB are awesome
Posted by ricksang[/QUOTE]
Dang Ang... and I thought we were hanging tough.
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Someone took tape and covered up the ring finger on the hand signals at the street lights down town and now they are all doing the shocker. I had to explain what it meant to one of my male coworkers. That was awkward.
You have that "biitch look" when you're walking around.
You dress like a hooker.
You tan too much.
Y0u tyPe LyK d!s.
Your Facebook consists of 1000 pictures of yourself with the duck face.
You constantly whine about how horrible and tough your life is, without actually doing a damn thing about it.
You don't have basic manners or common sense.
[QUOTE]You take everything as a personal insult. <strong>Your Facebook consists of 1000 pictures of yourself with the duck face.</strong> You constantly whine about how horrible and tough your life is, without actually doing a damn thing about it. You don't have basic manners or common sense.
Posted by Anysunrise[/QUOTE]
Good lord. This.
You can't respect something you don't agree with (such as respecting someone elses religious beliefs, views on parenting, etc)
You don't value the life of an animal.
You look down on people because of their finances.
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You're the chick who told this (18 year old) friend of yours that it's her fault you're pregnant, because "You looked so cute, so I wanted to be pregnant too!"
Yes, this sh*t happens.
You're an Uber Skank and make out with 9 people at the bar a night... (then have the nerve to bitch when one of them is making out with someone else)
You're broke but continue to leave work early EVERY day!
[QUOTE]you dye your 5 year old's hair and give him a fauxhawk for his first day of kindergarten.
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]
My second cousin did this, only they did an actual mohawk. I had to roll my eyes and shut my mouth. </div>
[QUOTE]<strong>the shocker is your default picture pose.</strong> you have a Justin Bieber haircut. you dye your 5 year old's hair and give him a fauxhawk for his first day of kindergarten. Just thought I'd share. You?
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]
DED. Two in the pink, one in the stink. Sorry, I had to.
And I thought that sideways peace sign in pics was annoying.
Taco cat: Always a palindrome. ALWAYS, okay J&K?
"cool......insult my size 2 body or my natural brown hair...or the fact that my parents own a country club, I have no budget for a wedding, and I have horses. I really dont care. Its better then having roots." ~ futurepivko
You don't understand basic oral hygiene.
You drive like crap.
You update your facebook at least 50 times a day with meaningless crap, wedding planning updates, your child's bowel movements, what you had for lunch, what's cooking for supper, how you can't stand that bitch on the Bachelor, and how you got up in the middle of the night to pee. None of this is necessary.
Your only way of having fun is drinking = getting shitfaced.
You complain about being overweight and when we go out to eat, you order the creamiest, most calorie rich item on the menu. Consistently.
...Or, you complain about being overweight when you're not.
You constantly talk about politics and think anyone who doesn't agree with you is an idiot who should die.
[QUOTE] You constantly talk about politics and think anyone who doesn't agree with you is an idiot who should die.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]
These types of people make me want to run up and tickle them. Not because I think they are cute, but because they strike me as the type of folks that would fucking hate to be tickled.
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I'm fully convinced that we won't be BFFs if : These types of people make me want to run up and tickle them. Not because I think they are cute, but because they strike me as the type of folks that would fucking hate to be tickled.
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]
Win.
For mine:
If you don't find sarcasm funny.
You're not generous.
You giggle too much.
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[QUOTE]Crap, AATB and I will never be BFFs. For mine: If you don't find sarcasm funny. You're not generous. <strong>You giggle too much.</strong>
Posted by julezlee[/QUOTE]
Uh oh - I'm a giggler!! teheheheheheheheheheheheeheehehehehehehehe!
Mine are:
If you're a flake and constantly make plans and then back out.
If you exaggerate all of your stories to make them sound better than they really are.
If you have something to complain about all. the. time.
You refer to yourself as a "bitch" in a proud and self-satisfied manner.
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I'm fully convinced that we won't be BFFs if : Uh oh - I'm a giggler!! teheheheheheheheheheheheeheehehehehehehehe!
Posted by JennaV26[/QUOTE]
You're also gorgeous so you get a pass on the giggling :)
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In my defense I was a sophmore in college when this was taken!
And ditto Jas on both counts.