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Hump Day Poll (For Cew)

1.  Which knottie would you open mouthed kiss in a dim hallway?

2.  Which 2 knoties would you like to see open mouthed kissing in a dim hallway?

3.  Which knottie would you bend over and do up the bum with no lube (for you sickos, this is meant to be a negative)?

4.  Which knottie would you bail out of jail if you got the call?

5.  Which knottie would you be unable to bail out because you're sitting next to him/her in jail?

6.  Select the choice below that best answers the following question:
kd.joseph's wish is my command
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Just call me "Brothel"
And betrothed, I'm disgusted with most of the comments that you have posted. I don't think I've ever read such judgmental comments in my life. I'm so lucky that the girls I speak to on theknot are nothing like you...I would've never come on here for ADVICE if I would've encountered a big a bitch as you. I genuinely feel awful for your children or your future children, and I think it would be irresponsible of YOU not to invest in their future therapy sessions starting now. Because trust me when I tell you honey, they're gonna need it. ~jcaruncho2010
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  • Yes! And you even included the huge bitch option. I love you more than words can say. Okay. I'm off to go complete your awesome poll.
  • I selected meet her in a dark alley, and it would involve skanky pleather and rubber duckies. 
  • 1.  Which knottie would you open mouthed kiss in a dim hallway? Heels. I know that shiit would be epic.

    2.  Which 2 knoties would you like to see open mouthed kissing in a dim hallway? Cew and B, but leave my spank bank alone will you?

    3.  Which knottie would you bend over and do up the bum with no lube (for you sickos, this is meant to be a negative)? I would say Tink but I don't want to end up blog material sooooo how about mewbester? She could use it.

    4.  Which knottie would you bail out of jail if you got the call? Shaz. Or Beatles and would would sit there laughing about how the hell she got caught and not me.

    5.  Which knottie would you be unable to bail out because you're sitting next to him/her in jail? Well, see above. But I gaurantee Lauren or Jenny might make the list easily.

    Bonus: That already happened tonight, Old news.
  • 1.  Which knottie would you open mouthed kiss in a dim hallway? Hmmmm sexy. Probably Salt. I've always been more of a salt girl than a sweet girl. 

    2.  Which 2 knoties would you like to see open mouthed kissing in a dim hallway? cew and betrothed. Enough talking the talk, ladies. Start walkin' the walk. 

    3.  Which knottie would you bend over and do up the bum with no lube (for you sickos, this is meant to be a negative)? Not sure, I think a lot of you might enjoy that. 

    4.  Which knottie would you bail out of jail if you got the call? M&M

    5.  Which knottie would you be unable to bail out because you're sitting next to him/her in jail? LC
  • 1.  Which knottie would you open mouthed kiss in a dim hallway?
    Totally Meg.  She's like my soul mate :)

    2.  Which 2 knoties would you like to see open mouthed kissing in a dim hallway?
    I'd say Meg and Cew, 'cause that'd be Hott, but I couldn't deal with Meg cheating on me with another chick, so I guess Cew and Shazzie.

    3.  Which knottie would you bend over and do up the bum with no lube (for you sickos, this is meant to be a negative)?
    Festiva... no wait!  I change my answer to Psichick.  No WAIT!  Okay, so I can't just pick one.  There's a whole host of morons around these parts lately that drive me batty.

    4.  Which knottie would you bail out of jail if you got the call?
    JennyLove

    5.  Which knottie would you be unable to bail out because you're sitting next to him/her in jail?
    That'd be Cew all the way.  I can even imagine the trouble we'd get in together.

    6.  Select the choice below that best answers the following question:
    I went with the dark alley option.  I'd bend her over and do her in the butt, sans lube ;)
    kd.joseph's wish is my command
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    Just call me "Brothel"
    And betrothed, I'm disgusted with most of the comments that you have posted. I don't think I've ever read such judgmental comments in my life. I'm so lucky that the girls I speak to on theknot are nothing like you...I would've never come on here for ADVICE if I would've encountered a big a bitch as you. I genuinely feel awful for your children or your future children, and I think it would be irresponsible of YOU not to invest in their future therapy sessions starting now. Because trust me when I tell you honey, they're gonna need it. ~jcaruncho2010
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  • 1.  Which knottie would you open mouthed kiss in a dim hallway? Festiva. Mainly because I think it would freak her out real bad.

    2.  Which 2 knoties would you like to see open mouthed kissing in a dim hallway? M&M and J&K. I think the ampersands would end up making a asterisk baby.

    3.  Which knottie would you bend over and do up the bum with no lube (for you sickos, this is meant to be a negative)? Betrothed, but not in a negative way. Totally out of love. Oh, nevermind. Probably Festiva. Or maybe Misscourtney but for not particular reason other than she sort of gets on my nerves.

