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The last time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.

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  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_last-time-heard-laughed-hard-fell-off-dinosaur?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:3c286e79-661d-4a84-8dd7-ddd1977a65caPost:d6246ff2-8258-45b7-a5a6-5a0bfe9ac8f6">Re: The last time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.</a>:
    [QUOTE]"It's pronounced 'nu-cue-lar'. The 's' is silent"
    Posted by megk8oz[/QUOTE]


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    Do not mess in the affairs of dinosaurs because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
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    [QUOTE]What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk?
    Posted by ILoveMilkDuds[/QUOTE]
    Bhahahaha I love this one and actually remember it.
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    [QUOTE]"I've been told that I'm the song bird of my generation"
    Posted by dmiller9274[/QUOTE]


    It's the fuucking Catalina Wine Mixer!
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  • You took me where you went shopping, you jerk! You think I care what store in that sh!tpit dirt mall has the latest Godzilla bootlegs? Do you call eating pizza in the same dive pizzeria every night eating out? Do I give a sh!t when two major comic book labels are crossing over characters, selling two editions of the same book in varied-ink chromium covers? I'm a girl, damn it! I wanna do girly things! Like fix up someone's hair and get phone calls expressing romantic sentiments!

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  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_last-time-heard-laughed-hard-fell-off-dinosaur?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:3c286e79-661d-4a84-8dd7-ddd1977a65caPost:c38e51de-a901-4776-b805-ede1e19049fb">Re: The last time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.</a>:
    [QUOTE]The entirety of Denis Leary's song, "Asshole" Song:  <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no6-vsHgHJg" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no6-vsHgHJg</a> Lyrics:  <a href="http://www.stlyrics.com/songs/d/denisleary6392/asshole375206.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.stlyrics.com/songs/d/denisleary6392/asshole375206.html</a>
    Posted by tidetravel[/QUOTE]

    I love you for posting this!  This was one of my earworms last week
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    Do not mess in the affairs of dinosaurs because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
    I love you Missy. Even though you are not smart enough to take online quizzes to find out really important information. ~cew
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