Screw my classy vintage Cape Cod nautical wedding!
I needz me some attire, food selectionz, some ringz, some booze and bubbs, not to mention some kick a*s tunes. All on a back alley budget, mind you.
Feel free to make me a registry too. Because I'm going to force all my beotches to throw me some showerz.
Just a friendly reminder - we're keepin in klassy here.
GARTER TOSS MANDATORY.

"Oceana swings from logical to anus punching." - Buttons
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Re: Help Plan My Back Alley Wedding, Ladies!
[QUOTE]Back alley, you say? Try Dumpster Diving. Score!!!
Posted by noelle24[/QUOTE]
Free stuff is always a plus. I;d love to play but I'm at someone else's computer...or is that all the more reason to play...muhahaha!
[QUOTE]Back alley, you say? Try Dumpster Diving. Score!!!
Posted by noelle24[/QUOTE]
I needz me some eye candy, woman!
"Oceana swings from logical to anus punching." - Buttons
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Married Bio
[QUOTE]You should take your engagement ring back and just get this:
Posted by cschiano[/QUOTE]
Awesome. That means I get a re-do on the proposal, right?!?
"Oceana swings from logical to anus punching." - Buttons
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"Dress", hair, tiara, shoes and makeup all rolled into one.
Oh and LOOK! A GARTER - perfect for throwing
Main course: pigs in a blanket.
Wedding cake: Moon Pies
And don't forget your garter toss!
Married Bio
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Canada is kind of like a whole other world with new things to discover that us americans only dream of. - Narwhal
Paige I would like to profess my love for you and your brilliant mind. - breezerb
Murried Bio
"Popular on the internetz..."
Canada is kind of like a whole other world with new things to discover that us americans only dream of. - Narwhal
Paige I would like to profess my love for you and your brilliant mind. - breezerb
Murried Bio
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Help Plan My Back Alley Wedding, Ladies! : Awesome. That means I get a re-do on the proposal, right?!?
Posted by oceana919[/QUOTE]
Hellz yeah is does! And he better take you to a fancy restaurant like Red Lobster and propose with the ring in a cheddar biscut!
Married Bio
Link (NSFW)
Edit: Possibly not safe for work.... *definitely* not safe for your retinas
[QUOTE]Orrrr you could try this... Link (NSFW)
Posted by noelle24[/QUOTE]
At work, clicked it anyway.
It won't get me in trouble, but damn, you can't unsee that.
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Help Plan My Back Alley Wedding, Ladies! : At work, clicked it anyway. It won't get me in trouble, but damn, you can't unsee that.
Posted by Wrkn925[/QUOTE]
exactly how I feel.
"Popular on the internetz..."
Canada is kind of like a whole other world with new things to discover that us americans only dream of. - Narwhal
Paige I would like to profess my love for you and your brilliant mind. - breezerb
Murried Bio
LINK
Married Bio
[QUOTE]Or, you could embrace your love of metal rock, and go in this direction. LINK
Posted by noelle24[/QUOTE]
Holly crap!!! hahahahahahaha!!!!
A whole top ten list.
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Help Plan My Back Alley Wedding, Ladies! : Big bosses are in and I can't chance it<strong>.. Plus I'm pretty sure my employer has blocked tackyweddings and deemed it "tasteless".</strong> Clicking it on my cell phone.. ...A Ronald McDonald Elvis...WTH?!
Posted by MLekathLEEN[/QUOTE]
But.... but.... why? I just can't imagine that. ;-)
...A Ronald McDonald Elvis...WTH?!
Our bridal party:
Our officiant:
Our caterer:
Our photographer:
Our dress code:
Our Getaway:
Now taking applicants for trashy bridesmaids.
"Oceana swings from logical to anus punching." - Buttons
Planning / Married / Blog
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Help Plan My Back Alley Wedding, Ladies! : But.... but.... why? I just can't imagine that. ;-)
Posted by noelle24[/QUOTE]
Tell me about it...uppity biitches...
And no weddin' is complete without a Genuwine. You know what song...