Dear______,

butterflyjumper1 · June 2012

Dear Chief Justice Roberts:

You surprised me as well today. And a sincere thank you to your bodyguards who caught me as I tumbled down the IU law school stairs two years ago when I was frantically running to get a good seat at your speech. I also appreciate the hug that you accepted from me afterwards - I was the girl wearing pearls and stilettos, I am sure you remember me.

Love and kisses,

Butterfly

BmoreBride311 · June 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-club-boards_july-2012-weddings_dear?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding Club BoardsForum:066005ef-215f-48b1-8655-328b41e07c52Discussion:1d4390b3-a31d-43cf-99b4-efe0876bd39dPost:934611fe-8e2b-4939-aa48-5416fb9788d5">Re: Dear______,</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear Mom, Thanks for asking your coworker if she and her husband would like to attend the wedding. Two weeks before the wedding. Once we've finished the seating chart. Since you have 4tables worth of friends and I have 3 tables worth of friends, I think that is logical to keep adding to your friends tables. xxoxoox Sarcasm-zilla
Posted by bridetobe71412[/QUOTE]

For realz. I need to FWD this to my FILs and change "wedding" to "wedding AND rehearsal dinner".

bridetobe71412 · June 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-club-boards_july-2012-weddings_dear?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding Club BoardsForum:066005ef-215f-48b1-8655-328b41e07c52Discussion:1d4390b3-a31d-43cf-99b4-efe0876bd39dPost:74f3ee6b-5eeb-429d-a5f2-740061c57930">Re: Dear______,</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear Chief Justice Roberts: You surprised me as well today. And a sincere thank you to your bodyguards who caught me as I tumbled down the IU law school stairs two years ago when I was frantically running to get a good seat at your speech. I also appreciate the hug that you accepted from me afterwards - I was the girl wearing pearls and stilettos, I am sure you remember me. Love and kisses, Butterfly
Posted by butterflyjumper1[/QUOTE]

BAHAHAHAHA I met D*ck Cheney last year after a Hannity taping and I put my arm around his waist and hugged him to take a picture. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. wtf is wrong with me??

ps - Really I can't type D*ck Cheney without the *?

butterflyjumper1 · June 2012

bahahahahaha I grabbed a group of friends and did the same thing

butterflyjumper1 · June 2012

dear bridesmaid who still doesn't have a date to my wedding:

RSVP solo. It's too late. I don't want to wait for two weeks to give my final number to the caterer just so you can see if you can find a man that is capable of being forced to go to a wedding. If you do end up bringing someone, my fiance is going to accuse you of hiring a male prostitute to stand in as a date, similar to the aptly named movie "The Wedding Date."

sorry bout cha!
butterfly.

lvissers · June 2012

Dear co-workers and boss,

I have already mentally checked out for the wedding! I have total wedding brain and I probably won't get more than a ful day's worth of work done between now and the wedding. Sorry, not sorry!

Linzilla :-)

bridetobe71412 · June 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-club-boards_july-2012-weddings_dear?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding Club BoardsForum:066005ef-215f-48b1-8655-328b41e07c52Discussion:1d4390b3-a31d-43cf-99b4-efe0876bd39dPost:d25ceb3c-190c-4fa0-9032-c8740f89e18d">Re: Dear______,</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear co-workers and boss, I have already mentally checked out for the wedding! I have total wedding brain and I probably won't get more than a ful day's worth of work done between now and the wedding. Sorry, not sorry! Linzilla :-)
Posted by lvissers[/QUOTE]

bahahaha me too. And now that we have to get me a new wedding band, they can forget about me doing that second project today! Nope!

lvissers · June 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-club-boards_july-2012-weddings_dear?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding Club BoardsForum:066005ef-215f-48b1-8655-328b41e07c52Discussion:1d4390b3-a31d-43cf-99b4-efe0876bd39dPost:6734d821-46aa-4747-9cfe-6f21b39575f1">Re: Dear______,</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dear______, : bahahaha me too. And now that we have to get me a new wedding band, they can forget about me doing that second project today! Nope!
Posted by bridetobe71412[/QUOTE]

So I must have missed something, you need a whole NEW band now? What happened?

bridetobe71412 · June 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-club-boards_july-2012-weddings_dear?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding Club BoardsForum:066005ef-215f-48b1-8655-328b41e07c52Discussion:1d4390b3-a31d-43cf-99b4-efe0876bd39dPost:764ad6be-1459-4748-9fdf-a6b10c11d674">Re: Dear______,</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dear______, : So I must have missed something, you need a whole NEW band now? What happened?
Posted by lvissers[/QUOTE]

Yeah, the one that came in the mail on Tuesday is totally wrong -- it's the wrong width and doesn't match the e-ring at all, and doesn't fit next to/under the rock. The jeweler doesn't think he can the correct one by next week, particularly because he doesn't have written down ANYWHERE what my e-ring setting width is so he wants me to go to a jeweler, have them size it, then give him the serial number, etc. etc. He seems like a total hack.

