Half of me is bored with this wedding website but half of me keeps thinking that with a little over 2 months away their is no way I'm going to give up wedding related activities. So in an effort to reignite the spark in my heart for these boards please tell me a funny story. It can be about Aunt Martha geting obnoxiously drunk at your wedding, about the kid in class who farted or about your neighbor who gets their newspaper in the nude every morning. I just want to read something entertaining.
Re: Hmm not sure what it is...
[QUOTE]Half of me is bored with this wedding website but half of me keeps thinking that with a little over 2 months away their is no way I'm going to give up wedding related activities. So in an effort to reignite the spark in my heart for these boards please tell me a funny story. It can be about Aunt Martha geting obnoxiously drunk at your wedding, about the kid in class who farted or about your neighbor who gets their newspaper in the nude every morning. I just want to read something entertaining.
Posted by JNV825[/QUOTE]
<div>I love how you're bored after only 43 posts. </div>
"You're our early 20's BSC scarecrow. They cower at your maturity." - lennonkdc
Funny story: this one time I was on a wedding forum, and somebody was like "HEY, PEOPLE, YOU'RE SO BORING! AMUSE ME!!!!". And then nobody did. It was hilarious. The End.
Guess you had to be there.
[QUOTE]Funny story: this one time I was on a wedding forum, and somebody was like "HEY, PEOPLE, YOU'RE SO BORING! AMUSE ME!!!!". And then nobody did. It was hilarious. The End. Guess you had to be there.
Posted by RamonaFlowers[/QUOTE]
Agreed.
This would have been a good idea if it wasn't for the entitled manner of the original post. (You could have let it be, just as, "Hey! Share your funny stories!") The Cocoa Puffs story was great. But I'm with Ramona and Linger on this one.
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Dude, the point is, you came in all "You people are boring, entertain me" and that was it. No contribution of your own until after the fact. Come on, you really don't see how that makes you part of the problem and not the solution?
You want entertaining conversation, there's nothing stopping you from starting a thread and engaging people. However, calling everybody boring and then sitting back waiting for us to dance for you isn't going to get you anywhere.
[QUOTE]yup I hate all of you, get over yourself. Sorry I don't find it riverting to read 14 posts in a row asking if someone can kick a bridesmaid out or if they should send a thank you note now or later. For christ sake is it inconceivable that someone would get mrore enjoyment reading about your experience dress shopping or about your shower than reading the same freaking questions over and over again. Hell I appluad you all, you all still answer every. single. time. with the same tried and true answers. That takes patience. Excuse me for choosing not to post more and reiterate the same answers that are already given on the same questions that have been repeatedly asked. I didn't realize I had to justify eveeryone everytime they say it's rude and a friendship ending mood and blah blah blah...<strong> Would you like me to say I feel sorry for your husbands too so you can all really bandwagon here?</strong>
Posted by JNV825[/QUOTE]
Sorry but my husband knew what kind of b!tch I was the day he met me. Thanks for playing.
[QUOTE]okay lets try this again... Hey ladies! let's shake things up a bit! Yesterday I got to class early and was sitting in the empty classrom and I couldn't help but overhere the meeting going on across the hall. Apparently some kind of social media expert came in to give a talk to the professors about how they can make themselves more accesible through social networking sites both professionaly and personally whle maintiaing proper boundaries. In the 30 minutes I heard this talk to the "expert" referred to face book or myspace as the "twitbookspace." Thats my funny for the day. what yours? Better?
Posted by JNV825[/QUOTE]
<div>That story sucks. </div>
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[QUOTE]Wow you are all really great aren't you, not hypocritical at all. you b!tch because I don't sound positive enough and satisfied enough with the boards in my request to start a thread of funny stories, then when I revamp my whole entire thread proposal to not only be upbeat and happy and fully in love with the boards but to also include a story of my own before I dare ask any of you for one, none of you are still satisified. ooo you really got me, I have been performing google searches for hours to come up with just the right funny story, their is no possible way I was actaully at my M, W, Th 3 hour statistics class last night an hour early after making up a test prior to class, and in no way possible did I hear a lecture being given across the whole to professors from start toe nd. Oh you caught me I am so embarassed, how could I be so lame to not even make you guys laugh! Ughhh I fail so horribley at internet coolness. <strong>Seriously I will repeat it one more time, get over yourselves. You are all a bunch of youngish women who have either been married for years or have nothing wedding actually going on in your lives</strong> but you have apparently found your niche on a wedding related community where you get off by yellling at people to not tier their receptions or laying down the law by informing every bright eyed bride that her wedding is in fact not formal because he isn't have a full open bar and a live band. Yeah thats right I have actually been around and getting to know the boards, I'm not as much as a "noob" as <strong>all you losers</strong> like to call it and have been all day. <strong>You all sound like a bunch of elitist idiots. </strong>Sorry I'm not cool enough to be in on your awesome mean girls club. Let me see if I can make it in real life with some real friends. Stop thinking your the best in the world because you can properly address a gay married couple who don't have the same last name, <strong>chances are your wedding wasn't perfect an dyou made your own fair share of mistakes</strong>. When somebody asks you for advice try actually giving some advice rather than ripping apaprt the grammar or lack of paragraphs instead. Anf dor Christ sake if somebody asks you to share a funny story pull the fvcking septer of the knot out of your royal knot ass and share a damn funy story I'm sure it won't her your street cred on here.
