Shite, Fallin. It's ridiculous. We're all adults here. I can see censoring out the actual words, I guess, at the most. But the lengths they go to is ricockulous.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
I missed the H in my reply. It does not like S word for doody.
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
MBIC's name spelled out is the other one that gets censored due to the every other letter thing. I still can't figure out why the knot censors the word creative with the letter I in front of it. That one has me baffled.
icreative or I creative Why would you write that anyway?
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
I'm married to a cop and he would NEVER EVER say that to me. Ever. We rarely fight, but even if we do and it's before his shift, the most we ever do is say "I love you." Yes, we both know he could die, but why say it? If we fight, it's not because it's *my* fault, but because of a disagreement. We both argued, and no one is to blame.Sorry, that made me extremely angry.
Mike leaves lights on when he leaves the room.I have the opposite problem... Trav is such a freak about turning off the lights when you leave a room, that he'll walk by and flip off the lights when I'm still in a room. He does this especially when I'm in the office on the computer, and when I complain he'll tell me that you really don't need the lights when you're working on the computer, because "its backlit sweetie." He also talks to me when I'm trying to read, about the stupidest things. But if I try to ask him and actual relevant questions when he's reading, he just ignores me. Grr.
Maybe I don't have a heightened sense of smell, but I've never smelled any vagina on my pants. -- TSD
Heith is generally A+ in the domestic duties category, he does most of the cleaning and does a good job. However, he cannot cook/prepare food to save his life. And not just cooking, he will avoid any food preparation at all, no matter how simple or minute. Example:H: Can we have smoothies?J: Go aheadH...Will you make it?J: Why? You just put the berries, yogurt and milk into the blender and push the button, why do you need my help?H: Ok... but you always make it better than I canJ: Kid, it isn't rocket scienceH: Ok, I'll do it.. where are the berries? And the yogurt?J: *facepalm* FINE. I'll do it.An even worse example, we had blueberries and strawberries in the fridge this week.H: Can be have berries for dessert?J: Yes, they're in the fridgeH: *Blank stare*J: Just rinse them off, and cut off the strawberry tops if you want to. H: But you make them better than meJ: Are you effing kidding me?H: *Blank stare*J: I HATE YOU. FINE, I'll get them.
Mr. Spiderman can cook certain things, but he won't even attempt to make anything new. I am no cook, so anything I make is super easy, but he acts like he lacks the superpower to be able to do it. I have finally talked him into making our weekly Friday pizza -- before he would work the dough, I would put on the toppings, and he would be the one to declare when it was finished. He initially resisted claiming he couldn't make my half the way I wanted, until I posed the question, "How is it I'm able to make your half the way you want but you can't make my half the way I want?" and his best response was, "Because you're better than I am."Normally we come up with creative reasons why we can't do stuff. I can't walk the dog because "female hating velociraptors are outside" and he can't make rice krispy treats because "marshmallows have a vendetta against him for being a junior Ghostbuster".
Trav is actually a great cook and we switch off on making dinner most of the time. However there are certain foods that for no apparent reason, he's decided that he just can't make "like I do." They are all stupid too, like grilled cheese or tuna sandwiches. He'll get home 40 minutes before me, and know that one of those is the plan for dinner... will lay everything out thats needed to make them (including silverware and bowls), but will wait for me to get home and have me make them. You can make a killer steak and potatoes, but you can mix tuna with mayo?!
Maybe I don't have a heightened sense of smell, but I've never smelled any vagina on my pants. -- TSD
Brett can't cook to save his life. He can make pancakes and grill, but anything other than that is too much for him. I think he ate out at least once every single day for the month that I was in Germany last year.
However there are certain foods that for no apparent reason, he's decided that he just can't make "like I do." Yes!! This.He'll have just made pork wellington but then want me to make his sandwich because it "tastes better when you do it".
For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
Re: I love my H, buts...
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Maybe I don't have a heightened sense of smell, but I've never smelled any vagina on my pants. -- TSD
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"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
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