Roast PMeg Here

Re: Roast PMeg Here

• PMeg819 member

  

  October 2009 edited December 2011

  You need a minute?! Really, I thought you'd have something primed and ready.

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• Cant_wait!

  

  October 2009 edited December 2011

  I heard pmeg smells like old people.

  

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• Future Mrs Butterworth member

  

  October 2009 edited December 2011

  It's because she is. She's been eating the hearts of the elderly for 6 generations to keep herself young looking. She eats the elderly because nobody looks that hard when they go missing.

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• **O-Face** member

  

  October 2009 edited December 2011

  Pmeg IS old people. 

  

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• ~~Busy.~~ member

  

  October 2009 edited December 2011

  Pmeg wears a 24 rectal thermometer becuase that's the only way she feels she can tell if she truly has a fever. She only takes it out to poo.

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• Cant_wait!

  

  October 2009 edited December 2011

  One time, Pmeg didn't poop for a whole week.

  

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• PMeg819 member

  

  October 2009 edited December 2011

  That last one CW, actually true.

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• Future Mrs Butterworth member

  

  October 2009 edited December 2011

  I heard she bathes in marinara from olive garden. She uses their salad dressing in her hair tho, so it comes out shiny.

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• Cant_wait!

  

  October 2009 edited December 2011

  I heard that instead of pedicures, Pmeg bites her toenails. She likes that it saves her time and money.

  

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• MinM

  

  October 2009 edited December 2011

  She showers naked.....I've seen it

  

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• jessjo04 member

  

  October 2009 edited December 2011

  I hear PMeg has Mmmbop as her ringtone.

  

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• Future Mrs Butterworth member

  

  October 2009 edited December 2011

  I heard she let some dude knock her up. What a ho. Fo... sho.

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• MinM

  

  October 2009 edited December 2011

  CW - she also spits out the nails into a jar that she keeps and is going to try to sell on ebay after her baby is born....so people can use her DNA to replicate PBlob.

  

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• **O-Face** member

  

  October 2009 edited December 2011

  I heard Pmeg wears crocs.  EVERYWHERE.

  

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• PMeg819 member

  

  October 2009 edited December 2011

  I'm really disappointed that confession has gotten 28 posts, and this has a measly 14. I want a star dammit.

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• jojobrn member

  

  October 2009 edited December 2011

  Not only does Pmeg wear Crocs, she has all the little button decoration things on them for her crunchy birth and knitting.

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• hmonkey member

  

  October 2009 edited December 2011

  giblets.

  

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• MinM

  

  October 2009 edited December 2011

  She wears yoga pants all the time now in case her baby falls out.

  

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• Cant_wait!

  

  October 2009 edited December 2011

  I hear pmeg is knitting herself these practice boobs [img]http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.simplyknitting.co.uk/resources/simplyknitting/RuthScott-KnittedBreasts.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.simplyknitting.co.uk/page/simplyknitting%3Fentry%3Dknitted_breast_appeal&usg=__K_dx_thwf9IIow3GaDr-8ZKU5sk=&h=375&w=500&sz=163&hl=en&start=1&um=1&tbnid=w7haPnFaxHYtqM:&tbnh=98&tbnw=130&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dknitted%2Bbreast%2Bbreastfeeding%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26um%3D1[/img]So she can teach herself to breastfeed.

  

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• Mrs.Thistletwat

  

  October 2009 edited December 2011

  Pmeg is going to divide her placenta. 1/3 will be planted in her McMansion yard, 1/3 will be freeze dried and turned into pills and 1/3 will be made into lasagna. Or she's going to have the whole thing turned into a placenta jerky teddy bear for Pblob.

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• LnR70707 member

  

  October 2009 edited December 2011

  Pmeg carries all her BFP pee sticks around in a baggie in her purse.

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  2 years, 2 surgeries, 2 clomid fails, 2 IUIs, 1 loss, IVF #1 - 10/25/10 = BFP!
  TTC #2 - 6/12 surgery #3, FET #1 & 1.2 = BFN, 12/2012 FET #2 = BFP!
  
  
  
  I can't wait for the "im getting a divorce" post in 5 years or so because your husbands were fed up with your disgusting chair asses from playing on the knot all day and getting fired 4-5 times for not doing any work. you guys are all winners!! ~ Laur929

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• Future Mrs Butterworth member

  

  October 2009 edited December 2011

  I hear she thoroughly enjoys mountain oysters. She eats them raw, as a side to the elderly hearts.

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• Mrs.Thistletwat

  

  October 2009 edited December 2011

  she is also going to use breast milk as creamer for coffee. "Would you like some milk in your coffee, honey?" ~lifts shirt and squirts~

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• Future Mrs Butterworth member

  

  October 2009 edited December 2011

  She's gonna make placenta protein shakes to drink, using both her breast milk and her placenta, and a little cocoa.

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• MinM

  

  October 2009 edited December 2011

  she is going to allow her baby to be around those killer dogs and you know she is going to rub bacon grease on the kid and collect money from neighbors and place bets on who is going to win in the battle royale: Baby vs. Pittie.

  

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• jessjo04 member

  

  October 2009 edited December 2011

  I hear PMeg puts garlic in her applesauce so she doesnt get herpes.

  

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• 6fsn member

  

  October 2009 edited December 2011

  Pmeg and carrann are besties IRL.

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• hmonkey member

  

  October 2009 edited December 2011

  Pmeg and carrann are besties IRL. [img]http://www.macandtees.com/shop/images/boom%20roasted.gif[/img]

  

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• Future Mrs Butterworth member

  

  October 2009 edited December 2011

  Pmeg is collecting hair, nail clippings, and ear wax for Madam Meg's Wax Museum when she gets older. So far she has a bust of Britney Spears and the nose from Miley Cyrus.

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• jojobrn member

  

  October 2009 edited December 2011

  Don't forget the White Russians made with fresh frozen breastmilk! She's starting with the colostrum in the hospital.

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