So, we're going to have to get a refund from him and go somewhere like Tiffany's and do a rush order on a new band. Fantastic, right? Two weeks before the wedding? Precisely what I want to be doing.

Nati05 · June 2012

Dear venue lady,

Oh ok, so you don't actually do anything? That's nice to know NOW! Your contract should say catering and decor only since apparently that's all you do. Every other venue I know offers full coordination for AT LEAST the day of. Had I not been lied to before, I would have hired a different catering company to come to your venue.. a company that would have taken care of everything for me like they're supposed to!

Thanks for nothing,
Considering more and more everyday putting you on blast after the wedding

BeachLover2885 · June 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-club-boards_july-2012-weddings_dear?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20Club%20BoardsForum:066005ef-215f-48b1-8655-328b41e07c52Discussion:1d4390b3-a31d-43cf-99b4-efe0876bd39dPost:7ea50a5c-d913-4d4b-8870-b6f7e27cb83c">Re: Dear______,</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dear______, : Yeah, the one that came in the mail on Tuesday is totally wrong -- it's the wrong width and doesn't match the e-ring at all, and doesn't fit next to/under the rock. The jeweler doesn't think he can the correct one by next week, particularly because he doesn't have written down ANYWHERE what my e-ring setting width is so he wants me to go to a jeweler, have them size it, then give him the serial number, etc. etc. He seems like a total hack. So, we're going to have to get a refund from him and go somewhere like Tiffany's and do a rush order on a new band. Fantastic, right? Two weeks before the wedding? Precisely what I want to be doing.
Posted by bridetobe71412[/QUOTE]

<div>That is so frustrating, bridetobe! Good luck!!!! Everything will work out for you! </div>

lvissers · June 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-club-boards_july-2012-weddings_dear?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding Club BoardsForum:066005ef-215f-48b1-8655-328b41e07c52Discussion:1d4390b3-a31d-43cf-99b4-efe0876bd39dPost:7ea50a5c-d913-4d4b-8870-b6f7e27cb83c">Re: Dear______,</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dear______, : Yeah, the one that came in the mail on Tuesday is totally wrong -- it's the wrong width and doesn't match the e-ring at all, and doesn't fit next to/under the rock. The jeweler doesn't think he can the correct one by next week, particularly because he doesn't have written down ANYWHERE what my e-ring setting width is so he wants me to go to a jeweler, have them size it, then give him the serial number, etc. etc. He seems like a total hack. So, we're going to have to get a refund from him and go somewhere like Tiffany's and do a rush order on a new band. Fantastic, right? Two weeks before the wedding? Precisely what I want to be doing.
Posted by bridetobe71412[/QUOTE]

Ok, I remember reading that they messed the size up, didn't know they wouldn't be able to fix it for you and now you have to rush order from somewhere else! I'm so sorry! That is so wrong :-( Tiffany's at least you know has grade A service :-)

butterflyjumper1 · June 2012

dear co-worker who brought a frozen meal that takes 12 minutes in the microwave to defrost:

seriously? I am hungry. hurry the eff up.

love,
butterfly

bridetobe71412 · June 2012

Dear Cottage Cheese,

I am loving the heck out of you today.

xoxoxo
zilla

elizabethmae315 · June 2012

Dear someone; anyone in my appropriate career field that is not d2d sales:

Hire me. Like yesterday.

Thanks.

Sincerely

a four year honors degree with 3 internships

Dear home AC;

Please quit freezing. Its nearly 97 degrees today, and I would like to have you functioning properly.

Sincerely,

uncomfortable

Dear Body:

I understand that working out adds the muscles and tones and what not, and I can see the results, but if you could share those with the # on the scale, that would be great.

Sincerely,

Im trying here

Dear FI;

I want some attention. No house. no wedding. no inlaws. Just us and a date night please.

Sincerely,

your FI.

k8888 · June 2012

Dear Feet and Toes,

Why do you constantly reject the cute heels I put on you? Just let it happen, ok? I'm going to have to buy stock in Band Aids because of you dummies. You've got 23 days to get used to it so my pretty white satin sandals aren't red before the ceremony is even over.

