So I stayed off the scale for the last two weeks since I started my gym routine 2 weeks ago. Got on there this morning and it said I GAINED 4 pounds. I thought it was messed up and told Noodle to weigh himself before he left for work and call me with the number. He just did and he weighs about the same as he did last time he checked, on Friday. Exercise. Nugget's doing it wrong.

If I wanted to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'd put shoes on the cat.