    4.  Which knottie would you bail out of jail if you got the call? Any of you as long as someone was giving me the money to do it and I didn't have to travel more than 5 miles.

    5.  Which knottie would you be unable to bail out because you're sitting next to him/her in jail? Betrothed, Heels, Bec, Beatles.

    6.  Select the choice below that best answers the following question: I chose Mega Bitch. Huge bitch made me feel fat.
  • Oh yeah. I forgot. I want to add Psichick to #3.
  • B - you, me AND heels? I would spin off this planet.
  • Now THAT would be hot :D
    kd.joseph's wish is my command
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    Just call me "Brothel"
    And betrothed, I'm disgusted with most of the comments that you have posted. I don't think I've ever read such judgmental comments in my life. I'm so lucky that the girls I speak to on theknot are nothing like you...I would've never come on here for ADVICE if I would've encountered a big a bitch as you. I genuinely feel awful for your children or your future children, and I think it would be irresponsible of YOU not to invest in their future therapy sessions starting now. Because trust me when I tell you honey, they're gonna need it. ~jcaruncho2010
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  • Also- can I just put it out there I REALLY hope some people besides us usual suspects answer this poll? That gets major points in my brain AND I think that would be seriously sexy entertainment.
  • I agree, Meg.  I really want to see if anyone oher than Cew will pick a "bitch" option.
    kd.joseph's wish is my command
    image
    Just call me "Brothel"
    And betrothed, I'm disgusted with most of the comments that you have posted. I don't think I've ever read such judgmental comments in my life. I'm so lucky that the girls I speak to on theknot are nothing like you...I would've never come on here for ADVICE if I would've encountered a big a bitch as you. I genuinely feel awful for your children or your future children, and I think it would be irresponsible of YOU not to invest in their future therapy sessions starting now. Because trust me when I tell you honey, they're gonna need it. ~jcaruncho2010
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  • Agreed, M&M. I'd love to see some lurkers come out and post in this one.
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    [QUOTE]I agree, Meg.  I really want to see if anyone oher than Cew will pick a "bitch" option.
    Posted by betrothed123[/QUOTE]

    Me too. I'm up to one "huge bitch" vote so far.
  • I am totes bringing my AEs out to vote and mess with you.
  • If we mean three in a good way, can I put Salt or Own?
  • Well sure, if it was in a good way, BUT IT'S NOT!!!! Jeez! Read, Meg!
    kd.joseph's wish is my command
    image
    Just call me "Brothel"
    And betrothed, I'm disgusted with most of the comments that you have posted. I don't think I've ever read such judgmental comments in my life. I'm so lucky that the girls I speak to on theknot are nothing like you...I would've never come on here for ADVICE if I would've encountered a big a bitch as you. I genuinely feel awful for your children or your future children, and I think it would be irresponsible of YOU not to invest in their future therapy sessions starting now. Because trust me when I tell you honey, they're gonna need it. ~jcaruncho2010
    my read shelf:
    Betrothed 123's book recommendations, favorite quotes, book clubs, book trivia, book lists (read shelf)
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    [QUOTE]Well sure, if it was in a good way, BUT IT'S NOT!!!! Jeez! Read, Meg!
    Posted by betrothed123[/QUOTE]

    humph - well I liiike my fantasy and I am sticking to it!
  • I bet Salt and OWN wouldn't be so comfortable knowing about your fantasies ;)
    kd.joseph's wish is my command
    image
    Just call me "Brothel"
    And betrothed, I'm disgusted with most of the comments that you have posted. I don't think I've ever read such judgmental comments in my life. I'm so lucky that the girls I speak to on theknot are nothing like you...I would've never come on here for ADVICE if I would've encountered a big a bitch as you. I genuinely feel awful for your children or your future children, and I think it would be irresponsible of YOU not to invest in their future therapy sessions starting now. Because trust me when I tell you honey, they're gonna need it. ~jcaruncho2010
    my read shelf:
    Betrothed 123's book recommendations, favorite quotes, book clubs, book trivia, book lists (read shelf)
  • 1.  Which knottie would you open mouthed kiss in a dim hallway? Roxy woot!

    2.  Which 2 knoties would you like to see open mouthed kissing in a dim hallway? MM and Sarah blond on blond action yeeeeahhhh!!!
     
    3.  Which knottie would you bend over and do up the bum with no lube (for you sickos, this is meant to be a negative)? The girl who dissed LC.

