Open Letter Friday

culbycheese · April 2010

Dear FSIL-

It's fine to request an adult meal for your 12 year old daughter, but if she does not eat every scrap of that rare tenderloin & prawn combo, you better have a sweet gift to make up for that $60 plate.

KThx.

sunkissed212 · April 2010

Dear 4:00,

Hurry up and get here already. kthx.

boogerbearoriginal · April 2010

Dear Self,

Don't be a slacker - you're out of time to do those last things on your list. That's why you have so much to do this weekend.

Love,

Me

sinnedambition · April 2010

Dear FILs,

You are all a bunch of selfish, manipulative, conniving, underhanded, stupid heads. If you don't want to be involved in the plans, then don't complain about them when we set things up. On top of that, don't wait 3 months before deciding to bring up issues you have with dates that clash when we asked you 3 months ago if you were available.

I understand your daughter (FSIL) decided to quickly get engaged and married 2 months after us, but it is not my fault you are now financially burdened. After all, I didn't complain when the 3K you were going to give us was cut down to 1.5K. I didn't complain when I saw the receipts for FSILs wedding and they already add up to way more than 1.5K and her wedding is still 6+ months away.

Your son does care. He wants your approval and would love for you to be involved. Personally, I would love for you to move to Pluto because I'm done dealing with your attitudes. Treat us like everyone else in your family and just don't talk to us because we made you mad.

Oh, and this Christmas, we'll reward your behavior with a gift certificate for next to nothing like FSILs instead of getting you the cool stuff we have gotten you for the past two years .Sorry, we just couldn't afford the cool stuff.

And one last thing, if by chance we are alone without Fi, be prepared for WWIII because no one treats Fi like crap and gets away with it. Just say the wrong thing because I'm so close to blowing up.

Love your furture daughter!

allikl62 · April 2010

Dear other RD's in my office,

I really wish you would take your lunch when you are supposed to. If you take it 30 minutes late that means I have to take it 30 minutes later than I was scheduled to, and I'm HUNGRY. I was really looking forward to my lunch and now I have to wait. This makes me very grumpy.

Thanks.

sinnedambition · April 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/local-wedding-boards_michigan-detroit_open-letter-friday-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Local Wedding BoardsForum:88Discussion:4f3af721-eaa4-4d63-9e09-f2e29f33a9a7Post:77a02dbd-169b-4268-bd47-93f181c935f9">Re: Open Letter Friday</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear other RD's in my office, I really wish you would take your lunch when you are supposed to. If you take it 30 minutes late that means I have to take it 30 minutes later than I was scheduled to, and I'm HUNGRY. I was really looking forward to my lunch and now I have to wait. This makes me very grumpy. Thanks.
Posted by allikl62[/QUOTE]

I hate when other people either don't think how their actions affect others or simply don't care how their actions affect others.

UGH!

Knottie1435582995 · April 2010

Dear Opposing Counsel,

We're 29 days from our wedding and my attorney and I are flaming mad that you won't respond to either of us or YOUR CLIENT (FI). We have already paid you for your services so PLEASE get off your A$$ and return our repeated phone calls and e-mails so we can get this prenup signed BEFORE the wedding. Kay, thanks!

Pretty Rainbows and Cuddly Kittens and Sh%t,

Future Bride

DetroitGyrl · April 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/local-wedding-boards_michigan-detroit_open-letter-friday-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Local%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:88Discussion:4f3af721-eaa4-4d63-9e09-f2e29f33a9a7Post:756fbcc9-8b65-4b6e-80d9-a6216557579d">Re: Open Letter Friday</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear Opposing Counsel, We're 29 days from our wedding and my attorney and I are flaming mad that you won't respond to either of us or YOUR CLIENT (FI). We have already paid you for your services so PLEASE get off your A$$ and return our repeated phone calls and e-mails so we can get this prenup signed BEFORE the wedding. Kay, thanks! Pretty Rainbows and Cuddly Kittens and Sh%t, Future Bride
Posted by melhunny[/QUOTE]

WOW

emily1004 · April 2010

Dear Bridesmaids,

I HATE SURPRISES!!! And NO I don't trust you! I am going to be 30 this year and I don't want an effing slumber party!!! GROW UP!!! Maybe one day you'll understand what it's like to be the bride!!

