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Hey, ladies!

I got a message from Anna last night and it made me think of you ladies.

I miss you.  How are you all doing lately?  Anything fun going on? 

So tell me, who was raptured and who is doomed to spend all of eternity in the lake of fire with me?
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Just call me "Brothel"
And betrothed, I'm disgusted with most of the comments that you have posted. I don't think I've ever read such judgmental comments in my life. I'm so lucky that the girls I speak to on theknot are nothing like you...I would've never come on here for ADVICE if I would've encountered a big a bitch as you. I genuinely feel awful for your children or your future children, and I think it would be irresponsible of YOU not to invest in their future therapy sessions starting now. Because trust me when I tell you honey, they're gonna need it. ~jcaruncho2010
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    Hey, B!  Life stinks.  But I have my health.  It's good to see you up in this bitch!
    panther
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    Hey there B!

    I bought my swimmies last night.
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    Do not mess in the affairs of dinosaurs because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
    I love you Missy. Even though you are not smart enough to take online quizzes to find out really important information. ~cew
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    I'm sorry life stinks, AATB.  I hope things start looking up for you soon.

    Yay for swimmies!
    kd.joseph's wish is my command
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    Just call me "Brothel"
    And betrothed, I'm disgusted with most of the comments that you have posted. I don't think I've ever read such judgmental comments in my life. I'm so lucky that the girls I speak to on theknot are nothing like you...I would've never come on here for ADVICE if I would've encountered a big a bitch as you. I genuinely feel awful for your children or your future children, and I think it would be irresponsible of YOU not to invest in their future therapy sessions starting now. Because trust me when I tell you honey, they're gonna need it. ~jcaruncho2010
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    K&J64K&J64 member
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    What up B! I'm sitting on the fiery lake with you and it's glorious.

    How have you been?

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    CellesCelles member
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    Hi B!

    Haven't you heard?  This was just the spiritual rapture.  The real rapture will still occur as planned on October 21st.  I'm stocking up on sun screen for the occasion.
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    I cleared you a space on my bench, Kcull.  I've been okay.  work and allergies are killing me, but nothing I can't work through.  How about you?

    Good to know, Celles.  I'm putting it on my work calendar right now.
    kd.joseph's wish is my command
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    Just call me "Brothel"
    And betrothed, I'm disgusted with most of the comments that you have posted. I don't think I've ever read such judgmental comments in my life. I'm so lucky that the girls I speak to on theknot are nothing like you...I would've never come on here for ADVICE if I would've encountered a big a bitch as you. I genuinely feel awful for your children or your future children, and I think it would be irresponsible of YOU not to invest in their future therapy sessions starting now. Because trust me when I tell you honey, they're gonna need it. ~jcaruncho2010
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    Well I'm not sitting with you by a fiery lake, but I am still sitting in my kitchen.  Same thing?

    Nice to "see" you BTW
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    Hey B!  Glad to see you.  Hope all is well.
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    I heard that God just made his decision on May 21, and that he's space planning for the people he's got to suck up on October 21. Either way, drunken debauchery is safe for all at this point. He's already made up his mind, right? 
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    Uhhh, what are "swimmies"?
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    I love TK glitches sometimes.  B's massive peanut butter cup avatar was momentarily switched out with Box Kitty.
    panther
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_hey-ladies-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:d54d2044-6bd2-49a7-a131-0220106e4d2fPost:a2a6c930-cff2-42b4-b0d5-953d16addb78">Re: Hey, ladies!</a>:
    [QUOTE]I heard that God just made his decision on May 21, and that he's space planning for the people he's got to suck up on October 21. Either way, drunken debauchery is safe for all at this point. He's already made up his mind, right? 
    Posted by SarahPLiz[/QUOTE]
    Interesting theory, but God saw this coming, right?  Wouldn't he have already made sure he had the space needed?

    I'm all fordrunken debauchery, though.

    Hi, Marrin and Pirate!
    kd.joseph's wish is my command
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    Just call me "Brothel"
    And betrothed, I'm disgusted with most of the comments that you have posted. I don't think I've ever read such judgmental comments in my life. I'm so lucky that the girls I speak to on theknot are nothing like you...I would've never come on here for ADVICE if I would've encountered a big a bitch as you. I genuinely feel awful for your children or your future children, and I think it would be irresponsible of YOU not to invest in their future therapy sessions starting now. Because trust me when I tell you honey, they're gonna need it. ~jcaruncho2010
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    B!!!!!

    *does happy dance*

    Nothing new with me, except the ever expanding tunny. How have you been?
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    OMG Alli, you're almost there!  You have a little squash growing in there!
    kd.joseph's wish is my command
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    Just call me "Brothel"
    And betrothed, I'm disgusted with most of the comments that you have posted. I don't think I've ever read such judgmental comments in my life. I'm so lucky that the girls I speak to on theknot are nothing like you...I would've never come on here for ADVICE if I would've encountered a big a bitch as you. I genuinely feel awful for your children or your future children, and I think it would be irresponsible of YOU not to invest in their future therapy sessions starting now. Because trust me when I tell you honey, they're gonna need it. ~jcaruncho2010
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    Speaking of squash, does anyone here like spaghetti squash?  I think it's neat.
    panther
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    We have to wait until October 21st to see who all gets raptured.  But i have a feeling I'd be safe making hotel reservations for the Christmas holidays.  I'm too much of a heathen to be floated off into the sky.