    4.  Which knottie would you bail out of jail if you got the call? Cew

    5.  Which knottie would you be unable to bail out because you're sitting next to him/her in jail? Nebb.
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  • Damn it. I keep needing to add to my #3 list. I want to add cwcottage and momokubiak.

    And I need to add Nebb to #5.
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    [QUOTE]1.  Which knottie would you open mouthed kiss in a dim hallway? Roxy woot ! <strong>2.  Which 2 knoties would you like to see open mouthed kissing in a dim hallway? MM and Sarah blond on blond action yeeeeahhhh!!!  </strong> 3.  Which knottie would you bend over and do up the bum with no lube (for you sickos, this is meant to be a negative)? The girl who dissed LC. 4.  Which knottie would you bail out of jail if you got the call? Cew 5.  Which knottie would you be unable to bail out because you're sitting next to him/her in jail? Nebb.
    Posted by ricksang[/QUOTE]


    But no one would even know who is who! Or is that hotter? ;)

    I kinda wish the question was what would you do if you met Rick's in the alley. True story.

    Oh, and cottage dissed LC and Roxy could easily be any answer!
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    [QUOTE]Damn it. I keep needing to add to my #3 list. I want to add cwcottage and momokubiak. <strong>And I need to add Nebb to #5.</strong>
    Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]


    I kinda want to stamp my feet in protest that Nebb doesn't want to come over here. Not that I don't understand how her head would be in danger of exploding.
    Shelly - are you lurking? Come play!
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    <strong>[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Hump Day Poll (For Cew) : But no one would even know who is who! Or is that hotter? ;)</strong> <strong>I kinda wish the question was what would you do if you met Rick's in the alley.</strong> True story. Oh, and cottage dissed LC and Roxy could easily be any answer!
    Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

    I would! You guys totally look different!
     LOL! I bet you all think I am over sexed! My husband married me for a reason <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-tongue-out.gif" border="0" alt="Tongue out" title="Tongue out" />

    Cottage! That's it!
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    1.  Which knottie would you open mouthed kiss in a dim hallway?
    Nebb AND Polichik...they are irresistible!

    2.  Which 2 knoties would you like to see open mouthed kissing in a dim hallway?
    See #1

    3.  Which knottie would you bend over and do up the bum with no lube (for you sickos, this is meant to be a negative)?
    Dafodil Jill...she always craps on people for no reason!

    4.  Which knottie would you bail out of jail if you got the call?
    Any of them.  Jail sucks!

    5.  Which knottie would you be unable to bail out because you're sitting next to him/her in jail?
    None.  I don't know any knotties IRL or have any friends on here yet.
    Cry


    6.  Select the choice below that best answers the following question:
    I chose dark alley to go along with my whole creepy answer theme.

    BabyFruit Ticker
  • I'd add Shelly to number 2 just to mix things up a bit.

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  • Okay, so if it were Ricks in the alley, how would you get to know her better?
    kd.joseph's wish is my command
    image
    Just call me "Brothel"
    And betrothed, I'm disgusted with most of the comments that you have posted. I don't think I've ever read such judgmental comments in my life. I'm so lucky that the girls I speak to on theknot are nothing like you...I would've never come on here for ADVICE if I would've encountered a big a bitch as you. I genuinely feel awful for your children or your future children, and I think it would be irresponsible of YOU not to invest in their future therapy sessions starting now. Because trust me when I tell you honey, they're gonna need it. ~jcaruncho2010
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    Betrothed 123's book recommendations, favorite quotes, book clubs, book trivia, book lists (read shelf)
  • B, animal crackers. Have you seen Armageddon? Yeah, I am kinky and sweet like that.
  • Yay Leayn! You win the prize for being the first semi new person to post! You are now officially my new favorite semi new person. :)
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    [QUOTE]1.  Which knottie would you open mouthed kiss in a dim hallway? Nebb AND Polichik...they are irresistible! 2.  Which 2 knoties would you like to see open mouthed kissing in a dim hallway? See #1<strong> 3.  Which knottie would you bend over and do up the bum with no lube (for you sickos, this is meant to be a negative)? Dafodil Jill...she always craps on people for no reason! </strong>4.  Which knottie would you bail out of jail if you got the call? Any of them.  Jail sucks! 5.  Which knottie would you be unable to bail out because you're sitting next to him/her in jail? None.  I don't know any knotties IRL or have any friends on here yet. 6.  Select the choice below that best answers the following question: I chose dark alley to go along with my whole creepy answer theme.
    Posted by leayn[/QUOTE]

    Lpstl handled this one in style today.
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    [QUOTE]Okay, so if it were Ricks in the alley, how would you get to know her better?
    Posted by betrothed123[/QUOTE]

    LOL! You guys are making me blush!
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