Dear Post Office,

I hope you go out of business very soon! Your customer service sucks and there is no consistency!!

Dear Honeymoon,

I wish it was today!!

And Dear FI,

You're the best!!!! Love you very much!!

I'm out.

sammichele · April 2010

Dear apartment,

Please clean yourself. I would appreciate it.

amyn1919 · April 2010

Dear Self,

Don't even look at all that food everyone brought in the office for a potluck..just think sexy bride!

love,
ME

thecatsfancy · April 2010

Dear a few people in my life,

Quit being so damn negative. It's really killing my "Yay, it's Friday!!!" mood.

(Not so much) Love,
Taryn

jamenyha · April 2010

Dear FILs,
Please tell us more than 12 hours in advance that you are coming over. Now, I have to run around on my lunch and pick up things for dinner. And I have to come home to a stressed, crabby FI because the house isn't clean enough for him to have guests. Now, my Friday when I was actually getting off early at 5, instead of 630, is no longer enjoyable.
Also, please call me back when I am nice enough to ask you to come to my dress shopping.

Thank you,
Jess

Gwenwhyfare · April 2010

Dear Over the Shoulder, Boulder Holder:

Thank you for breaking at the worst moment possible. I am the only one in the office since everyone else decided to take lunch at the same time. Now I have to sit here very still until someone comes back so I can promptly go home and change.

Love, Me.

MeghanAshley00 · April 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.weddings.com/Sites/Weddings/Pages/Main.aspx/local-wedding-boards_michigan-detroit_open-letter-friday-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Local%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:88Discussion:4f3af721-eaa4-4d63-9e09-f2e29f33a9a7Post:c2131c15-faaf-433f-b127-c479da8b4994">Re: Open Letter Friday</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Open Letter Friday : Oh my! I am so sorry that is happing to you- super awful Dear 5ft 350 lb FMIL, I know you just had lap band surgery, but if you continue to eat like a cow you will never actually loose weight. I'm sorry 2 double cheese burgers, a large O-ring, and a strawberry shake are just not OKAY! You ask me how I stay skinny- well sorry please notice my only 2/3 eaten double cheese burger and half eaten small fry and WATER. I stopped eating because I wasn't hungry. GAH! But don't worry, you'll look good in your dress Dear God, Please don't like the FSIL read that last message EVER! Dear Clock. Please slow down and if you dont at least make sure my fellow student emails me his finished project like he promised so I can finish my part. MMK! Thanks all
Posted by Lakerchic7272[/QUOTE]<div>
</div><div>Lol I would delete that just in case.... seriously. Something like this happened to me, on facebook.

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Julz629 · April 2010

Dear Wedding,

Please plan yourself. I am so over it.

Thanks.

mybestfriendsfuturemrs · April 2010

Dear Self
Please get better from whatever decided to attack you and make you feel like $hi!. I can only cough my head off so much without getting a headache and my throat feeling like it's on fire.

Dear FI
Please let me proceed with the wedding plans and quit trying to throw a wench in it all. I love you but it doesn't help me in trying to stay stress free. Get back to your "Whatever makes you happy sweety" attitude. :-)

Kthx. Bye

spartychic2010 · April 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/local-wedding-boards_michigan-detroit_open-letter-friday-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Local Wedding BoardsForum:88Discussion:4f3af721-eaa4-4d63-9e09-f2e29f33a9a7Post:c2131c15-faaf-433f-b127-c479da8b4994">Re: Open Letter Friday</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Open Letter Friday : Oh my! I am so sorry that is happing to you- super awful Dear 5ft 350 lb FMIL, I know you just had lap band surgery, but if you continue to eat like a cow you will never actually loose weight. I'm sorry 2 double cheese burgers, a large O-ring, and a strawberry shake are just not OKAY! You ask me how I stay skinny- well sorry please notice my only 2/3 eaten double cheese burger and half eaten small fry and WATER. I stopped eating because I wasn't hungry. GAH! But don't worry, you'll look good in your dress Dear God, Please don't like the FSIL read that last message EVER! Posted by Lakerchic7272[/QUOTE]

OMG. I am laughing so hard I am CRYING. Thanks for that. :)

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