After some fvkery I finally got a electronic version of her resume along with the job description. I worked on it and emailed it back. I will save you much of the side eye worthy details. I have not heard from her. Not even an email thank you.
Yes, I know. My fault, blah blah blah. Call me enternally hopeful yet realistic. I just hope she gets the job and then runs to a psch. for therapy.