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  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_silly-things-youre-scared-of?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:e249419e-e2b9-469d-a885-da0edd58902aPost:414a0c28-0399-4f52-a766-e2c9da080d29">Re: Silly things you're scared of</a>:
    [QUOTE]I<strong> have a fairly overactive imagination</strong> and I have seen way too many horrors movies. I spend way too much time waiting for someone to be standing behind be, hiding under the bed, or lurking outside my door. I get freaked out when I have to go to the basement of our building at night. I think people are going to come murder us when we're staying out in the woods.  When I was a kid I had a terrible time sleeping. I felt like I had to keep my eyes open or something would get me. And yet I loved horror movies and ghost stories.  I'm not sure how silly these things are now that I think about it... I do have an irrational fear of sharks in bodies of water they can't inhabit though. That's pretty silly. 
    Posted by celticmyss[/QUOTE]

    Ditto. I do NOT watch horror movies.... EVER.
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    Actually that's hilarious, jcb.  DH felt terrible for making me cry, poor guy.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Silly things you're scared of : Not entirely irrational.  You may want to read up on bull sharks - you'd be surprised where they've turned up ;)
    Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

    <div>I mean like...pools. Living in Florida I learned enough about bull sharks to stay the fluck out of canals. We also used to fish and catch small hammerheads in the intercoastal. My brother is a big surfer/skimboarder and I think he's insane. </div>
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    In Response to Re:Silly things you're scared of:[QUOTE]Also, driving next to trucks.nbsp; I think I am going to get swept underneath them, so I have to pass them as fast as possible. Posted by gurrlballa10[/QUOTE]
    Holy hell yes. I will only pass them if there is a large shoulder area, just in case. A guy at my former job died in a fluke truck accident, he was passing and one of the tires blew out, the piece of rubber flew through his windshield and killed him instantly. Just terrible and I"ve been freaked ever since.
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  • A photo montage of things that make my blood run cold (might skeeve you out - ye be warned):



































    Jerusalem Crickets:
     

    Burmese pythons (they eat deer and alligators):
     

    This photo:


    Banana spiders (they eat birds!):


    I will NEVER go spelunking:
     

    Whatever the hell this is, I don't like it.
     

    What this all teaches me is that I'm just not the outdoorsy type and should never leave my house lol. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go delete these images off my laptop now.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Silly things you're scared of : Ditto. I do NOT watch horror movies.... EVER.
    Posted by brandichamberlain[/QUOTE]

    <div>Me either. One of my boyfriends in college made me watch Mothman Prophesies with him one time. I wanted to junk punch him.</div>
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  • FUUUUUCK SPELUNKING.  NO WAY.  NOPE.
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    I would pissmyself if I ever saw a banana spider IRL.
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    When I was in Florida, I was bitten on the toe by something. No idea what. I'm still alive, so it wasn't poisonous, but I have a scar from it, so it was SOMETHING.

    Oh, and I will never go to Australia. Apparently 4 out of 5 things over there can kill you. (OK, that might be an exaggeration, but there is some deadly stuff there!)
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  • Les - they start out pretty small and harmless, but I guess the more they eat, the huger they get. I once gave up a staircase because a banana spider took up residence on it. Fuuucking beyotch spider.

    AATB - I know right? Mehgan doesn't do caves. Nuh-uh, no way, keep me away. Open caves like the one above, or even worse, the really teeny tiny ones that you have to wedge yourself through. There's no air. Or light. Ok, now I have goosebumps.
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  • I have a weird fear of mice.  I dated someone who had a snake for a pet and we went to petco for a mouse.  The mouse chewed through the cardboard container and the bag and was crawling around by my feet.  I lost my shiiit.
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    See I liked banana spiders. They stay in their giant webs, outdoors, right where you can see them. They're not going to sneak up you in your own home. We had one in the backyard I named Brunhilda. The gigantic tarantula looking thing that lived in my old bosses garage (where she stored everything for her shop) was a whole different story.

    I'm really claustrophobic so caves are a no go and the thought of cave or wreck diving is possibly my worst nightmare. 
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  • I've seen pictures of people spelunking in crevasses that are just tight enough for a person to fit in, or almost too tight.  Wtf, NO.

    Plus yeah I'm just way too claustrophobic for that garbage.  NO.
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    In Response to Re:Silly things you're scared of:[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Silly things you're scared of:In Response to Re: Silly things you're scared of : Not entirely irrational.nbsp; You may want to read up on bull sharks you'd be surprised where they've turned up ;Posted by AllAboutTheBenjaminI mean like...pools. Living in Florida I learned enough about bull sharks to stay the fluck out of canals. We also used to fish and catch small hammerheads in the intercoastal. My brother is a big surfer/skimboarder and I think he's insane.nbsp; Posted by celticmyss[/QUOTE]
    I'll join you on that particular irrational bench... I was a summer swimmer growing up, and worried that sharks might attack me from the deep end.
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  • I have a weird fear of mice.  I dated someone who had a snake for a pet and we went to petco to get it a mouse.  It chewed through the cardboard box and bag it came in and was crawling around in the car where my feet were. I instantly flipped my shiiit.
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  • Sharks!!!!!!!!!
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Silly things you're scared of : I mean like...pools. Living in Florida I learned enough about bull sharks to stay the fluck out of canals. We also used to fish and catch small hammerheads in the intercoastal. My brother is a big surfer/skimboarder and I think he's insane. 
    Posted by celticmyss[/QUOTE]