Posted by JNV825[/QUOTE]
I am 34, so try again. And I have plenty of wedding related things going on in my life--like 8 weddings I am helping plan this summer. Got anything else?
With that mouth, you will probably be banned here pretty soon.
Sorry, but my wedding day WAS in fact perfect. Try again.
Oh, and this isn't the first time someone came in all guns a blazing basically telling us to go eff ourselves.
THIS post.....now THAT was funny ;)
OP, I'm going to do you a favor and give you some advice: next time you screw up on the internet, just apologize and laugh it off. Cripes, woman, if you've lurked even half as much as you've claimed to, you'd know that Chelseanewb sticks both feet in her mouth every other day in front of the "cool kids" and for some reason all she has to do is say "Sorry, you guyzzzzzzz, I totes didn't think before I spoke. For the eleventy billionth time" before plowing on to her next stupid statement and people still seem to like her for some reason.
Having a full blown meltdown calling everybody bitches isn't going to accomplish anything, other than letting everybody know that your buttons can easily be pushed. Which, while incredibly amusing for them to exploit, is not going to be fun for you.
[QUOTE]Wow you are all really great aren't you, not hypocritical at all. you b!tch because I don't sound positive enough and satisfied enough with the boards in my request to start a thread of funny stories, then when I revamp my whole entire thread proposal to not only be upbeat and happy and fully in love with the boards but to also include a story of my own before I dare ask any of you for one, none of you are still satisified. ooo you really got me, <strong>I have been performing google searches for hours to come up with just the right funny story</strong>, their is no possible way I was actaully at my M, W, Th 3 hour statistics class last night an hour early after making up a test prior to class, and in no way possible did I hear a lecture being given across the whole to professors from start toe nd. Oh you caught me I am so embarassed, how could I be so lame to not even make you guys laugh! Ughhh I fail so horribley at internet coolness. Seriously I will repeat it one more time, get over yourselves. You are all a bunch of youngish women who have either been married for years or have nothing wedding actually going on in your lives but you have apparently found your niche on a wedding related community where you get off by yellling at people to not tier their receptions or laying down the law by informing every bright eyed bride that her wedding is in fact not formal because he isn't have a full open bar and a live band. Yeah thats right I have actually been around and getting to know the boards, I'm not as much as a "noob" as all you losers like to call it and have been all day. You all sound like a bunch of elitist idiots. Sorry I'm not cool enough to be in on your awesome mean girls club. Let me see if I can make it in real life with some real friends. Stop thinking your the best in the world because you can properly address a gay married couple who don't have the same last name, chances are your wedding wasn't perfect an dyou made your own fair share of mistakes. When somebody asks you for advice try actually giving some advice rather than ripping apaprt the grammar or lack of paragraphs instead. Anf dor Christ sake if somebody asks you to share a funny story pull the fvcking septer of the knot out of your royal knot ass and share a damn funy story I'm sure it won't her your street cred on here.
Posted by JNV825[/QUOTE]
Google let you down. Hard.
It's a girl!
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Hmm not sure what it is... : Google let you down. Hard.
Posted by Licia&Wayne[/QUOTE]
I've missed you so much. Can we make out now?
It's a girl!
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Hmm not sure what it is... : If you really HAD gotten to know the boards, you'd know that elitist idiots and mean girls don't frequent this board. " Chit Chat is the land of misfit dumbass slore bags." Or so I've read.
Posted by LucyHC[/QUOTE]
Truth. Word on the street is nobody that's "cool" hangs out on Chit Chat.
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Hmm not sure what it is... : If you really HAD gotten to know the boards, you'd know that elitist idiots and mean girls don't frequent this board. " Chit Chat is the land of misfit dumbass slore bags." Or so I've read.
Posted by LucyHC[/QUOTE]
Which is exactly why we're awesome lol
Oh crap, I'm in the wrong place again? WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?
[QUOTE]In Response to Re:Hmm not sure what it is...: Oh crap, I'm in the wrong place again? WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?
Posted by SoonToBeMrsAmato[/QUOTE]
You forgot to wear pink on Wednesday. I'm sure of it.
Oh no.
It's a girl!