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My attempt at a knottie poll...

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Re: My attempt at a knottie poll...

  • leaynleayn member
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    <~~~~ Pauses Lady Gaga to add Nebb to the mix....

    Can't you just move to Philly?

    Shazzie - Invisible Sandwich Cat is a huge hoar!

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  • 1. Friendliest to newbs -Danieliza

    2. Scariest to newbs -Tag team -Cew/Betrothed

    3. Best smile -M&M. Blueeyed, Roxy

    4. Knottie you wish you knew better -Cew, Betrothed, Ricks, Fische, Nebb, Bec and LC

    5. Knottie you typically disagree with, but still respect -none yet

    6. Biggest tool -kmiller (I really want to slap her), I don't like psichick

    7. Best dance moves - Meg (she is awesome enough to pull off anything) :)

    8. Best sense of humor - Cew, Betrothed
    9. Knottie who gives the best advice - Everyone gives good advice!
    10. Knottie who gives the best head -I plead the 5th.

    1st pic of us together. Apparently I thought something was funny.
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    ~Holly and Jeff~
    image 232 Made the cut! image 96 Ready to party!
    image 44 Have better things to do!
    image 92 Are going to cause me to have a stroke!
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    [QUOTE]TITS!
    Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]
    I read this in Al Pacino's voice.
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  • NebbNebb member
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    Boobs arent funny guys!
  • A real Cew/Betrothed tag team would be incredible.

    kd.joseph's wish is my command
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    Just call me "Brothel"
    And betrothed, I'm disgusted with most of the comments that you have posted. I don't think I've ever read such judgmental comments in my life. I'm so lucky that the girls I speak to on theknot are nothing like you...I would've never come on here for ADVICE if I would've encountered a big a bitch as you. I genuinely feel awful for your children or your future children, and I think it would be irresponsible of YOU not to invest in their future therapy sessions starting now. Because trust me when I tell you honey, they're gonna need it. ~jcaruncho2010
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    Betrothed 123's book recommendations, favorite quotes, book clubs, book trivia, book lists (read shelf)
  • megk8ozmegk8oz member
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    edited June 2010
    Nebb, I know we don't talk much, but thank you for reminding me to add Bri mcleod to my "biggest tool" list. I had actually repressed those memories. I hope to God she got perma-banned just for being the poster child for why you shouldn't get married the day after you graduate high school.

    If you fire a WP member, you're against America.
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    "Meg cracks me up on the regular. Now she gets to do it in two different forums. Yay!!" ~mkrupar
  • hd- who is kmiller? I am not familiar with this brand of tool
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    [QUOTE]Boobs arent funny guys!
    Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]
    Not even the really jiggly ones?
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    [QUOTE]A real Cew/Betrothed tag team would be incredible.
    Posted by betrothed123[/QUOTE]

    Wait, this isn't real? Now you are just a dream crusher.
  • It will be someday.  We'll have to film it for you all so you can bask in the awesomeness.
    kd.joseph's wish is my command
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    Just call me "Brothel"
    And betrothed, I'm disgusted with most of the comments that you have posted. I don't think I've ever read such judgmental comments in my life. I'm so lucky that the girls I speak to on theknot are nothing like you...I would've never come on here for ADVICE if I would've encountered a big a bitch as you. I genuinely feel awful for your children or your future children, and I think it would be irresponsible of YOU not to invest in their future therapy sessions starting now. Because trust me when I tell you honey, they're gonna need it. ~jcaruncho2010
    my read shelf:
    Betrothed 123's book recommendations, favorite quotes, book clubs, book trivia, book lists (read shelf)
  • NebbNebb member
    10000 Comments 5 Love Its Combo Breaker
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_attempt-knottie-poll?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:fd522f96-ad39-408f-b9cb-75815458c955Post:acbf1afe-cb8e-4061-8cef-d50ed80ea3d4">Re: My attempt at a knottie poll...</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: My attempt at a knottie poll... : Not even the really jiggly ones?
    Posted by shellydiane820[/QUOTE]
    No boobs. None at all. Just ask P2.
  • P2 is a wet blanket.  Boobs are hilarious!
    kd.joseph's wish is my command
    image
    Just call me "Brothel"
    And betrothed, I'm disgusted with most of the comments that you have posted. I don't think I've ever read such judgmental comments in my life. I'm so lucky that the girls I speak to on theknot are nothing like you...I would've never come on here for ADVICE if I would've encountered a big a bitch as you. I genuinely feel awful for your children or your future children, and I think it would be irresponsible of YOU not to invest in their future therapy sessions starting now. Because trust me when I tell you honey, they're gonna need it. ~jcaruncho2010
    my read shelf:
    Betrothed 123's book recommendations, favorite quotes, book clubs, book trivia, book lists (read shelf)
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: My attempt at a knottie poll... : No boobs. None at all. Just ask P2.
    Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]
    :(

    I guess she is the definition of hilarity, isn't she?
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: My attempt at a knottie poll... : No boobs. None at all. Just ask P2.
    Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