Thanks, babies,

Your owner, Kate

colleenm18 · June 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-club-boards_july-2012-weddings_dear?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20Club%20BoardsForum:066005ef-215f-48b1-8655-328b41e07c52Discussion:1d4390b3-a31d-43cf-99b4-efe0876bd39dPost:e7b08979-ab01-4bde-97af-d683b393863c">Re: Dear______,</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear Feet and Toes, Why do you constantly reject the cute heels I put on you? Just let it happen, ok? I'm going to have to buy stock in Band Aids because of you dummies. You've got 23 days to get used to it so my pretty white satin sandals aren't red before the ceremony is even over. Thanks, babies, Your owner, Kate
Posted by k8888[/QUOTE]

I just pinned a pin for you! Its on how to break shoes in with socks and a hair dryer. No idea if it works but I am sure it can not make things worse.

k8888 · June 2012

ooooo thanks, Colleen!! I'm going to try that out tonight

honeybear072012 · June 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-club-boards_july-2012-weddings_dear?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20Club%20BoardsForum:066005ef-215f-48b1-8655-328b41e07c52Discussion:1d4390b3-a31d-43cf-99b4-efe0876bd39dPost:388b0726-9647-4ac1-8cde-85e1bf4451b2">Re: Dear______,</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dear______, : I just pinned a pin for you! Its on how to break shoes in with socks and a hair dryer. No idea if it works but I am sure it can not make things worse.
Posted by colleenm18[/QUOTE]

It works I've done it!! Just did the socks thing though, not the hair dryer since I did mine on 'patent' plastic.

BmoreBride311 · June 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-club-boards_july-2012-weddings_dear?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20Club%20BoardsForum:066005ef-215f-48b1-8655-328b41e07c52Discussion:1d4390b3-a31d-43cf-99b4-efe0876bd39dPost:b8049710-e29c-46e4-ab4c-429a3135dd92">Re: Dear______,</a>:
[QUOTE]ooooo thanks, Colleen!! I'm going to try that out tonight
Posted by k8888[/QUOTE]

<div>I pinned that one, too... let us know if it works!</div><div>
</div><div>Another method I have tried and works (but seems more complicated) is to fill a ziplock bag with water, put it inside the shoe, and put the shoe inside the freezer for a few hours. As the water freezes into ice, it slowly expands, stretching the shoes just slightly. </div>

cmhutchison22 · June 2012

Dear Heatwave,

Go away! I do not like you. You literally make me sick. If you continue to stick around until the wedding I may have to have my ceremony in the ocean instead of ocean front.

Not your friend,

hot girl in HOTLANTA

Dear A/C,

You are awesome. I love you.

Your friend,

cmhutchison22

Hallanole · June 2012

Dear Cleaning Fairies,

I don't know where you vanished to, but I'm kind of busy with planning and thank you cards and RD info and on and on. If you could help me out just a teeny bit I would be ever so greatful. You can even pick two, laundry, dishes, putting shower gifts in a home, or whatever else. I won't hold you to the toilet though.

Sincerly,

Hallanole

Dear Postal Worker,

Please release my missing RSVP's. I know you are hiding them. 3 have been mailed in May and have not arrived. Now I'm assuming a 4th as we got a lovely card for my shower and it said "We can't wait to meet you." Now you are making me assume people are coming but with no straight answers. I'm about to go B!tchfest at you soon.

You are making me go postal,

Frustrated Bride

toomanychoices17 · June 2012

Dear everyone who we asked to be a part of our special day,

Where is your help?! I bought you all thank-you gifts months ago, thinking you were going to be as awesome as you've been the rest of your lives. I naively thought you'd help plan my shower and bachelorette and help with wedding crafts and picking music you want to hear played, but now I have no flippin' idea what I'm thanking you for. My Mom organized and paid for the shower, the bachelorette is still not planned and forget about tedious craft projects you said you "couldn't wait to be involved with". I thought BMs were supposed to be helpful, or at least pick up their own dresses and actually look for shoes to wear- why am I doing everything? Could you at least ANSWER YOUR PHONE and let me know what's going on with this stuff?!

And GM- would it kill you to RSVP? Yes, we know you're coming. But let me know so I can check you off please.

Love,
Bitter about being the first bride...zilla

ETA
Dear Mom,

When I tell you I don't care about having bagpipes at the wedding and need to check with FI and the church first, that does not mean go ahead and book it. FI hates the idea and now you've made this awkward.

Love,
Barely Irish so there's no need to spend time/$300 on this

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