    I will NEVER live in Florida for this exact reason.  I am terrified of the idea of a bull sharks in a canal or some such where people are swimming.  That and alligators come out of golf course ponds and just eat people and pets down there!
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    Caves. FML. I'd rather die by firing squad than go into a cave. Small spaces like that make me panicky. The clown from IT is the only one that really unnerves me. H knows I don't like it and one night as I was drifting off to sleep, he rolls over and whispers, "they all float down here." I didn't sleep that night and was afraid of little boys in rain slickers for months.
  • OH I just thought of another one.  I'm half-way terrified of heights.  I can do amusement park rides - like most of them - I can do all the rollercoasters, and the thing that shoots you all the way up.  I can tolerate a Ferris Wheel, but it's almost a bit much to take - I think it's because with the other rides, it's all over too fast, but with Ferris Wheels it moves so slow and stops a lot.  Ugh. 

    Anyway when we were hiking in the Grand Canyon my great uncle would take our group and he'd be perched on the edge of these cliffs that went all the fuuuucking way down to the bottom of the canyon, and he'd be pointing out at this and that and telling stuff.  WTF, GUY?  You can see that stuff just as well from this perfectly fine area over here that is NOWHERE NEAR THE EDGE OF A DAMN CANYON.  I mean, you lose your footing?  You WILL die.  Amen.
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    [QUOTE]A photo montage of things that make my blood run cold (might skeeve you out - ye be warned): Jerusalem Crickets:   Burmese pythons (they eat deer and alligators):   This photo: Banana spiders (they eat birds!): I will NEVER go spelunking:   Whatever the hell this is, I don't like it.   What this all teaches me is that I'm just not the outdoorsy type and should never leave my house lol. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go delete these images off my laptop now.
    Posted by mehgank[/QUOTE]

    Holy mother of god.  That spider will now live in my nightmares.
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    [QUOTE]Les, I seriously lol'd at that.  I'm awesome at scaring my H.  I can tell when he's thinking about something and not 'all there' so to speak.  I can litterally just walk up behind up and stand still.  And then he turns around and about jumps out of his skin.  It's hilarious.  Or I'm an asswhole.  Either way.
    Posted by jcbsjr[/QUOTE]

    I do this to H and my mom. Sometimes on accident, mostly on purpose. I'm quiet and sneaky, they never know I'm coming.
  • I am weird about heights. I am fine in planes, I'd like to go skydiving, and I enjoy cliffs. But ladders used to freak me out. I also am a bit iffy on foot bridges, at least those you can see through. I got a bit weirded out at the top of one of the monuments at Gettysburg last weekend where it's totally secure. I think that may have been a reaction to the tiny,. twisty staircase though. 
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  • I can't do ferris wheels.  Or any type of ride at the fair.  If you can pack that thing up pretty quickly I don't feel safe.
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  • Haha see AATB, heights don't really bother me. At most, I'm in awe of the majesty of heights, but that's pretty much it. I think it's because I grew up around mountains or something, so I've always wanted to go higher and higher and higher. One of my favorite excursions was on the Stairway To Heaven/Haiku Ladder trail on Oahu. Nearly 4,000 steps of hip-width stairs held together by metal C-clamps, 2,120 ft up.


    I find it kind of odd that I love heights, but hate depths. Sky-diving, mountain-climbing, Grand Canyon I can do. Caves, crevasses, and the Mariana Trench - NO WAY.
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    Yeah, heights and I are not friends. Mostly because I ALWAYS get those "worst case" pictures in my head. So really, it's the falling that's scary. I even ask for lower rooms in hotels. My choice of hotel in New York was solely because there were only four floors.
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  • Dear Mara,

    I hate you for posting that picture.  Those things make me cry and shake when I see them.

    I didn't read the rest of this post because I was too busy freaking out.
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  • Banana spiders don't bother me, I guess because I grew up surrounded by them.

    I think I could do caves, tight spaces and all. I actually prefer tight spaces (wide open ones freak me the hell out, so whatever the opposite of claustrophobic is, that's me). BUT - I could never do underwater cave explorations. There's a relatively new movie by James Cameron about that called Sanctum that about made my hyperventilate just because I felt like I was trapped underwater.
  • edited May 2012
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    [QUOTE]Yeah, heights and I are not friends. Mostly because I ALWAYS get those "worst case" pictures in my head. So really, it's the falling that's scary. I even ask for lower rooms in hotels. My choice of hotel in New York was solely because there were only four floors.
    Posted by SEWF[/QUOTE]

    I'm a total weirdo. If I were to ever fall off something high, I'd probably scream because I was thrilled and accept my fate. But, being crushed under something or drowning...umm, no thanks.
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  • Living in ND where it is so flat you could watch your dog run away for like three days, lol - tall things are kinda freaky.  The first time I saw mountains in person I remember kind of feeling a sense of dread over how big they are.  I mean, they are mountains.  They are not going to fall over on you or explode (unless they're actually a volcano... lol... ANYWAY) so there is no reason to really be afraid of mountains.  I am not AFRAID of mountains, per se, but they are intidimidating for sure.
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  • AATB- someone has a sig of them on the edge of a cliff and that makes even me a bit nervous and I'm not afraid of heights at all. That's just too close for comfort, but I bet it was an awesome experience in person. 
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