    I missed you B.  And thug-bunny

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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_hey-ladies-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:d54d2044-6bd2-49a7-a131-0220106e4d2fPost:ec7b4f22-ccb7-4e21-9979-4598ea4bd6ac">Re: Hey, ladies!</a>:
    [QUOTE]Uhhh, what are "swimmies"?
    Posted by pumpkinpumpkin[/QUOTE]

    Swimmies are the inflatable things parents put on their kids arms when they are in a pool. They're not lifesavers, but they give a little bouyancy:
    Look like this:

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    And, hi, P2!
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    Do not mess in the affairs of dinosaurs because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
    I love you Missy. Even though you are not smart enough to take online quizzes to find out really important information. ~cew
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    Yes rhon - and I actually did think it was a cup of coffee or something for a while too.  Alas, I fail as well :)

    Btw, I think I missed your wedding AW?  Your sig is lovely.  You guys look ravishingly beautiful and happy :)
    panther
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    Allergies are disgustingly awful this year. I want to rip my sinuses out some days,  I feel your pain. All is well here, I just feel like I need to split myself in two so I can get the rest of the weddings stuff done and everything I need to finish for work before I'm off from the 2nd until the 20th (that sounds so damn awesome right now).

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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_hey-ladies-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:d54d2044-6bd2-49a7-a131-0220106e4d2fPost:8c021a33-9e4c-4420-832d-8d36055bae3f">Re: Hey, ladies!</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Hey, ladies! : Swimmies are the inflatable things parents put on their kids arms when they are in a pool. They're not lifesavers, but they give a little bouyancy: Look like this: And, hi, P2!
    Posted by missy68[/QUOTE]

    Hi!

    And I call those water wings!

    So uhh....who are they for?
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    I love spaghetti squash!
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    B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hi.

    Spagetti squash is amazing. Bonefish had it as their seasonal side dish last winter and I became addicted. They drizzled it with honey and ginger and baked it. I could eat a 5 gallon bucket of it right now.
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    I'd like that rhon!

    And um, holy Lord Bec, I could probably give you a run for your money in seeing who could eat more of that spaghetti squash...
    panther
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    Hey B! 

    FYI, since you're around... I sent you a PM awhile ago. I wasn't sure if you checked them or had gotten it.
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    Yup, it's a half pound peanut butter cup.  That right there is something worth taking a picture of ;-)  Hi, Rhon!

    I missed you too, Anna!  I got your message at work so I can't respond until I get home, but thank you for thinking of me :)

    AATB- My parents are huge fans of Spaghetti Squash.  I haven't tried it.
    kd.joseph's wish is my command
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    Just call me "Brothel"
    And betrothed, I'm disgusted with most of the comments that you have posted. I don't think I've ever read such judgmental comments in my life. I'm so lucky that the girls I speak to on theknot are nothing like you...I would've never come on here for ADVICE if I would've encountered a big a bitch as you. I genuinely feel awful for your children or your future children, and I think it would be irresponsible of YOU not to invest in their future therapy sessions starting now. Because trust me when I tell you honey, they're gonna need it. ~jcaruncho2010
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    Yep, water wings, too.

    Eh, nobody. I was being silly. Although you know, they might come in handy in a lake of fire.

    Or maybe not. plastic melts to your skin. Maybe a canvas raft would be better.

    I'm punchy, P2, punchy.  ;)
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    Do not mess in the affairs of dinosaurs because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
    I love you Missy. Even though you are not smart enough to take online quizzes to find out really important information. ~cew
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    Hi B, hope you're doing great!

    I celebrated my 21st bday last night and am feeling good this morning.
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    You're so close, Kcull.  I remember how that felt.  That time is going to fly.

    OMG it's Bec!  Hi, Bec!

    Hi, Steph.  I did get your message, but to be honest, I do not intend to respond.  I'm glad you got your feelings out, but there really isn't much for me to say to you about it.
    kd.joseph's wish is my command
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    Just call me "Brothel"
    And betrothed, I'm disgusted with most of the comments that you have posted. I don't think I've ever read such judgmental comments in my life. I'm so lucky that the girls I speak to on theknot are nothing like you...I would've never come on here for ADVICE if I would've encountered a big a bitch as you. I genuinely feel awful for your children or your future children, and I think it would be irresponsible of YOU not to invest in their future therapy sessions starting now. Because trust me when I tell you honey, they're gonna need it. ~jcaruncho2010
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    Betrothed 123's book recommendations, favorite quotes, book clubs, book trivia, book lists (read shelf)
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_hey-ladies-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:d54d2044-6bd2-49a7-a131-0220106e4d2fPost:e51978de-391c-420c-ac55-77ec95607dbb">Re: Hey, ladies!</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Hey, ladies! : That's a peanut butter cup?!?  I always thought it was a cappucino Fail, party of me. ETA: And HI B!
    Posted by rhonwynv[/QUOTE]

    Make that 2 of us! Hi B! Hope all is well :)
    I feel you on the allergies. My eyes are on fire.
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    HAHA. Gotcha.
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