    What? She said this?
    And what, pray tell, IS acceptable funny?
  • Bewbs are the most fun. Mine are huge tonight. Frakkin' hormones gone crazy, yo!
  • NebbNebb member
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: My attempt at a knottie poll... : What? She said this? And what, pray tell, IS acceptable funny?
    Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]
    When we all changed our avatars to boob pics, she went on a rant in the morning about how it WASNT funny, blablabla, wet blanket, wet blanket, etc. Boobs arent funny.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: My attempt at a knottie poll... : What? She said this? And what, pray tell, IS acceptable funny?
    Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

    Ragging on spelling and grammar.  She's like Grammar Police, only she adds a little extra.
    kd.joseph's wish is my command
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    Just call me "Brothel"
    And betrothed, I'm disgusted with most of the comments that you have posted. I don't think I've ever read such judgmental comments in my life. I'm so lucky that the girls I speak to on theknot are nothing like you...I would've never come on here for ADVICE if I would've encountered a big a bitch as you. I genuinely feel awful for your children or your future children, and I think it would be irresponsible of YOU not to invest in their future therapy sessions starting now. Because trust me when I tell you honey, they're gonna need it. ~jcaruncho2010
    my read shelf:
    Betrothed 123's book recommendations, favorite quotes, book clubs, book trivia, book lists (read shelf)
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    [QUOTE]hd- who is kmiller? I am not familiar with this brand of tool
    Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]


    She was the peach who was going to tell her "redneck, lowclass, idiot" family how to dress for HER pretty princess day.  She "loves" her family but will have the sheriff haul them out of her wedding if they aren't dressed properly.
    1st pic of us together. Apparently I thought something was funny.
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    ~Holly and Jeff~
    image 232 Made the cut! image 96 Ready to party!
    image 44 Have better things to do!
    image 92 Are going to cause me to have a stroke!
  • reddy123reddy123 member
    1000 Comments
    edited June 2010
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_attempt-knottie-poll?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:fd522f96-ad39-408f-b9cb-75815458c955Post:acbf1afe-cb8e-4061-8cef-d50ed80ea3d4">Re: My attempt at a knottie poll...</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: My attempt at a knottie poll... : Not even the really jiggly ones?
    Posted by shellydiane820[/QUOTE]

    <div>LOL.</div>
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  • Boobs are hilarious. Especially if they are attached to chewed bubble gum nipples.


    And it makes me sad that I am scary to newbs.

  • I triple eww to the last three posts. Maybe boobs are not the funniest topic, but they are damn silly and who the fuuck cares??

  • 1. Friendliest to newbs - Poli!

    2. Scariest to newbs - Heels!

    3. Best smile - Fishy!

    4. Knottie you wish you knew better -Blue!

    5. Knottie you typically disagree with, but still respect -I seriously can't think of anyone. If I typically disagree with someone on here, I usually think they are a douche.

    6. Biggest tool - That Webster person, not Abbiewebster

    7. Best dance moves - Bec, Roxy (but only in high heels)
    8. Best sense of humor -Cew, Nebb, Salt 
    9. Knottie who gives the best advice -  TheSun
    10. Knottie who gives the best head - Beatles, the sweet ones are always the freaky deaky ones!

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    [QUOTE]Boobs are hilarious. Especially if they are attached to chewed bubble gum <strong>nipples</strong>. And it makes me sad that I am scary to newbs.
    Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]
    I hate this word.  I don't say it.  I call it "the N word" which often gets confused with something else.

    Every Thanksgiving at the dinner table, my grandma says she's thankful for hers because she knows I hate that word.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: My attempt at a knottie poll... : No boobs. None at all. Just ask P2.
    Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

    ( . )  ( . )<---------------- not funny, nope. :P
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  • leaynleayn member
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    I don't have any bewb pics, but during my search I did find this treasure of me completely wrecked at our Halloween party last year.  You can almost see some hiney, so I thought maybe it would count for something.

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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: My attempt at a knottie poll... : I hate this word.  I don't say it.  I call it "the N word" which often gets confused with something else. Every Thanksgiving at the dinner table, my grandma says she's thankful for hers because she knows I hate that word.
    Posted by shellydiane820[/QUOTE]

    i love your grandma. Also, I'm going to buy you this cat. His name will be Nipples. You will have to call him that or he will eat your face off.
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  • hahah that pic is great!! I would LOVE to see more halloween pics from people...
    nebbalicious I am looking at you
  • Nipples is one terrifying lion.
    kd.joseph's wish is my command
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    Just call me "Brothel"
    And betrothed, I'm disgusted with most of the comments that you have posted. I don't think I've ever read such judgmental comments in my life. I'm so lucky that the girls I speak to on theknot are nothing like you...I would've never come on here for ADVICE if I would've encountered a big a bitch as you. I genuinely feel awful for your children or your future children, and I think it would be irresponsible of YOU not to invest in their future therapy sessions starting now. Because trust me when I tell you honey, they're gonna need it. ~jcaruncho2010
    my read shelf:
    Betrothed 123's book recommendations, favorite quotes, book clubs, book trivia, book lists (read shelf)
  • cew-  when I called you NIpples those few nights you hated it, what gives?
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    [QUOTE]cew-  when I called you NIpples those few nights you hated it, what gives?
    Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

    Because Nipples is a cat's name! DUH! Do I look like a pussy to you?

    And Betrothed - Nipples is a yeti. Not a lion.
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